Since this is a scent that is released once a year, it is limited edition and therefore ineligible for return.

Like, OMG, we know you’re a cucumber melon bitch, and like, that’s cool and all, but we wanted something a little more interesting, y’know? There’s nothing wrong with being so basic, but like, we’re older now so we need a more “adult” scent to keep in our lockers now. Sorry, we meant cubicles, not lockers, we’re totes not adolescents anymore LOLZ. No, we’ve grown up, and now we can confirm that citrus has a larger part of our hearts than cucumber melon … for the most part. You never fully outgrow being a cucumber melon bitch, you just get older and pretend you’re a mature, responsible human with more varied, dynamic tastes than you actually have, but that’s okay, because that’s secretly how everyone feels. Shhh, nobody really knows what they’re doing! Now let’s go, we’re going to be late for third period. Er, for this budget meeting. Right. Adults!

Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers, but with a large dash of zesty orange citrus, ripe grapefruit, and a hint of bergamot.