Sucreabeille

World-Renowned Panacea

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Disclaimer: These are fictional stories for a real line of scents, based on the sales tactics of years ago, when products claimed to do everything imaginable. None of our scents are anything but that: scents. They do not, in any way, do anything other than smell good. So please do not try to drink them or think that they are actually miracle cures. They're just perfume!



It’s Wednesday night. You’re on spring break, and your roommate is out for the night. You were out for the night, and now you’re on the couch watching late night TV: infomercials; made-for-TV movies from the early 80s about the dangers of drugs; old game shows from the 70s with weirdly racist answers so they can only be replayed at 3am. You pop another cheesy corn puff in your mouth and wash it down with bourbon, half-asleep, the blue light of the television washing over you like a comforting wave. You must have fallen asleep at some point, because you’re awoken to a man in what appears to be a full-on Liberace cape and jumpsuit combination yelling at you about his miracle cure for everything. You blearily reach for an old cup of coffee from the previous morning and take a sip. “That’s right, Dr. Fantastic’s World-Renowned Panacea can be yours for only 3 payments of $18.95, plus $5.95 shipping and handling per bottle. Call the number flashing on the screen now! Dr. Fantastic’s World-Renowned Panacea can do it all. It handles even the toughest of problems: gout, lethargy, arthritis, low cholesterol, high cholesterol, no cholesterol, pink eye, side-eye, dry eye, UTI, and chicken that won’t fry! None of them are a match against Dr. Fantastic’s World-Renowned Panacea!” Between his sparkly jumpsuit, the crazy graphics on the screen, and now the voice of the incredibly fast talking announcer backpedaling on all the claims like an auctioneer trying to keep track of betting at a Christie’s auction, your head starts pounding. “Dr. Fantastic’s Wonderment Emporium is not responsible for loss of life, limb, property, or pregnancy resulting from the use of….” is the last thing you hear as you mute the TV and pull a blanket over your head. You begin to wonder if that panacea would work on hangovers as you drift off to sleep.


Scent notes: Kentucky bourbon, bay rum, pipe tobacco, bay leaf, spiced mocha, lumps of coal.


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Sucreabeille is a vegan, cruelty free brand. We do our very best to keep updated with our suppliers to keep our commitment to just generally being ethical people, but if you ever see something that needs addressing, we'd love to hear from you!

Andrea Fender, Queen Bee

 

Andrea started making lotions and potions in 2014, and is committed to high-quality products that are handmade. After running her own shop, she happily took over Sucreabeille in April of 2018 and absolutely loves it. Follow her on IG @shopsucreabeille, and join our community on Facebook at facebook.com/groups/sucreabeille

 

 

 

Nicole Antoinette Moore, Scribe Bee

 


 

Nicole lives in Colorado and works during the day at a small publishing house. She's our social beedia expert, and she loves books, coffee, sushi, and her cat, Gomez. Feel free to follow her on IG at @atorsoboat

 

 

Amy Marie, Bee-Casso

Amy owns Journey West Design, and is responsible for all of the great art on the site. She designed Sucreabeille’s logo and labels, and continues to be an amazing support every day! You can find her at https://www.facebook.com/MMBespokedesign


Didn’t love a scent? Not a fan of that body product? Not a problem, as we here at Sucreabeille have an Extremely Generous Return Policy!

We’re committed to making the returns process simple and easy for you.

But first, a few things to note:

We really encourage you to wait to make a return until at least two weeks after the receipt of your order. Why? As indie perfume makers, we don’t use stabilizers in our blends like mass perfume manufacturers. That means that your scents might undergo the perfume equivalent of bottle shock in transportation, due to extreme fluctuations in temperature, aggressive package handling (tee hee), etc.

You can absolutely sniff your scents when they first arrive, but note that a resting period of at least a few days can make a world of difference in how a scent smells.

Store them in a cool, dry place for a little while and see how they can change. But, if you don't want to wait that long, we understand!

Returns must be initiated within 60 days of purchase.

There must be at least 75% of the product left in the container for us to accept the return.

If you don’t love a scent but would rather rehome it than return it, or swap it for something you know you love, we have an awesome swap/sell thread on our Facebook group (and it’s for all indie perfume companies, not just Suc). You can join our group here (https://facebook.com/groups/sucreabeille) and then search for “swap/sell” within the group. We post a new swap thread each month, sometimes two!

Sucreabeille reserves the right to limit returns if we have reason to suspect misuse of our Extremely Generous Return Policy (such as, but not limited to, excessive returns, reseller activity, or fraud).Items from the Indie Marketplace are eligible for return.

Items purchased from other retailers, dealers, or resellers and not directly from Sucreabeille are not eligible for return, refund, or exchange.

If you used Sugar Points on your original purchase, we will not be able to refund those to your account. Instead, we will give you a shop credit. (It's basically the same thing, it just won't be found under your Sugar Points.).Here's how it works: Send us an email with a note about what you’d like to return, and we’ll send you a shipping label. Send back the product according to the terms above. Once we receive it and make sure it’s eligible, we’ll issue you a shop credit or a refund to your original form of payment in the amount of the product plus your original shipping charge. We must receive the product before we can issue your credit or refund.

If you need help, send an email to shopsucreabeille@gmail.com. We’re happy to answer any questions you may have!

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