What's this? 

Well, we rotate some (ok, a lot!) of our fragrances annually. Some of our suppliers stop making seasonal ingredients, and also we get bored and need space in the lab for new things. 

The intention here is to have an imperfect, constantly added-to list. I'm copying and pasting directly off of our shop notes to get the first big batch up and running. You'll notice that it isn't formatted perfectly, and there will be misspellings here and there. I had to either let my perfectionism go, or never, ever do it. It is here, and it is perfectly imperfect! 

It's a very long document, so I suggest you use CTRL+F or another search method of your choice to skip through to what you're looking for. Enjoy! 

BLOOD DRUNK COLLECTION

BLOOD DROP

Scent Notes: Cozy warm blankets, cloves, butter cookies, blood accord.

BLOOD DRUNK

Scent Notes: Juicy red fruit: pomegranate, apple, black cherry. Dark rum, dragon's blood and cherry tobacco. A hint of blood accord.

BLOOD LUST

Scent Notes: Red lipstick accord, animalic musk, guaiac wood, blood accord.

FRESH BLOOD

Scent Notes: Dark, rich cherry and rosewoods, osmanthus, fresh blood.

HEART'S BLOOD

Scent Notes: A spicy, beguiling blend of Egyptian musk, elemi, cassia, myrrh, cardamom, and bitter accord. And blood.

WINTER COLLECTION

FIRELIGHT

Scent Notes: A rich blend of tobacco absolute and cognac essential oil, a well-worn leather chair in a smoky, spicy Victorian gentleman’s parlor, with glasses of whiskey and cups of espresso balancing on the wooden side tables.

FROZEN MOON

Scent Notes: Crisp winter evening air, frost, sweet sugar plums swirl with delicious marshmallow.

GLASSWATER

Scent Notes: Cold stream water, petrichor and snowdrifts. Ginger, coriander, and sweet oud, douglas fir and white amber.

HEARTWOOD

Scent Notes: A rich beating heart of warm ambers. Hardwoods from guaiac and rose woods, and soft notes from cedarwood.

LIFE SPARK

Scent Notes: An enormous blizzard on a cold winter’s night, a fireworks explosion.

LONGEST NIGHT

Scent Notes: A big glass of merlot, cinnamon sticks, freshly grated nutmeg, cedarwood, pure honey, frankincense, myrrh, sweet sugar plums.

MOONBOW

Scent Notes: Atlas cedarwood and pine, white amber, orange, and a drop of peppermint.

WHISPERING BLACK

Scent Notes: Cedar, a cool stream in a dense forest, a sudden rainstorm, oakmoss, decaying wood.

WINTERDEEP

Scent Notes: A hot piping glass of eggnog, spiked with the finest whiskey. A dash of vanilla and spices to finish.

YULE COLLECTION 

BELSNICKEL 

Scent Notes: Hot espresso with juniper berries and brown sugar. 

FOUETTARD

Scent Notes: Bright oranges and vanillas with a playful splash of red rose.

GRYLA

Scent Notes: Two vanillas swirl with sharp peppercorns.

KRAMPUS

Scent Notes: Rich vanillas, freshly ground nutmeg, Christmas spices, children's tears.

PERCHTA

Scent Notes: Bright grassy greens, fresh basil, crushed peppermint.

YULE CAT

Scent Notes: Warm fur, pines and Douglas fir. Oakmoss, coumarin, allspice, and a cup of very hot tea.

THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND COLLECTION 

BLANCHE

Scent Notes: A sultry blend of amber and lilacs, with dark chocolate and classic magnolias and orchids.

DOROTHY

Scent Notes: Rosewood and amber with a blend of cedarwood, cypress and blackberry sage. A dash of scotch whiskey, Egyptian musk and black tea.

ROSE

Scent Notes: White roses and peonies, plums and apples, white musk and dragon's blood.

SOPHIA

Scent Notes: Sugared vanilla cinnamon, tonka, and blood oranges. Bitter accord, sandalwood, and white musk.

THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND

Scent Notes: Key lime cheesecake with graham cracker crust.

THE BLACK FLAME COLLECTION

BLACK FLAME

Scent Notes: Absinthe and whiskey, pistachio green tea, oakwood and Egyptian musk.

COME LITTLE CHILDREN

Scent Notes: A basket of kittens, candy corn, butterscotch to lure the children. Animalic and black musks hint at something sinister underneath...

DEAD MAN'S TOE

Scent Notes: White chocolate, animalic musk, camphor.

HOCUS POCUS

Scent Notes: Wormwood, bitter almond, figs, violets, nicotina, sparkling aldehyde.

I PUT A SPELL ON YOU

Scent Notes: Red musk and elderberry, cloves, myrrh, and clary sage, gunpowder soaked in honey.

FALLPOCALYPSE COLLECTION

AUTUMN ASHES

Scent notes: Blackcurrant jam with undertones of black tea and rosewood

BLOOD ORANGE

Scent Notes: Blood oranges soaked in rich spices with a tinge of metallic blood.

CANDIED APPLE

Scent Notes: Perfectly ripe green apples freshly picked from the dense orchard, covered in molten sugar and hard candy.

PUMPKIN SPICE PANDEMIC

Scent Notes: Pumpkin spice is the star of this sexy scent, in combination with some spicy chai tea. Burnt sugar, like marshmallows roasted on a campfire, and a bit of that campfire’s smoke, to boot. Because it’s the apocalypse and the world is burning, there’s a quick hit of tar when it’s first applied; but that fades into the delicately sexy, sweet, and spicy blend of pumpkin, chai, smoke, and burnt sugar. Everyone’s gonna want a bite out of you.

SMOKE AND DECAY

Scent Notes: Warm snickerdoodle cookies dipped in buttercream frosting, campfire wood smoke, crisp red apple, Indian sandalwood, a freshly poured oatmeal stout, orange spiced chai tea.

SPIKED CIDER

Scent Notes: Hot apple cider with a generous splash of Kentucky Bourbon, honeyed cloves, dalmation sage, and a touch of cinnamon.

SUNSET BONFIRE

Scent Notes: A pile of burning maple leaves in a sun warmed meadow at dusk.

HALLOWEEN MONSTERS COLLECTION

AZRAEL

Scent Notes: An ancient, ethereal library lit by gaslight and glowing incense, frankincense and bay laurel, the simple cotton winding sheet of the dearly departed, swirls of vanilla and coal dust, old crumpled magazines; vanilla bean;  freshly-washed crisp cotton; bay laurel; ancient, smoky incense; frankincense.  

BANSHEE

Scent Notes: Burnt sugar, baby powder, nag champa, real ylang ylang, a perfect sunflower, palmarosa, fresh figs, a moonlit night, decadent pomegranate, blood, white musk. 

ELDER GOD

Scent Notes: Crisp sea salt; tobacco leaf; burnt sugar; freshly poured pavement; carrot seed. (This is a challenging blend, with a few sour/unpleasant notes at first that dissipate to a strange, delightful blend of sweet and salty with a touch of rot. Not for the faint of heart!) 

HOBGOBLIN

Scent Notes: Oud wood, pipe tobacco, real vanilla, sandalwood, freshly cracked black pepper, finely grated ginger root.

HOMUNCULUS

Scent Notes: A bubbling concoction of thick, resinous elimi brewed in a cauldron in the stone cellars of an old, forgotten manor house. Candles light the walls and have dripped for hundreds of years. Cardamom and sweet oud, and an unexpected touch of bright sassafras.

KRAKEN

Scent Notes: Murky deep ocean water, fresh sea moss, rich amber, metal. 

SPECTRE

Scent Notes: A farm in the fall, complete with hay rides for the whole family. A mossy bonfire crackles in the distance, where people are gathered around, eating sweet pumpkin cookies.

THE OFFICE COLLECTION

BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Scent Notes: The musk of a real black bear that you fought with your own bare hands; fresh peach blossom (which is not as great as an Awesome Blossom, but does smell much better); honeycomb stolen straight from the mouths of the bumblebees (your apiarist owed you a favor); bubbles on a fresh glass of sparkling water, which ping about the glass like the laser guns wielded on the Battlestar Galactica. Glorious.

DWIGHT, YOU IGNORANT S**T

Scent Notes: A glass of homemade lemonade on a hot afternoon (because your parents gave you money to start a stand, and now, surplus!), peppermint (straight out of the best ice cream flavor), a freshly picked yuzu (it’s a Japanese fruit, did you know that?), pomegranate (who discovered this fruit, right? What is the deal with pomegranate?).

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

Scent Notes: A large hot chocolate, tobacco flower, stacks of paper (both actual paper, because you’re the boss of selling paper, and stacks of money, because the kids call it “paper,” and you’re hip with the youths), bitter almond.

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Scent Notes: A super rich German chocolate cake.

NUMBER ONE: HOW DARE YOU?

Scent Notes: A proper English garden full of roses and sweet pea on a warm summer afternoon, because you are a lady, sweet vanilla bean because dessert is the best meal of the day, a secret blend of exotic spices because you’re the spiciest person in the office, supple leather because you wear it as part of your girl group, Subtle Sexuality, a hint of gasoline because everyone knows you’re a little bit crazy and would absolutely go full-on Waiting to Exhale if need be.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Scent Notes: A glass of whisky paired with a glass of bay rum aftershave with just a hint of lime squeezed in (because alcohol is an aphrodisiac, and nothing is better than mixing liquor and accidental aftershave to really get the party started); the best Pretzel Day toppings: chocolate chips and toffee nuts. And cocoa absolut.

WHY USE MANY WORD WHEN FEW DO TRICK?

Scent Notes: Cinnamon. Cinnamon doughnuts. Yum.

ANCIENT TEAS COLLECTION

ATLANTIS

Scent Notes: Grassy green tea, vibrant purple orchids, blooming cherry blossoms, rice milk.

BABYLONIA

Scent Notes: Cup after cup of spicy black tea, African musk, hot desert sands, juicy oranges.

CHAMOMELIA

Scent Notes: Soothing chamomile tea, with a touch of lemon, spearmint, and a drop of honey.

LABYRINTHINE

Scent Notes: Spicy chai tea with apricots and honey.

SHANGRI-LA

Scent Notes: Blooming gardenia, lychees, red tea, fragrant jasmine, rosehip.

VICTORIANA

Scent Notes: Deceptively delicious bergamot black tea, fresh milk, honey straight from the hive, oat milk, freshly grated ginger and nutmeg.

XANADU

Scent Notes: Fragrant white tea, grated ginger, saffron, a field of lavender swaying in a cool breeze, carrot seed oil, damp pine needles. 

COMPASS ROSE COLLECTION

COMPASS ROSE

Scent Notes: The ocean on a stormy morning; crisp white sails floating in the breeze, anchored to a mossy, kelp-strewn ship; pipe tobacco; bay rum; a perfect red rose and a lingering touch of vanilla. The perfect balance of refreshing, oceanic notes fading into crisp, light, slightly feminine notes.

DUE SOUTH

Scent Notes: Hot red sands, exotic spices weave through petals of black jasmine, dragon’s blood and ocean spray.

FAR EAST

Scent Notes: A classic woody, green chypre with a base of labadanum, bergamot, oakmoss and patchouli. A green accord twines with a floral topnote of Lily of the valley, and a citrus splash of red Brazilian mandarin. Atlas cedarwood and a deep, rich sandalwood complete the mellow base notes.

OUT WEST

Scent Notes: A gourmand swirl of honeyed chocolate with a smokey undertone of palo santo. Sandalwood, black musk, coumarin and a drop of camphor create a mysterious, dark undercurrent.

TRUE NORTH

Scent Notes: Peppermint swirls in warm vanilla milk with cardamom. Candle wax, cedar, and lush, green galbanum. 

THE EDGED WEAPON COLLECTION

FIST BUMP

Scent Notes: Vanilla bourbon, oudh wood, sandalwood.

RAPTOR CLAW

Scent Notes: A smoky cedar fire, cactus flower, black currant, tobacco.

SHARK PUNCH

Scent Notes: Driftwood, sea spray, beach grass, vetiver, lemongrass, clary sage.

SOCKS AND CROCS

Scent Notes: A juicy blend of figs and blackcurrants, grounded in cedarwood and bergamot, with a sparkling dash of pink peppercorn.

T-REX ARMS

Scent Notes: A masculine leaning fragrance of rich oudh wood, laubdanum, violets, and a touch of coriander, all in a heady African musk base.   

SUMMER BERRIES COLLECTION

BLACKCURRANT

Scent Notes: Blackcurrant jam with undertones of black tea and rosewood.

BLUEBERRY

Scent Notes: Blueberry spice cake made with cardamom and a touch of coumarin, drizzled with brown sugar glaze.

ELDERBERRY

Scent Notes: A bottle of old honeyed elderberry wine found in the cool corner of the cellar, with a whisper of the powdery soil from the earthen walls.

GOOSEBERRY

Scent Notes: Gooseberry and lilacs, and a touch of honey.

HUCKLEBERRY

Scent Notes: Wild huckleberries picked from a cedar forest in a misty, wet morning. Oakmoss, rain and cloudy skies.

JUNIPER BERRY

Scent Notes: Fizzy gin cocktail with ginger ale, tonka, and tobacco flower.

RASPBERRY

Scent Notes: Raspberries in heavy cream with a dash of vanilla, cinnamon and cardamom.

STRAWBERRY

Scent Notes: A dozen freshly-dipped dark chocolate coated strawberries on a golden platter, a crystal champagne flute filled with Dom Perignon resting beside them.

SUMMER FRUIT TREES COLLECTION

ACAI TREE

Scent Notes: Juicy acai berries covered in rich, dark chocolate. Fresh, cold rice milk and crisp white musk.

APRICOT TREE

Scent Notes: Fresh, tangy apricots, fizzing bubbles, a dash of herbal sage.

COCONUT PALM

Scent Notes: Creamy coconut, swirls of black musk and vanilla, fresh green petitgrain, island beach grasses, and a hint of ocean breeze.

DRAGON FRUIT TREE

Scent Notes: Ripe dragon fruit on a crystal plate next to a tall glass of lemonade on a sun-filled porch, while whiffs of tropical vanilla swirl through the air.

FIG TREE

Scent Notes: Warm late summer figs offered on a platter with warm honeycomb, almonds, coumarin, and sips of red wine. Healthy. This is healthy.

LIME TREE

Scent Notes: Fizzing fresh green limes, wild labadanum and tonka with champagne bubbles.

MANGO TREE

Scent Notes: Mangoes with fresh green galbanum and bright pink peppercorns. A whisper of cardamom and sea salt, served under black linen canopies. 

NECTARINE TREE

Scent Notes: Nectarines in a cool, still pool of water, crisp rice milk.

PASSIONFRUIT VINE

Scent Notes: Passionfruit, bright green tomato leaf, frangipani blooms, and a pinch of heliotrope flower.

PEACH TREE

Scent Notes: Sun-warmed summer peaches, a hint of summer rainstorms and the smell of lush, green, growing things. Ice cold fizzy drinks and tonka bean.

PEAR TREE

Scent Notes: Hot, crisp pear tart drizzled with caramel. Drowned in heavy cream spiced with cardamom, cinnamon, and a touch of vanilla. 

POMEGRANATE TREE

Scent Notes: Ruby red pomegranate seeds over vanilla ice cream.

SUMMER GLAZE SCENT COLLECTION

CUCUMBER MELON BITCH

Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers.

LEMON VERBENA

Scent Notes: That perfect 70's memory of herbalicious lemon verbena.

PEAR DREAM

Scent Notes: Sweet malted pears.

SUMMER PLUM

Scent Notes: A lush blend of juicy, ripe plums and plum blossom.

SUPERNATURAL COLLECTION

DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC, SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKEHOLE

Scent Notes: Cool night air and leather seats, peach pie, salt and sparkling aldehydes.

HELLO, BOYS

Scent Notes: Mexican hot chocolate with warm milk and spices, a well worn flannel shirt, and liquid pools of amber.

IDJIT

Scent Notes: Oatmeal stout, oak trees at night, the smell of a freshly fired Colt, incense from church, your favorite flannel shirt.

PEACE OUT, BITCHES

Scent Notes: You're walking through a meadow full of flowers towards an old lemon tree when it begins to drizzle. You dance in the rain, amongst the flowers. You're having the best time, when you catch a whiff of metal. The Chevy you know all too well has pulled up to take you on an adventure.

SO GET THIS

Scent Notes: Hot metal, campfires in the woods and old books, flannel shirts and a touch of coriander.

TESSERACT COLLECTION

INFINITESIMAL

Mandy sighed. For one infinitesimal second, everything was right in the world. She smiled, her heart full to bursting. Her whole family was together, in the correct universe. The tears fell from her eyes without her even knowing they had started, but before she could even wipe her face, the doorbell rang. “No. No more people. I don’t want any other people in our house right now,” Mandy said, charging to the front door. “Why are you acting so strangely?” her mom called out behind her. Mandy ignored her and peered out the peephole. Nobody was there. She let out the breath she hadn’t realized she’d been holding, and turned to walk back to her family. “It’s okay, nothing to worry about,” she called out to her parents and sisters, who were staring at her. “I just didn’t want anything to interrupt our family time! We hardly….” Before she could finish her thought, the doorbell rang again. Continue reading here.

Scent Notes: Tart black cherries, expensive vanilla, Egyptian musk.

DEMESNE

Mandy was stunned. Mr. Jones kept laughing maniacally, long after it was appropriate to stop. His face was bright red and he was wheezing, nearly on the verge of collapse. But that’s not what Mandy was concentrating on. Her own mother was crying, shaking her head, unable to look Mandy in the eye. What had Mr. Jones meant when he said her father was dead and it was her own mother’s fault? Did her mother kill her father? Was she an innocent bystander who watched him die? Did she send him into another dimension with aliens during her initial trials of traveling through the tesseract?.... Continue reading here.

Scent Notes: Blood oranges and vanilla cream. 

PORTMANTEAU

Mandy awoke in a small, cramped room on a small, hard cot. She had a terrible headache, the worst she’d ever had. And she was no stranger to headaches, as migraines ran in the family. Her mother had them a few times a year, which left Mandy to be in charge of her sisters while their mom was out for the count for up to three straight days. She’d yet to have a migraine, but she imagined it couldn’t be too different from what she was currently experiencing. She swung her legs over to the side and bent over the edge of the cot, holding her head in her hands until the pounding subsided a little bit. There was a tray just in front of her feet, which was just in front of the door, where there was a small slot that could be unlocked so the tray could slide in. There was what appeared to be a sandwich wrapped in foil, an apple, and an incredibly tiny bottle of water on the tray. To her right was a wall. To her left there was a small toilet, and above it, a sink, jammed into the corner between her cot and the wall. It was basically a prison cell, although she knew in her gut she wasn’t in an actual prison as the small window at the top of the room wasn’t barred, and the door was a proper heavy door made of metal, not just a row of bars. But she was either in total shade or the light into the window was totally blocked, as no real light ever seemed to shine into the room. She felt in her pockets; they’d taken everything. She was trapped in this room, alone, with no way out and nothing to do.... Continue reading here.

Scent Notes: Rich vanillas infused with cream. 

BAILIWICK

“Sir, I have some bad news. The, uh … the girls have gotten away again,” the lackey said to his boss. At hearing the news, the boss threw his coffee mug into the wall, where it smashed spectacularly. The boss in question was only known as Mr. Jones, and he was feared by everyone he worked with. The lackey left and appeared a minute later with a roll of paper towels and a broom, and began to clean up the remnants of the smashed mug. 

“Again! How are you all so incompetent?” Mr. Jones asked. The lackey looked like he was about to stop and answer him, but Mr. Jones just waved him off and out of the room. He pushed a button on his desk, which closed his office door with a loud bang.... Continue reading here

Scent Notes: Coconut fruit and milk infused with rich, black tea. Sandalwood and milky sweetness.

NEVERWAS

“Neverwas.” What did that mean, exactly? Mandy’s brain had gone completely blank, her body felt numb. The twins were still running around, shrieking, without a care in the world. She knew they were smart, but like, couldn’t they understand this was not a time for playing and screaming? Their mother was missing somewhere, leaving behind only a cryptic note. She’d seen a weird, robotic version of her father that was also definitely not her father. Her brain felt scrambled, which made sense, because she had just traveled through space and time and was immediately thrown into trying to solve this mystery of her missing mother. Her eyes were dry from already crying; her throat hurt from screaming; all she wanted to do was go to sleep and wake up and realize this had all been a horrible dream.... Continue reading here.

Scent Notes: A bright guava mousse.

TESSERACT 

“You’ll never catch me!” Mandy yelled, sprinting through the field. The long blades of grass brushed up to her thighs, encouraging her to run faster, go further. She saw the cliff in the distance; she knew she could climb up to safety. She could feel them gaining on her. Faster, harder, her brain yelled at her as she scrambled up the rock on all fours. “Get the girl!” they were yelling, closing in faster, shortening the chasm between them. She scrambled up the rocks, pulling herself up one hand at a time, willing herself to keep going up. After what felt like hours, she finally reached the top, and stopped for one second to catch her breath. She could hear them scrambling, tripping over each other in their frantic race to catch her. Mandy looked down, took a deep breath, and ran off the edge just as they reached the top of the cliff. She screamed as her body hurtled through the air; she was soaring, flying, untouchable, into the vast open expanse…. Continue reading here.

Scent Notes: A cloud of frothy, creamy grapefruit souffle.

MOUTHY BROAD COLLECTION

CANTANKEROUS SPINSTER

Scent Notes: Fresh peppermint, chamomile, cognac essential oil, spicy ginger, Egyptian musk, and fennel.

CUNNING MINX

Scent Notes: Black sheets in a mess in the late afternoon sun. A cup of steaming tea from Tibet with milk and a dash of wormwood, you minx. Pink peppercorn and Egyptian musk because you’re classic like that.

MOUTHY BROAD

Scent Notes: A cloud of cigar smoke, freshly picked roses, a full glass of whiskey.

SUMMER COLLECTION

AMAZONIA

Scent Notes: Pear, fig, blueberry, ylang ylang.

CABANA

Scent Notes: Fresh, tart pineapple and red mandarin, tonka bean, and a touch of whipped cream.

SIREN SONG

Scent Notes: The spray of the ocean on your face on a cool summer morning, a ripe kumquat plucked straight off the tree, crisp cotton sheets drying on a line in a field full of daisies.

SUN GODDESS

Scent Notes: Creamy coconutty suntan lotion, rich vanillas, and salty sea air.

TEMPEST

Scent Notes: Spring meadow, rain, summer storms.

THE HUNTRESS

Scent Notes: Spring meadow, rain, summer storms.

AWKWARD BANDITS COLLECTION

BOUNTY

Scent Notes: So much blueberry (like Violet Beauregard levels of blueberry), freshly squeezed lemon, fancy vanilla, a little bear jar of honey. Squeaky requested Snozberry, but that’s not a thing. Basically it smells like a blue Slurpee, but a really expensive, delicious blue Slurpee you’d have to pay a lot of money for (no more stealing!).

DEAD OR ALIVE

Scent Notes: Juicy, plump strawberries, sweet hazelnut toffee, a fresh grass stain on the knee of your favorite pair of jeans, animalic musk, the kind an animal gives off when it’s being threatened by someone wanting to throw down fisticuffs.

FUGITIVE

Scent Notes: Oakmoss, African musk, bergamot and yuzu, grapefruit and white florals.

GAMBLER

Scent Notes: Honeyed vanilla, guaiac and rose woods, patchouli.

GUNSLINGER

Scent Notes: A tart lemon meringue with a touch of vanilla. And gunpower. Because of course.

INFAMY

Scent Notes: Tuberose, white magnolia blossom, crisply folded cotton sheets, Egyptian musk, a freshly poured Hefeweizen beer in a frosty cold mug.

LARCENY

Scent Notes: Sweet salted caramel, almond, a freshly opened jar of pure Canadian maple butter, coconut milk.

MAVERICK

Scent Notes: Spiced incense in the hot desert, a drop of ylang ylang.

MUTINY

Scent Notes: A seaside quay on a windy day. Kelp, moss, and a hint of lime mingle with tobacco bay leaves. The metal of old boats and a hint of gunpowder linger on the salty breeze.

OUTLIER

Scent Notes: A very-not mainstream blend of peonies and chai. Ginger, honey, and white musk make something delicious and... You probably haven't heard of them.

WANTED

Scent Notes: A spiky, juicy pineapple, a sprig of cilantro, freshly squeezed lime juice, passionfruit, mango. Think of the fanciest frozen daiquiri at your local hipster bar; that’s exactly what this blend smells like. 

ALCHEMIST COLLECTION

ALCHEMIST

Scent Notes: Swirls of pipe tobacco around a plate of nutty toffee and caramels. A pile of old books and a touch of nag champa. Candle wax dripping from the sconce by the wingback leather chair, and cheerful labdanum wafting through the open window.

ARCANEUM

Scent Notes: Oakmoss and labdanum grows on the ancient stone walls of a legendary library. The last peach blossoms blow through the air as autumn sets in, and the last meyer lemon hangs from the tree. Rows and piles of ancient tomes sit, waiting, while students read by the light of carefully protected wax candles.

ALEMBIC

Scent Notes: Sweet pumpkin souffle dotted with marshmallows and drizzled with buttery maple syrup. Tuberose wafts through the open front door.

AQUA VITAE

Scent Notes: Fizzing key limes topped with coconut cream, served on a black linen tablecloth.

BEZOAR

Scent Notes: A rich, decadent gourmand of double salted caramel, marzipan, and coumarin, with a dash of old teakwood.

CADUCEUS

Scent Notes: Rich lavender honeycomb is at the heart of this fragrance, with hints of elderberry, oud wood, clove, and patchouli.

CRUCIBLE

Scent Notes: Smoky palo santo, mysterious absinthe with bright drops of bergamot and oranges, Atlas cedar, sweet fennel, bitter accord.

DISTILLATE

Scent Notes: Bright, gleaming metals shine against a familiar background of oranges, cloves, and cinnamon.

LODESTONE

Scent Notes: Chocolate peppermint fudge and a fizz of late autumn figs.

OUROBOROS

Scent Notes: A green, leafy concoction of galbanum, anise, peppermint, white thyme, with a grounding base of tobacco.

PHILOSOPHER'S STONE

Scent Notes: Rain beats on old, weathered cobblestones. A cup of your favorite hot mocha steams next to a bowl of black cherries and black currants. A sprig of wormwood sits, waiting.

QUICKSILVER

Scent Notes: Pumpkin spice incense, bright pink peppercorns, an early dusting of snow. 

SWEET SHOPPE COLLECTION

CRYSTAL MINT

Scent Notes: Clouds of fluffy peppermint goodness.

LEMON FIZZ

Scent Notes: Hard lemon candy that fizzes a little. A subtle creamy undertone.

RAINBOW SHERBET

Scent Notes: A giant scoop of lime, orange, raspberry rainbow sherbet.

ROOTBEER PASTILLE

Scent Notes: Old fashioned rootbeer hard candies with an herbal sassafras finish.

SPARKLING CHERRY

Scent Notes: Fizzing bright cherry candies.

WINTERGREEN FREEZE

Scent Notes: Tiny pastilles that melt in your mouth. A refreshing treat for a very hot day. 

FROZEN EMBERS COLLECTION

ARYA

Scent Notes: Peaty oak moss, lemon verbena, frankincense, a double shot of aged bourbon, smoky sandalwood.

BRIENNE THE BEAUTY

Scent Notes: Newly cut grass on a hot summer day; smoky white musk; sweet Meyer lemon; real ginger; white tea; a fresh-picked Valencia orange.

CERSEI

Scent Notes: White thyme, freshly ground black pepper, black jasmine, amber.

DIREWOLF

Scent Notes: Rosemary, finely grated ginger, cedarwood, fresh mahogany, teak.

DROGON

Scent Notes: Smoky meat (mmm, bacon), campfire, sweet cherry tobacco.

FROZEN EMBERS

Scent Notes: The clashing of heavy leather meeting silky peppermint; smoke and cinnamon; snow and blood orange.

GREYJOY 

Scent Notes: Ocean air, lemon and lime, thunderstorms, gloomy, rainy afternoons, tears

IRON THRONE 

Scent Notes: Ancient incense burnt in a tomb of darkness; the blood of a hundred dragons; Bay Laurel; pure, raw honey.

JAIME

Scent Notes: Juniper, neroli, patchouli, cedar planks, sage, saffron.

KHAL DROGO

Scent Notes: Supple leather, smoky sandalwood.

KHALEESI

Scent Notes:  Fresh orange, spicy cinnamon, white musk, and freshly ground nutmeg.

KNOW NOTHING

Scent Notes: Pine needles, cedar planks, eucalyptus, mossy oak, fresh lemon verbena.

LIQUID GOLD

Scent Notes: Rich spices, fields of lavender, bergamot black tea.

MARGAERY TYRELL

Scent Notes: A freshly popped bottle of champagne, a ripe, juicy peach, crisp cotton sheets, an English rose garden, ruby pomegranates, herbaceous sage, neroli.

MELISANDRE

Scent Notes: The tangy musk of a frightened animal running for its life, smoke from the flames of a divinatory fire made by the Lord of Light himself, carrot seed oil applied liberally to the dead body of a hero to help raise him from beyond the pale, ancient incense wafting from the back of a chapel, spicy cinnamon sticks procured from an ancient, trusted, and tired market vendor.

THE MOON DOOR

Scent Notes: A perfect pink orchid gleaming on a windowsill, a bouquet of lily of the valley clutched in the hands of a sobbing bride, well-oiled rosewood chess pieces knocked over in a rage mid-match from atop a large teak dining table.

THE MOUNTAIN

Scent Notes: Amber, a pint of oatmeal stout, pure golden honey.

SANSA

Scent Notes: Rich, fluffy buttercream frosting, real vanilla, pure lemon.

THE NIGHT KING

Scent Notes: An abandoned wood cabin in the middle of the forest, the spicy aromas drifting through the air of a Mediterranean bazaar, black musky ancient catacombs beneath the earth, somehow full of sandalwood musk yet no living soul can be seen, the bodies of hundreds of men lining the walls, threatening to tumble onto you and trap you for eternity in their hallowed, haunted hallways.

THREE EYED RAVEN

Scent Notes: Lemon, fresh lemon verbena, fancy dark chocolate.

TORMUND

Scent Notes: Peaty oakmoss from an expensive bottle of Scotch you only drink from on special occasions, a carpet of clover on the floor of an ancient enchanted forest, a piece of overpriced-yet-worth-it avocado toast from that hipster cafe that always has a 2 hour wait but is actually, surprisingly worth it, sitting under the dense canopy of a grove of giant red oak trees and enjoying the stillness and silence.

TYRION

Scent Notes: Vanilla, juicy green fig, freshly tanned leather.

VARYS

Scent Notes: Rich chocolate, patchouli, freshly whipped buttercream, peasant dirt.

WILDFIRE

Scent Notes: Licorice, anise, smoky campfire, fresh cedarwood.

YGRITTE

Scent Notes: A thick cloud of Egyptian musk drifting from the stall of an outdoor market on an overcast afternoon. Coconut milk bought from a vendor hung with pikake flowers, as you rest in a field of sunflowers against an oak tree gazing at the bodies of your enemies.

APRIL FOOL'S COLLECTION

BUTTCRACK

Scent Notes: Toasted marshmallows, church incense, frankincense and myrrh, tuberose, a drop of animalic musk.

CAT FOR TAX

Scent Notes: Warm, musky vanilla dusted with cinnamon and sugar, kitten fur, a cozy flannel blanket.

CHEESE HANGOVER

Scent Notes: Honey fresh from the comb, ripe, juicy figs and lychees, and salty pistachios on your fanciest platter, awaiting the addition of the star of the show: cheese. (Cheese not included.)

CHICKEN POT PIE

Scent Notes: Seriously, it smells like homemade chicken pot pie fresh out of the oven, but in the best of ways: Flaky, buttery crust filled with rosemary, celery, sage, thyme, and basil, with hints of smoky bacon and beer.

CHICKEN WITCH

Scent Notes: Freshly baked black bread with honey and butter. A hot and crispy chicken basting away with dalmatian sage, white thyme, rosemary, and pepper.

CITRUS ASS BITCH

Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers, but with a large dash of zesty orange citrus, ripe grapefruit, and a hint of bergamot.

DA MENSIES

Scent Notes: Blood accord, blood oranges, and vanilla cream.

DEATH NOTE

Scent Notes: All the possible death notes together: patchouli, a bouquet of roses, lavender, and powdery violets, warm honey, milk, wax, and a drop of indole to seal the deal.

EAU DE DUMPSTER

Scent Notes: A pile of pine, cedar, and oak firewood with a hint of vanilla next to a dirty dumpster full of rotting bananas, violets, fungus, and a bit of a metallic blood undertone.

FERAL AS FUCK

Scent Notes: A totally unapologetic haunted cathedral. Rich, dark resins, thick incense, beeswax candles, frankincense and myrrh. Cool stone floors and cloves, red musk and sassafras. Clary sage and wormwood. Guaiac wood and patchouli, and a whisper of black jasmine, and wait … what’s that smell? Oh wow, yeah, that’s some animalic musk right there. Whoa. Intense, feral, but oddly satisfying when mixed with all the other scents of this clearly spooky cathedral.

GOOD GRAVY

Scent Notes: Buttered rye toast and stewed tomatoes with a heaping pile of gravy made with caraway seeds, rosemary, black pepper, and celery.

I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

Scent Notes: Grapefruit creme brulee with a thick caramel center, a shot of whiskey, and a whisper of amber.

MEAT LILITH

Scent Notes: Old leatherbound books, a cup of hot chai tea, scones, and elegant cold cream … and meat, obviously.

FIREFLY-INSPIRED COLLECTION

BIG DAMN HEROES

Scent Notes: Rain, salt spray, green fig, warm sunshine in a fresh meadow.

BROWNCOATS

Scent Notes: White thyme, dalmation sage, sweetgrass, gunsmoke.

CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL

Scent Notes: Palmarosa, cactus flower, yuzu, mango, dirt, leather.

FIREFLY

Scent Notes: Golden honey, rich leather.

I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BRAIN

Scent Notes: Glowing amber, vanilla, smoked patchouli, roses.

I’LL BE IN MY BUNK

Scent Notes: Dark chocolate, dirt, incense, black pepper.

LET'S BE BAD GUYS

Scent Notes: Tobacco, vanilla, gunsmoke, leather, sandalwood.

MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH

Scent Notes: Petrichor, bergamot, fresh green air, galbanum, guaiac wood.

NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP ME

Scent Notes: A fearless blend of tuberose, sweet oud, nicotina, and rosewood.

SERENITY

Scent Notes: Sage, orange blossom, white tea, cherry blossom, ylang ylang, juniper, nag champa, spicy ginger.

SHINY

Scent Notes: Grapefruit, bergamot, white thyme, dalmation sage, black pepper.

VERA

Scent Notes: Gunsmoke, ginger, wasabi, dragon's blood, metal.

WE AIM TO MISBEHAVE

Scent Notes: Rosemary, vanilla, amber, honey.

HOLIDAY SPIRITS COLLECTION

Formerly: A Very Boozy Christmas

ABSINTHE

Scent Notes: Absinthe, glowing red musk, bitter accord, myrrh, vetiver.

AMARETTO

Scent Notes: Amaretto, vanilla cream, a sprinkle of nutmeg.

CHOCOLATE STOUT

Scent Notes: Rich chocolatey stout, a comfy flannel shirt, allspice, sandalwood, vanilla bean.

EGGNOG

Scent Notes: Eggnog sprinkled with allspice, ginger, cardamom, and nutmeg.

FRANGELICO

Scent Notes: Frangelico, butterscotch candies, black oud, amber.

HOT BUTTERED RUM

Scent Notes: Hot buttered rum, bright oranges, spices.

HOT COCOA

Scent Notes: Rich hot cocoa with mountains of fluffy marshmallows and a touch of coconut cream pie, tempered with a touch of patchouli and incense.

HOT TODDY

Scent Notes: Strong black tea, lemon, honey, and a touch of cinnamon.

IRISH CREAM

Scent Notes: Irish cream, salted caramel, espresso.

MULLED WINE

Scent Notes: Red wine mulled with cinammon, oranges, brown sugar and pepper, grapefruit and cardamom, and a hint of bitter accord.

DR. FANTASTIC'S

ALL-NATURAL MAGICAL HEALTH RESTORATIVE

Scent Notes: White musk, rosemary, fresh-picked lavender, pine needles, cedarwood, bay laurel.

DR. FANTASTIC'S PERFECT SOLUTION

Scent Notes: A bottle of delicious merlot, freshly squeezed lime, a clover field, copper, stormy ocean water.

MAJESTIC MIRACLE TONIC

Scent Notes: Three types of sage: blackberry, dalmatian, and juniper, cactus flower, gasoline, musty white musk.

THE VILLAINESS COLLECTION (or: The bumbling adventures of Captain Mansplain)

YOU CAUGHT ME MONOLOGING 

“It’s really quite simple,” Captain Mansplain said. “I found your secret lair in the easiest way: you sent me a note to come here to, I believe you said, ‘Meet my doom.’” He made exaggerated air quotes as he said it, because of course he did. “Although I don’t believe you really meant that, and let me explain why.” 

“No, that’s exactly what I--” Feminista started to say. 

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Scent Notes: A cauldron full of a dark, bubbling, poisonous liquid with a distinct animal musk note wafting from the fumes and simmering bubbles, oudh wood, spicy dragon’s blood. 

IT'S A TRAP! 

Captain Mansplain awoke in a dungeon he didn’t recognize, with a splitting headache. “This is definitely not my own personal dungeon, where I have absolutely never awoken after a rowdy night with a woman I most sincerely did not pay for who robbed me and locked me in my own dungeon. I’d recognize that place. This dungeon is most sincerely a foreign dungeon. Probably that rotten Feminista’s place. Ugh.” 

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Scent Notes: A freshly baked vanilla cupcake topped with buttercream, and marzipan, sprinkled with burnt sugar and a small drizzle of honey, left on the countertop with a lovely note telling you to eat it, and you have no reason at all to suspect that it’s poisoned except for that slightly faint hint of wormwood coming through the sweetness but hey, someone needs to eat this delicious cupcake right? There’s no way this could end poorly.  

NO CAPES 

Captain Mansplain found himself, once again, in a large room in Feminista’s evil hideout. The room was empty except for a large compressed air pipe about midway up the wall behind him. He suspected cameras must be mounted somewhere in the ceiling, although he didn’t see any.

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Scent Notes: Cedar logs burning in the great outdoors, smoky patchouli, Balsam of Peru (fancy, we know), a lavender grove on a perfect spring day, a sprinkle of anise. 

WE'RE REALLY NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I

Captain Mansplain laid on his back on the floor of the empty room, trapped in Feminista’s evil hideout. Oh, the humanity. Maybe he really had come to this terrible place to die. Maybe this is what happens when you make yourself a superhero. Perhaps the world doesn’t *need* a Captain Mansplain. Maybe he really is a bad superhero. 

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Scent Notes: A bottle of expensive Merlot, crisp Anjou pear, a ripe Valencia orange, tart lemon, juicy kumquat. Basically, really delicious sangria.  

FINAL BOSS 

Captain Mansplain awoke, not for the first time, in Feminista’s secret island lair. Only this time, he was tied to a post that was hanging from the ceiling in a large room, completely unable to move. His mouth was shut with duct tape, and he could tell that the side of his face was bruised and aching. The metal floor felt hot beneath his feet, and it appeared that the floor could slide apart, like so many evil villain’s lair floors are wont to do. (Who makes slidable floors? He wondered to himself. Is that a good business to get into? Maybe I should try that. I wonder if I could wear a cape on the job?) He would have expressed his thoughts aloud, and indeed he was trying to, but the duct tape made it impossible to talk, so he was mostly chewing on it. 

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Scent Notes: Intense ambergris, freshly ground cardamom pods, molten honey, cocoa absolute, benzoin tree resin. (Note: if you get this scent as a perfume oil, some separation may occur; that’s perfectly natural!)  

MISC. HOUSE SCENTS 

#HEYCONFESSORS

Scent Notes: Fluffy pillows of marshmallows billow on a dish of salted caramels dusted with nutmeg and toasted sugar drizzles.

ARBOREAL

Scent Notes: Tart dark forest berries, osmanthus, bay, fennel, tobacco.

ARCADIA

Scent Notes: Milky honey, fresh honeycomb, rice milk, a dash of cinnamon.

BOSS WITCH

Scent Notes: Milky rose laced with sweet oud, labdanum, acai berries, and pistachio.

CAFFEINE POISONING

Scent Notes: Two black teas, a shot of espresso, a dash of sweet mocha and coffee absolute make for a caffeinated take off. Cassia and black oud come out to play on the drydown. 

CHEEKY GREMLIN

Scent Notes: Sweet, crisp apples with ginger and lemongrass on a bed of freshly fallen autumn leaves.

DEATH MASK

Scent Notes: Oaked vanilla and benzoin resin swirl among a blooming bouquet of cassia, juniper, hyacinth, narcissus, and poppy with hints of sage, freshly turned dirt, coumarin, and camphor.

FALL IN LOVE WHENEVER YOU CAN

Scent Notes: An herb garden with a large, decadent rosebush that just started growing and blooming magnificent, fragrant red roses overnight out of nowhere, warm amber, and sumptuous vanilla.

PUMPKIN CREAM

Scent Notes: A perfect pumpkin puree dotted with clouds of rich cream.

SNOW SHADOW

Scent Notes: Sparkling heliotrope, orris, and orange blossom, a wisp of incense, cardamom, and white thyme.

SPARK

Scent Notes: A gigantic, sparkling bouquet of dianthus, heliotrope, linden blossom, honeysuckle, and poppies.

SPOOPY

Scent Notes: Marshmallow and ginger mingle with fallen leaves, amber, and a freshly chopped pile of firewood.

TRANQUILITY

Scent Notes: Deep vetiver, almond, a frozen snow-covered lake.

UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES

Scent Notes: It starts out as a lovely crisp green caramel apple with a touch of spice, then makes a handbrake turn to heavy spiced incense with elemi and a tiiiiiny bit of apple.

FATHOM'S WRATH

Scent Notes: Salty sea water, kelp and sea moss, metal, smoke.

HEATHENLY

Scent Notes: A well-stocked bar full of bottles of rum, whiskey, and bourbon behind a leather-topped cedarwood bar, spicy black pepper, clove, patchouli, smoky tobacco and herbal sage perfume the air, with just a hint of freshly turned earth underneath.

SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES

Scent Notes: She sits at the bar, drinking something that could be bourbon, or perhaps it's scotch. Both? The bar smells of fresh tobacco and aged vanilla. You need a pick me up, so you're drinking a cafe mocha spiked with rum. She turns and smiles at you, her eyes amber dark. She beckons you over, and as you walk, unable to stop yourself, the air turns earthy, a blend of patchouli and leather, the scents wafting off of her. These new notes mix with the coffee in your hand and the smell of the bar and intoxicate you more than your drink has. Uh-oh. 

DEAD RINGER

Scent Notes: Powdery violets, myrrh smoke drifting through a crumbling cathedral, red musk, candle wax, black roses.

MORTSAFE

Scent Notes: Sun-ripened guava juice in an ancient tomb, covered in salty caramel.

RICTUS

Scent Notes: A funereal wreath of white lilies and black orchids sprinkled with a dusting of graveyard dirt. A somber wake feast of dark chocolate drenched raspberries and a shot of dark rum.

BEST MOM EVER

Scent Notes: A burst of bright, beautiful peonies, expensive vanilla, rich white chocolate. 

BEST DAD EVER

Scent Notes: A picnic breakfast in the forest: tiny cups of espresso, smoky, black pepper-coated bacon, white thyme, fennel, pine and fir trees, clary sage, a squeeze of lime.

CHOSEN FAMILY

Scent Notes: Crisp pear, rice milk, blood orange, rosewood.

CAULDRON

Scent Notes: A smudge of sage, some freshly picked apples, exotic spices, juicy figs, smoky pipe tobacco, wax from the eternal candle, a smattering of other Fall delights. This is a perfect fall day full of crisp leaves.

ETERNAL DARNATION

Scent Notes: Ruby red pomegranate seeds found in darkest Hades. As you walk to the surface, a whisper of Spring heliotrope flowers are barely glimpsed through the thick layers of smoke and ash.

GLAM REAPER

Scent Notes: An array of expensive, luscious lipsticks lazing on a mirrored vanity amongst jars of expensive cold cream. This smells like 1940s glamorous movie starlets getting ready for their close up!

HECK PUPPY

Scent Notes: Rich, melty toasted marshmallows that dry down to warm resins of copal, benzoin, and labdanum, with hints of black and pink peppercorn and warm fur.

T-MINUS COFFEE

Scent Notes: Freshly ground coffee (obviously), spicy black pepper, nutmeg, high octane fuel, vanilla bean, bacon sizzling on the stovetop.

TROLL FOOD

Scent Notes: Melted chocolate, toasted marshmallow, sweet honey graham cracker.

YOUR MOM

Scent Notes: White leather purse with fringe, Big Red chewing gum, a touch of cherry tobacco and lifesavers, and old pennies. 

YULE

Scent Notes: Cedar and fir trees covered in garlands of orange, cranberry, and clove, toasted hazelnut, warm vanilla, and sweet sugar plums.

AMBER FIRE

Scent Notes: A warm, smoky blend of rich, rare ambers.

BEEKEEPER’S DAUGHTER

Scent Notes: Pure honeycomb, freshly harvested from the hive; a blooming herb garden full of clary sage, fennel, and thyme; peach blossoms and a touch of medicinal camphor.

I SAID WHAT I SAID

Scent Notes: A strong, unrepentant blend of blood orange and black currant. Red musk, elemi, and black oud shimmer on a background of Egyptian musk and dragon's blood.

PACIFIC ROSE

Scent Notes: Red roses, ocean spray, sea mosses.

PEACH CREAM

Scent Notes: Fresh peaches, cream, and a light cloud of magic.

RAINBOW BRIDGE

Scent Notes: A patter of paws running through a field of daisies, lavender, and sweet peas. Marshmallow clouds pass overhead. Sunflowers, warm fur, and white musk.

SEA GLASS

Scent Notes: Juicy mango, ripe yuzu, whipped coconut cream, sea moss, pure honey from the comb, vanilla, salty ocean spray.

SUNSHINE AND LOW TIDE

Scent Notes: Sand and seafoam, kelp and tidal pools.

SWAN DIVE

Scent Notes: A cool, refreshing stream that flows into a large river basin near a wide rice paddy. Lemongrass, ginger, and a hint of hay perfume the air as you jump into the clean, clear pool of water.

TEAM RECKLESS ABANDON

Scent Notes: A cool stream surrounded by fields of lavender, jasmine, and cedar trees; saffron and rosemary mingle with Indian sandalwood and whiffs of tobacco; neroli, shea blossom, warm amber, and oakmoss.

TRIFLERS NEED NOT APPLY

Scent Notes: Creamy, buttery strawberry trifle with fresh shortcake. Resinous dragon's blood, red musk, graveyard dirt, and a drop of blood.

COCONUT CREAM

Scent Notes: All of the coconut: pure coconut cream, coconut milk, and coconut cream pie blended together into one perfect, amazing coconut scent.

GLITTER PANIC

Scent Notes: Tonka bean, brightly blooming pikake and freesia, a big bowl of apricots, lychee, and pineapple next to a freshly baked coconut cream pie.

GLOW UP

Scent Notes: Sparkling candied citrus peel, vanilla from the expensive hippie shop, Egyptian musk, cuticle cream.

GO BIG OR GO HOME

Scent Notes: A job site full of hot metal, leather tool belts, diesel smoke, and tar barrels melting in the sun.

LINEAGE

Scent Notes: Cardamom, dragon's blood, bergamot, light musk.

SHOWSTOPPER

Scent Notes: Blooming pink peonies, black and red musks, rich rosewood, warm amber.

FREE CANDY

Scent Notes: A pillowcase full of candy from the rich neighborhood in town (you know the one, hands out full-size and king-size candy bars like they’re Jay-Z and money ain’t a thing) clutched in the happy fists of laughing children dressed as ghosts and vampires.

SAMHAIN

Scent Notes: A steaming hot cup of slightly bitter black tea with cinnamon, cardamom, and warm honey fresh from the hive, dark chocolate truffles full of espresso and rum, a sunset bonfire full of freshly fallen autumn leaves, woodsmoke, clary sage, guaiac wood, and sandalwood, with swirls of dragon's blood and copal resins, patchouli, and amber in the air.

SEEMS LEGIT

Scent Notes: Rotten river mud, a few drops of blood, a swirl of tobacco smoke, sweet pumpkin pie, candy corn, tears.

TRICK

Scent Notes: Animalic musk and rot, camphor, hot tar and salty tears. And pumpkin spice.

THEOREM 13 (Available Friday the 13th ONLY)

Scent Notes: Vanilla absolute, lavender, red musk, spices.

LUCKY 7 (Available during our Friday the 13th Sale ONLY)

 Scent Notes: Sandalwood, aged tobacco absolute and vanilla absolute, spicy cardamom and nutmeg.

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS

Scent Notes: Goddamn lemons, lemonade made from life’s stupid lemons, high octane gasoline, scraps of paper from a totally sane scientist’s notebook, that same scientist’s manly musk acquired from too many days in the lab, spicy ginger and black pepper.

IMPENDING BLOOM

Scent Notes: A quick burst of gasoline that dries down to gorgeous, sparkling florals: roses, peonies, freesia, lilac, and daisies.

THE BEACH IS GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT

Scent Notes: An unapologetically feminine tropical floral. Monoi tiare, pikake, frangipani, juicy lychees, and dune grass against a welcoming, salty ocean shore.

SPARKLING CUCUMBER MINT

Scent Notes: Crisp, sparkling cucumber and mint.

SPARKLING GREEN MANDARIN

Scent Notes: Bergamot, sparkling green mandarin, sweet honeycomb, vanilla.

SPARKLING PEACH

Scent Notes: Sparkling peach blossom and vanilla.

BEE SPACE

Scent Notes: A blend of rich honeys and ambers mingle with gentle tendrils of smoke.

SUNSHOWER

Scent Notes: Bright pink peppercorns poured into a new pepper mill, an open, grassy field full of delicate purple heliotrope flowers just before a rainstorm, little bubbles popping in a glass of expensive champagne, freshly-torn basil, a juicy tangerine, tonka bean. 

BEST DAD EVER

Scent Notes: A picnic breakfast in the forest: tiny cups of espresso, smoky, black pepper-coated bacon, white thyme, fennel, pine and fir trees, clary sage, a squeeze of lime.

THE AUDACITY

Scent Notes: You know when people describe a perfume as smelling like "an old lady"? This is that scent, on purpose. Dusty, powdery rose, peony, and oud wood. We like to think of it as "classic."

WORRYINGLY ARBITRARY

Scent Notes: Sugared tuberose, suede and lemongrass, orris and sandalwood.

LAWLESS & BRALESS

Scent Notes: Hot metal, gasoline and smoke blend with an unapologetic feminine bouquet of pink peonies, gardenias, and sweet Meyer lemons. 

DON'T PANIC 

Scent Notes: A hopeful springtime garden: Tomato leaf, heliotrope, galbanum, petrichor, sweetgrass and clary sage. lemon verbena and freshly turned soil.

COCONUT SCENTED FORCEFIELD

Scent Notes: A hearty slice of coconut cream pie eaten outside on a hot summer day after you’ve slathered your body in your favorite coconut-scented sunscreen, the air swirling with notes of sandalwood, vetiver, sassafras, and cumin CO2.

A DROP OF PURE JOY

Scent Notes: Rose absolute, honeycomb, and sandalwood.

I DIDN'T MEAN DUCKING

Scent Notes: Black tea with a generous tot of whiskey. Grapefruit for a touch of bitter and a drop of vetiver. Nag champa and rosewood make a rich base.

GUY LOVE

Scent Notes: Pears, cucumber, hay accord, ginger lily, cardamom, suede.

SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY

Scent Notes: A fist full of cash, the last glass of champagne, green tea, peppermint (like a mint? Get it?), coumarin and sassafras.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T

Scent Notes: your mother’s expensive cold cream that she dutifully applied every night and now you do, too, mixed with fragrant, sumptuous black cherries.

LIZZY'S FINE DARK EYES

Scent Notes: Orchids and chamomile blend with lavender, ylang ylang and hyssop. Peach blossom, sandalwood, and sparkling aldehyde bring lift and depth. 

DAD BOD

Scent Notes: A swirl of spices (wormwood, ginger, and aniseed) play with a bright top note of red mandarin. Resins and a touch of animalic musk create a lingering base note.

MAN GRUNT

Scent Notes: Golden amber, black patchouli, citrus, warm woods.