Here's the Thing: Fuck Everyone

Okay, I only bought a tiny bottle because amber as a note goes right to power on me. However, the amber never comes out to play (thank goodness) and the dirt grounds the chocolate, so it stays a perfectly balanced, sweet and earthy smell.

This is my new go-to after a rough day of getting pissed off at contractors for violating a bunch of environmental regulations whenispecificallytoldthemnottodothat. The bourbon and chocolate shine through at first, with the amber giving a base and the dirt giving it an earthy/musty smell that's perfect for a fuck everything kind of day. I've been putting this on after work and it lasts at least 4-5 hours before bed, but has disappeared by the time I wake up. 10/10

Here’s’ the Thing: Fuck Everyone!! Love the name. I chuckle all day at work when I wear this. Chocolate and dirt come out most on me. And dirt stays. Soupy Twist nailed it as a powdery amber.

Bourbon, Rich chocolate, Dark amber, touch of dirt

Opens as a rich liquid cocoa note, but quickly dries to a powdery amber.