Theorem 13 Body Products

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  • Scent Notes
    Vanilla absolute, lavender, red musk, spices.
  • Description
      Note: This scent is a special one that only releases 2-3 times in most years, exclusively for Friday the 13th. That means these products are NOT refundable nor returnable! Everybody has different feelings about Friday the 13th: it’s the unluckiest, worst day. It’s the luckiest, best day. 13 is an evil number; 13 is the greatest number. No matter where you fall on the debate over 13, you’re going to love our Theorem 13 scent. It will protect you from all bad energy and any chance of breaking a mirror, or stepping on a crack, or accidentally walking under a ladder, or running into a black cat in a dark alley. It’ll increase all the good things in your life. At the very least, it’ll make you smell fabulous. But hurry; it’s only available on Friday the 13th, so get it before your luck runs out! Buttercream Lotion Ingredients: Water, Sweet Almond Oil, Shea butter, mango butter, cocoa butter, pumpkin seed oil, Avocado Oil, BTMS-50, Glycerin, Coconut Oil, Castor Oil, Stearyl Alcohol, Optiphen, Vitamin E, Hydroxyethylcellulose, fragrance. Hair and Body Oil Ingredients: Rice bran oil, Jojoba oil, Argan oil, Squalene oil, fragrance. Soap Fluff Ingredients: Glycerin, Water, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl/ Lauroyl Isethionate, Disodium Lauryl sulfosuccinate, Salt, Phenoxyethanol, Tetrasodium EDTA, fragrance. Sugar Scrub Ingredients: Glycerin, Water, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl/ Lauroyl Isethionate, raw sugar, walnut shell powder, Disodium Lauryl sulfosuccinate, Salt, Phenoxyethanol, Tetrasodium EDTA, fragrance.

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