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IN THE BOTTLE: Suuuuper duper green fig, and that's basically it. ON THE SKIN: This was the firs...
Assbutt and Driver Picks the Music... reviews (also 100% That Bitch, even though it breaks the theme)
I have yet to let both scents mellow, and will update with full reviews for how they work on my s...
Creamy coconutty suntan lotion, rich vanillas, and salty sea air. Wet vanilla in the bottle. Goe...
Cool rain on the fierce ocean. Petrichor, sour limes and sweet oranges. Orange rind and lightly ...
Soothing chamomile tea, with a touch of lemon, spearmint, and a drop of honey. Unpleasant chamom...
Green figs and raspberry jam with lemon candies dry down to a hint of buttery popcorn and sweet o...
A perfect pumpkin purée dotted with clouds of rich cream. Goes on as a soft spice — definitely n...
Lipton in the bottle. Goes on as a lovely chai with sugary notes. The raspberry jam starts to com...
Butterscotch Ice Cream lotion
Definitely ice cream, not Werther’s candy. Exquisite.
Maple Bourbon Ice Cream lotion
Thick, heavy, fresh-from-the-evaporator maple syrup. Smells like Vermont.
Vanilla Ice Cream lotion
A perfect vanilla bean.
(for real this time :) ) Creamy pumpkin, fresh pie crust, nutmeg dusting Slightly sweet dry cin...
Crisp fall apples, flaky crust, and a dusting of cinnamon OMG I MIXED UP PUMPKIN AND APPLE PIE ...
Crunchy candied pecans, pie crust and cinnamon Savory, buttery crust in the bottle and on applic...
fresh cut lavender, black anise, sweet vanilla bean, black pepper crushed under a unicorn’s horn....
Two black teas, a shot of espresso, a dash of sweet mocha and coffee absolute make for a caffeina...
I dabbed this on before reading the story, and then enjoyed its lovely scent while laughing over ...
Sucreabeille Black Rose by Andrea Fender, (New) Review, the notes are, Wild rose, rich dark choco...
Chapter 2: Glass Rose (white rose, white musk, white thyme, a summer rainstorm, neroli, gardenia,...
We Ride At Dawn
This scent was inspired by all the hero healthcare workers out there working tirelessly to care f...
Brienne the Beauty
IN THE BOTTLE: Smells like fresh, faint lemonade with a hint of ginger. ON THE SKIN: I put this ...
This scent started off as a sweet, fizzy champagne. About 15 minutes into wear, notes of peach be...
Of the five samples I ordered, this was by far my favorite in the bottle.The notes I immediately ...
In the bottle, this is cloyingly, overwhelmingly sweet. I was reluctant to try it on, honestly, g...
This was not a scent I ordered; it was a promotional scent tossed in with the five sample vials t...
Embalming Fluid Review
In the bottle: green, green, green, with a hint of cherry? Wet: green, herbaceous, spicy. I get ...
Sampler try-on notes
So, first off, let me just say that I LOVE getting the little extra surprise samples! Yaaaaay! I ...
A swirl of spices (wormwood, ginger, and aniseed) play with a bright top note of red mandarin. Re...
Golden amber, black patchouli, citrus, warm woods A lovely warm wood polish. If you're into wood...
Driftwood, sea spray, beach grass, vetiver, lemongrass, clary sage A pretty herbal/grass aquatic...
Vanilla bourbon, oudh wood, sandalwood A delicious tobacco in the bottle and on application, whi...
A realistic red rose, a touch of ocean spray, a hint of pipe tobacco and a dollop of vanilla is w...
A light, refreshing hit of fizzing champagne with strawberries. OH MY GAWD, this is awesome. Swe...
Rich marshmallow vanilla, with tonka bean and heavy cream. OOF that’s some cream in the bottle. ...
Salted dark chocolate truffles with spiced caramel cores, and a shot of whiskey. mmmmmmm salted ...
I have no idea what an actual huckleberry is supposed to smell like. This is a tart, sour berry, ...
A really nice pine in the bottle, but goes on with a weird sweet soap note.
Raspberry tart in a buttery pastry crust.
Pepper and juniper. That’ll clear your sinuses.
An artificial, somewhat menthol-y strawberry.