{"product_id":"a-confection-of-sorrows-flash-sale","title":"A Confection Of Sorrows *FLASH SALE*","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Please note, Flash Sale items are not eligible for return\/refund.*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eScent Notes: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarm fresh spicy vanilla, rich spiced gingerbread, molasses, baking through the hard moments in life and brown sugar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnsolicited Life Advice From Judy, a Sad Clown:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHello, my name is Judy and I am a sad clown. First, a little about me. Why am I a sad clown? Because I was already a regular person who was sad all the time, and I figured, might as well do something funny, even if I'm kinda sad. Being a clown doesn't really make me less sad, but being sad makes for a better clown. Better for a clown to have the full range of emotions rather than just those ones there at the tippy top, ya know?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow, my absolutely unsolicited life advice from a professional sad person is: Make a gingerbread house. Make it however you want. From a kit. From scratch. Super sloppy or meticulously detailed. Make little candy decorations for it like trees or animals, and maybe even do those little stained glass window things where you melt candies into the gingerbread window frames. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen, and this is crucial, do whatever you want with it. Eat it. Smash it. Set it out on the counter and let it become an ant palace. Gift it to a friend and snicker as they try to figure out what to do with it. Imagination is the only limit. And that's the key, my friends, imagination. Lean on your imagination in your sadness and let it hold you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEat a whole freaking gingerbread house if that helps. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust remember that you can still make a gingerbread house no matter what misery has befallen you 🙂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: This was blended by Beth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sucreabeille","offers":[{"title":"1oz \/ Eau de Parfum","offer_id":53354981622060,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0216\/4126\/5216\/files\/A_Confection_Of_Sorrows.jpg?v=1768324376","url":"https:\/\/sucreabeille.com\/products\/a-confection-of-sorrows-flash-sale","provider":"Sucreabeille","version":"1.0","type":"link"}