{"product_id":"whamageddon-flash-sale","title":"Whamageddon *FLASH SALE*","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Please note, Flash Sale items are not eligible for return\/refund.*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eScent Notes: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMint! Spearmint, peppermint, evergreen trees, toasted marshmallow, chocolate truffles, violet, sandalwood, oakmoss, and dried fruit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis scent is available for purchase December 1 - 31st.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou walk nervously towards the automatic doors of the hardware store. You really need new lightbulbs, you've been putting it off for a week. You approach slowly. Try to map out the store in your mind so you can get in and out as quickly as possible. You rush in and hear, \"Have a holly jolly Christmas....\" and sigh in relief. You hurry to the lightbulbs and try to pick one before the song changes but there are one million options and you are starting to sweat. You grab 3 random boxes and as you are trotting to the register the song changes and you hold your breath...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Iiiiiii'm...... dreaming of a whiiiiiiite, Christmas.....\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay, it's Go Time. You wait in line. There are only 2 people, how is it taking this long? You see a cute little snow globe toy to your left, and, lulled into a sense of 2 minute security, impulsively pick it up, and then it's your turn to check out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou stride up and dump your things on the counter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Did you find everything today?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Yup.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Do you have a rewards card with us?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Oh, uh, no.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Would you like to sign up for one?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(You hear the song coming to an end...)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"No thanks!\" You pull out your card and start to frantically go through the prompts on the reader.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Would you like to round up to the nearest dollar to give to sad children?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Uh, okay yeah sure.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Great! Would you like a bag?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"No thanks.\" You take a deep breath as you hear \"Jingle bell Jingle bell Jingle bell rock...\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou exit the store calmly, having just survived another box store onslaught. You get in your car, careful not to play the radio. You arrive home and install your new lightbulbs. Later you give your girlfriend the snowglobe as a cute little present, and she loves it. Then she presses a little button you didn't see before and you hear \"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart...\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou lost.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: This was blended by Beth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sucreabeille","offers":[{"title":"1oz \/ Eau de Parfum","offer_id":53355564925228,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0216\/4126\/5216\/files\/Whamageddon_1.jpg?v=1764012825","url":"https:\/\/sucreabeille.com\/products\/whamageddon-flash-sale","provider":"Sucreabeille","version":"1.0","type":"link"}