It's Too Darn Hot

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  • Scent Notes
    Goth As Fuck Scent Notes: This goth perfume smells like a totally unapologetic haunted cathedral. Rich, dark resins, thick incense, beeswax candles, frankincense and myrrh. Cool stone floors and cloves, red musk and sassafras. Clary sage and wormwood. Guiac wood and patchouli, and a whisper of black jasmine. Here's the Thing, Fuck Everyone Scent Notes: Bourbon, rich chocolate, dark amber, and a touch of dirt. I Didn't Mean Ducking Scent Notes: Black tea with a generous tot of whiskey. Grapefruit for a touch of bitter and a drop of vetiver. Nag champa and rosewood make a rich base. Ruthless B-Word Scent Notes: An unbelievably juicy blend of blood oranges and lychees. White amber and ginger lilies blend to give a sophisticated presence.
  • Description
      Listen up, mothercluckers. If you’re a fan of blue language, then we have the ultimate sassy set for you: the Bad Word Box. Oh, that’s right. The next time a creeper gets within six feet of you and says “Oh wow, you smell amazing, what are you wearing?” you can respond with a swift, “Here’s the Thing, F*ck Everyone, including you!” and flip them the bird while storming away. Also included in this set of wordy little drams are I Didn’t Mean Ducking, Ruthless B-Word, and Goth AF. No matter what foul-mouthed mood you’re in, the Bad Word Box has your back.

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