All-Natural Magical Health Restorative

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Disclaimer: These are fictional stories for a real line of scents, based on the sales tactics of years ago, when products claimed to do everything imaginable. None of our scents are anything but that: scents. They do not, in any way, do anything other than smell good. So please do not try to drink them or think that they are actually miracle cures. They're just perfume!


Scent notes: white musk, rosemary, fresh-picked lavender, pine needles, cedarwood, bay laurel.

Relieves athlete’s foot, intense body odor, migraines, tendinitis, sinusitis, osteoarthritis, conjunctivitis, perichondritis, bowel upset, and hairballs (in cats and humans alike!).

Retail therapy is needed. You’re in grad school, working 30+ hours a week at the local mall on top of that to support yourself, and it’s been a long. ass. day. No, week. No, fucking year. You’ve just finished up a shift (two hours longer than it was supposed to be due to an unexpected after-holidays rush), you have a paper due tomorrow and a presentation due two days later, neither one started. You really should go home and get to work, but you need a break. Wandering the mall with ice cream is never a bad idea. It’s a great way to unfocus your brain and just have some anonymous time to people watch by yourself. You walk past a candle store that still smells of rosemary and pine needles from their discounted post-holiday candle clearance rack, and swing into the body shop next door to sample some lavender lotion. You rub your hands together and sniff them as you walk back out to get your ice cream when you notice a small shop you’ve never seen before. The windows are dusty, there’s random knick knacks in the display window, with thick black velvet curtains behind them so you can’t see inside, but something calls you in. You push open the door and are surprised to discover an apothecary/head shop/antique store combination. Honestly, it’s hard to call it anything but clusters of random things grouped together. The flashiest part of the store is in the back, where a neon sign proudly announces Dr. Fantastic’s Wonderment Emporium! That must be the name of the store, you think, picking up the nearest bottle. It’s labeled “All-Natural Magical Health Restorative” on the front, and you turn it around to read what that actually means. “Organic, fantastic, all-natural all-in-one health cure that does it all. Relieves athlete’s foot, intense body odor, migraines, tendinitis, sinusitis, osteoarthritis, conjunctivitis, perichondritis, bowel upset, hairballs (in cats and humans alike!), and more!” “What a load of crap,” you mumble to yourself, when you suddenly realize the salesclerk is standing behind you. “Ah, yes, you’ve finally come to see our shop,” the old woman mumbles. “I know you. You work not far from here. You should try a bottle, on the house,” she says, pressing the bottle deeply into your clasped hands. “Take some tonight before you go to bed. You’ll be back for another bottle in no time.” You’re too overwhelmed by her presence to speak, so you nod politely and run out the door. You go and get your ice cream, pondering the odd encounter, and decide to go back and return the bottle. You can’t take it for free; besides, you won’t use it. But by the time you circle back, the shop appears to be empty. The door is shut, the windows are clear of items, and no amount of knocking summons the clerk. You leave the mall and sit in your car, eating the ice cream, the bottle poking out of the top of your purse. Who knows? Maybe it is the magical cure you’ve been waiting for.

Scent notes: white musk, rosemary, fresh-picked lavender, pine needles, cedarwood, bay laurel.

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Sucreabeille is a vegan, cruelty free brand. We do our very best to keep updated with our suppliers to keep our commitment to just generally being ethical people, but if you ever see something that needs addressing, we'd love to hear from you!

Andrea Fender, Queen Bee


Andrea started making lotions and potions in 2014, and is committed to high-quality products that are handmade. After running her own shop, she happily took over Sucreabeille in April of 2018 and absolutely loves it. Follow her on IG @shopsucreabeille, and join our community on Facebook at




Nicole Antoinette Moore, Scribe Bee



Nicole lives in Colorado and works during the day at a small publishing house. She's our social beedia expert, and she loves books, coffee, sushi, and her cat, Gomez. Feel free to follow her on IG at @atorsoboat



Amy Marie, Bee-Casso

Amy owns Journey West Design, and is responsible for all of the great art on the site. She designed Sucreabeille’s logo and labels, and continues to be an amazing support every day! You can find her at

Didn’t love a scent? Not a fan of that body product? Not a problem, as we here at Sucreabeille have an Extremely Generous Return Policy!

We’re committed to making the returns process simple and easy for you.

But first, a few things to note:

We really encourage you to wait to make a return until at least two weeks after the receipt of your order. Why? As indie perfume makers, we don’t use stabilizers in our blends like mass perfume manufacturers. That means that your scents might undergo the perfume equivalent of bottle shock in transportation, due to extreme fluctuations in temperature, aggressive package handling (tee hee), etc.

You can absolutely sniff your scents when they first arrive, but note that a resting period of at least a few days can make a world of difference in how a scent smells.

Store them in a cool, dry place for a little while and see how they can change. But, if you don't want to wait that long, we understand!

Returns must be initiated within 60 days of purchase.

There must be at least 75% of the product left in the container for us to accept the return.

If you don’t love a scent but would rather rehome it than return it, or swap it for something you know you love, we have an awesome swap/sell thread on our Facebook group (and it’s for all indie perfume companies, not just Suc). You can join our group here ( and then search for “swap/sell” within the group. We post a new swap thread each month, sometimes two!

Sucreabeille reserves the right to limit returns if we have reason to suspect misuse of our Extremely Generous Return Policy (such as, but not limited to, excessive returns, reseller activity, or fraud).Items from the Indie Marketplace are eligible for return.

Items purchased from other retailers, dealers, or resellers and not directly from Sucreabeille are not eligible for return, refund, or exchange.

If you used Sugar Points on your original purchase, we will not be able to refund those to your account. Instead, we will give you a shop credit. (It's basically the same thing, it just won't be found under your Sugar Points.).Here's how it works: Send us an email with a note about what you’d like to return, and we’ll send you a shipping label. Send back the product according to the terms above. Once we receive it and make sure it’s eligible, we’ll issue you a shop credit or a refund to your original form of payment in the amount of the product plus your original shipping charge. We must receive the product before we can issue your credit or refund.

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