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Well, we rotate some (ok, a lot!) of our fragrances annually. Some of our suppliers stop making seasonal ingredients, and also we get bored and need space in the lab for new things.
The intention here is to have an imperfect, constantly added-to list. I'm copying and pasting directly off of our shop notes to get the first big batch up and running. You'll notice that it isn't formatted perfectly, and there will be misspellings here and there. I had to either let my perfectionism go, or never, ever do it. It is here, and it is perfectly imperfect!
It's a very long document, so I suggest you use CTRL+F or another search method of your choice to skip through to what you're looking for. Enjoy!
AUTUMN ASHES
Scent Notes: Smoky firewood, fresh figs and ripe kumquats, pepper and ginger, a whiff of coal.
BLOOD ORANGE
Scent Notes: Blood oranges soaked in rich spices with a tinge of metallic blood.
CANDIED APPLE
Scent Notes: Perfectly ripe green apples freshly picked from the dense orchard, covered in molten sugar and hard candy.
PUMPKIN SPICE PANDEMIC
Scent Notes: Pumpkin spice is the star of this sexy scent, in combination with some spicy chai tea. Burnt sugar, like marshmallows roasted on a campfire, and a bit of that campfire’s smoke, to boot. Because it’s the apocalypse and the world is burning, there’s a quick hit of tar when it’s first applied; but that fades into the delicately sexy, sweet, and spicy blend of pumpkin, chai, smoke, and burnt sugar. Everyone’s gonna want a bite out of you.
SMOKE AND DECAY
Scent Notes: Warm snickerdoodle cookies dipped in buttercream frosting, campfire wood smoke, crisp red apple, Indian sandalwood, a freshly poured oatmeal stout, orange spiced chai tea.
SPIKED CIDER
Scent Notes: Hot apple cider with a generous splash of Kentucky Bourbon, honeyed cloves, dalmation sage, and a touch of cinnamon.
SUNSET BONFIRE
Scent Notes: A pile of burning maple leaves in a sun warmed meadow at dusk.
INFINITESIMAL
Mandy sighed. For one infinitesimal second, everything was right in the world. She smiled, her heart full to bursting. Her whole family was together, in the correct universe. The tears fell from her eyes without her even knowing they had started, but before she could even wipe her face, the doorbell rang. “No. No more people. I don’t want any other people in our house right now,” Mandy said, charging to the front door. “Why are you acting so strangely?” her mom called out behind her. Mandy ignored her and peered out the peephole. Nobody was there. She let out the breath she hadn’t realized she’d been holding, and turned to walk back to her family. “It’s okay, nothing to worry about,” she called out to her parents and sisters, who were staring at her. “I just didn’t want anything to interrupt our family time! We hardly….” Before she could finish her thought, the doorbell rang again. Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: Tart black cherries, expensive vanilla, Egyptian musk.
DEMESNE
Mandy was stunned. Mr. Jones kept laughing maniacally, long after it was appropriate to stop. His face was bright red and he was wheezing, nearly on the verge of collapse. But that’s not what Mandy was concentrating on. Her own mother was crying, shaking her head, unable to look Mandy in the eye. What had Mr. Jones meant when he said her father was dead and it was her own mother’s fault? Did her mother kill her father? Was she an innocent bystander who watched him die? Did she send him into another dimension with aliens during her initial trials of traveling through the tesseract?.... Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: Blood oranges and vanilla cream.
PORTMANTEAU
Mandy awoke in a small, cramped room on a small, hard cot. She had a terrible headache, the worst she’d ever had. And she was no stranger to headaches, as migraines ran in the family. Her mother had them a few times a year, which left Mandy to be in charge of her sisters while their mom was out for the count for up to three straight days. She’d yet to have a migraine, but she imagined it couldn’t be too different from what she was currently experiencing. She swung her legs over to the side and bent over the edge of the cot, holding her head in her hands until the pounding subsided a little bit. There was a tray just in front of her feet, which was just in front of the door, where there was a small slot that could be unlocked so the tray could slide in. There was what appeared to be a sandwich wrapped in foil, an apple, and an incredibly tiny bottle of water on the tray. To her right was a wall. To her left there was a small toilet, and above it, a sink, jammed into the corner between her cot and the wall. It was basically a prison cell, although she knew in her gut she wasn’t in an actual prison as the small window at the top of the room wasn’t barred, and the door was a proper heavy door made of metal, not just a row of bars. But she was either in total shade or the light into the window was totally blocked, as no real light ever seemed to shine into the room. She felt in her pockets; they’d taken everything. She was trapped in this room, alone, with no way out and nothing to do.... Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: Rich vanillas infused with cream.
BAILIWICK
“Sir, I have some bad news. The, uh … the girls have gotten away again,” the lackey said to his boss. At hearing the news, the boss threw his coffee mug into the wall, where it smashed spectacularly. The boss in question was only known as Mr. Jones, and he was feared by everyone he worked with. The lackey left and appeared a minute later with a roll of paper towels and a broom, and began to clean up the remnants of the smashed mug.
“Again! How are you all so incompetent?” Mr. Jones asked. The lackey looked like he was about to stop and answer him, but Mr. Jones just waved him off and out of the room. He pushed a button on his desk, which closed his office door with a loud bang.... Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: Coconut fruit and milk infused with rich, black tea. Sandalwood and milky sweetness.
NEVERWAS
“Neverwas.” What did that mean, exactly? Mandy’s brain had gone completely blank, her body felt numb. The twins were still running around, shrieking, without a care in the world. She knew they were smart, but like, couldn’t they understand this was not a time for playing and screaming? Their mother was missing somewhere, leaving behind only a cryptic note. She’d seen a weird, robotic version of her father that was also definitely not her father. Her brain felt scrambled, which made sense, because she had just traveled through space and time and was immediately thrown into trying to solve this mystery of her missing mother. Her eyes were dry from already crying; her throat hurt from screaming; all she wanted to do was go to sleep and wake up and realize this had all been a horrible dream.... Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: A bright guava mousse.
TESSERACT
“You’ll never catch me!” Mandy yelled, sprinting through the field. The long blades of grass brushed up to her thighs, encouraging her to run faster, go further. She saw the cliff in the distance; she knew she could climb up to safety. She could feel them gaining on her. Faster, harder, her brain yelled at her as she scrambled up the rock on all fours. “Get the girl!” they were yelling, closing in faster, shortening the chasm between them. She scrambled up the rocks, pulling herself up one hand at a time, willing herself to keep going up. After what felt like hours, she finally reached the top, and stopped for one second to catch her breath. She could hear them scrambling, tripping over each other in their frantic race to catch her. Mandy looked down, took a deep breath, and ran off the edge just as they reached the top of the cliff. She screamed as her body hurtled through the air; she was soaring, flying, untouchable, into the vast open expanse…. Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: A cloud of frothy, creamy grapefruit souffle.
THEOREM 13
Scent Notes: Vanilla absolute, lavender, red musk, spices.
3RD TIME'S A CHARM
Scent Notes: Honey dripping from the comb, beeswax and nectar, bitter almond, warm amber, anise, and tonka.
LUCKY 7
Scent Notes: Sandalwood, aged tobacco absolute and vanilla absolute, spicy cardamom and nutmeg.
CRYSTAL MINT
Scent Notes: Clouds of fluffy peppermint goodness.
LEMON FIZZ
Scent Notes: Hard lemon candy that fizzes a little. A subtle creamy undertone.
RAINBOW SHERBET
Scent Notes: A giant scoop of lime, orange, raspberry rainbow sherbet.
ROOTBEER PASTILLE
Scent Notes: Old fashioned rootbeer hard candies with an herbal sassafras finish.
SPARKLING CHERRY
Scent Notes: Fizzing bright cherry candies.
WINTERGREEN FREEZE
Scent Notes: Tiny pastilles that melt in your mouth. A refreshing treat for a very hot day.
ACAI TREE
Scent Notes: Juicy acai berries covered in rich, dark chocolate. Fresh, cold rice milk and crisp white musk.
APRICOT TREE
Scent Notes: Fresh, tangy apricots, fizzing bubbles, a dash of herbal sage.
COCONUT PALM
Scent Notes: Creamy coconut, swirls of black musk and vanilla, fresh green petitgrain, island beach grasses, and a hint of ocean breeze.
DRAGON FRUIT TREE
Scent Notes: Ripe dragon fruit on a crystal plate next to a tall glass of lemonade on a sun-filled porch, while whiffs of tropical vanilla swirl through the air.
FIG TREE
Scent Notes: Warm late summer figs offered on a platter with warm honeycomb, almonds, coumarin, and sips of red wine. Healthy. This is healthy.
LIME TREE
Scent Notes: Fizzing fresh green limes, wild labadanum and tonka with champagne bubbles.
MANGO TREE
Scent Notes: Mangoes with fresh green galbanum and bright pink peppercorns. A whisper of cardamom and sea salt, served under black linen canopies.
NECTARINE TREE
Scent Notes: Nectarines in a cool, still pool of water, crisp rice milk.
PASSIONFRUIT VINE
Scent Notes: Passionfruit, bright green tomato leaf, frangipani blooms, and a pinch of heliotrope flower.
PEACH TREE
Scent Notes: Sun-warmed summer peaches, a hint of summer rainstorms and the smell of lush, green, growing things. Ice cold fizzy drinks and tonka bean.
PEAR TREE
Scent Notes: Hot, crisp pear tart drizzled with caramel. Drowned in heavy cream spiced with cardamom, cinnamon, and a touch of vanilla.
POMEGRANATE TREE
Scent Notes: Ruby red pomegranate seeds over vanilla ice cream.
AZRAEL
Scent Notes: An ancient, ethereal library lit by gaslight and glowing incense, frankincense and bay laurel, the simple cotton winding sheet of the dearly departed, swirls of vanilla and coal dust, old crumpled magazines; vanilla bean; freshly-washed crisp cotton; bay laurel; ancient, smoky incense; frankincense.
BANSHEE
Scent Notes: Burnt sugar, baby powder, nag champa, real ylang ylang, a perfect sunflower, palmarosa, fresh figs, a moonlit night, decadent pomegranate, blood, white musk.
CERBERUS
Scent Notes: A hot cup of strong, dark coffee with rice milk, buttery maple syrup, amber.
ELDER GOD
Scent Notes: Crisp sea salt; tobacco leaf; burnt sugar; freshly poured pavement; carrot seed. (This is a challenging blend, with a few sour/unpleasant notes at first that dissipate to a strange, delightful blend of sweet and salty with a touch of rot. Not for the faint of heart!)
HOBGOBLIN
Scent Notes: Oud wood, pipe tobacco, real vanilla, sandalwood, freshly cracked black pepper, finely grated ginger root.
HOMUNCULUS
Scent Notes: A bubbling concoction of thick, resinous elimi brewed in a cauldron in the stone cellars of an old, forgotten manor house. Candles light the walls and have dripped for hundreds of years. Cardamom and sweet oud, and an unexpected touch of bright sassafras.
KRAKEN
Scent Notes: Murky deep ocean water, fresh sea moss, rich amber, metal.
SPECTRE
Scent Notes: A farm in the fall, complete with hay rides for the whole family. A mossy bonfire crackles in the distance, where people are gathered around, eating sweet pumpkin cookies.
COMPASS ROSE
Scent Notes: The ocean on a stormy morning; crisp white sails floating in the breeze, anchored to a mossy, kelp-strewn ship; pipe tobacco; bay rum; a perfect red rose and a lingering touch of vanilla. The perfect balance of refreshing, oceanic notes fading into crisp, light, slightly feminine notes.
DUE SOUTH
Scent Notes: Hot red sands, exotic spices weave through petals of black jasmine, dragon’s blood and ocean spray.
FAR EAST
Scent Notes: A classic woody, green chypre with a base of labadanum, bergamot, oakmoss and patchouli. A green accord twines with a floral topnote of Lily of the valley, and a citrus splash of red Brazilian mandarin. Atlas cedarwood and a deep, rich sandalwood complete the mellow base notes.
OUT WEST
Scent Notes: A gourmand swirl of honeyed chocolate with a smokey undertone of palo santo. Sandalwood, black musk, coumarin and a drop of camphor create a mysterious, dark undercurrent.
TRUE NORTH
Scent Notes: Peppermint swirls in warm vanilla milk with cardamom. Candle wax, cedar, and lush, green galbanum.
ABSINTHE
Scent Notes: Absinthe, glowing red musk, bitter accord, myrrh, vetiver.
AMARETTO
Scent Notes: Amaretto, vanilla cream, a sprinkle of nutmeg.
CHOCOLATE STOUT
Scent Notes: Rich chocolatey stout, a comfy flannel shirt, allspice, sandalwood, vanilla bean.
EGGNOG
Scent Notes: Eggnog sprinkled with allspice, ginger, cardamom, and nutmeg.
FRANGELICO
Scent Notes: Gooseberry and lilacs, and a touch of honey
HOT BUTTERED RUM
Scent Notes: Hot buttered rum, bright oranges, spices.
HOT COCOA
Scent Notes: Rich hot cocoa with mountains of fluffy marshmallows and a touch of coconut cream pie, tempered with a touch of patchouli and incense.
HOT TODDY
Scent Notes: Strong black tea, lemon, honey, and a touch of cinnamon.
IRISH CREAM
Scent Notes: Irish cream, salted caramel, espresso.
MULLED WINE
Scent Notes: Red wine mulled with cinnamon, oranges, brown sugar and pepper, grapefruit and cardamom, and a hint of bitter accord.
APPLE PIE
Scent Notes: Crisp fall apples, flaky crust, and a dusting of cinnamon.
BANANA CREAM PIE
Scent Notes: Creamy banana cream pie in a freshly baked crust.
CHERRY PIE
Scent Notes: Sweet black cherry pie with a dash of vanilla in a piping hot crust.
KEY LIME PIE
Scent Notes: Freshly baked key lime pie with a dollop of vanilla meringue in a delicate, flaky pie crust.
LEMON MERINGUE PIE
Scent Notes: So much lemon and lemon zest baked into a buttery graham cracker crust, alongside a glass of pink lemonade with tiny sugar crystals.
PECAN PIE
Scent Notes: Crunchy candied pecans, pie crust, and cinnamon.
PUMPKIN PIE
Scent Notes: Creamy pumpkin, fresh pie crust, nutmeg dusting.
COCONUT BLISS
Scent Notes: Creamy coconut, fresh greens, sea air.
JASMINE BLISS
Scent Notes: Jasmine and warm sandalwood.
PINEAPPLE BLISS
Scent Notes: Ripe, juicy pineapple.
STRAWBERRY BLISS
Scent Notes: Jammy strawberries, dirt, fresh air.
VANILLA BLISS
Scent Notes: Vanilla absolute, caramel, greenery.
AETHER
Scent Notes: This scent starts off with a bang of gasoline that dissipates quickly to a sparkly, light blend of lychees, orris, and coconut CO2. It’s a hand grenade full of sparkles in scent form, basically.
AIR
Scent Notes: A garden full of blooming paperwhites, linen sheets drying in the summer breeze with hints of white amber, coriander, and paper.
EARTH
Scent Notes: If you’ve ever wanted to smell downright earthy, this multilayered blend of all things dirty, woody, and spicy is for you. Atlas cedarwood, cassia, carrot seed oil, dirty amber, allspice, and dank balsam peru combine into a scent we’d describe as delightfully filthy.
FIRE
Scent Notes: Incense and woodsmoke hang in the air, mingling with dragon’s blood, freshly ground black and pink peppercorns, camphor, allspice, and cardamom, making a delightfully smoky, spicy, sexy scent.
WATER
Scent Notes: Sweetgrass growing along the banks of a crystal clear river with a hint of wintergreen in the air.
AIR WITCH
Scent Notes: Fresh air, sweet limes, lychees and hay with a deep sassafras base.
BOOK WITCH
Scent Notes: Two vanillas, chai tea, sticky benzoin resin, white amber, and many, many old books.
FIRE WITCH
Scent Notes: Burning leaves, gunpowder, leather, cardamom, clove.
FOREST WITCH
Scent Notes: Rosewood, guaiac wood, and mahogany form the rich heart. Labdanum, hyssop, and a mossy forest floor meld with a drop of animalic musk.
GARDEN WITCH
Scent Notes: Bright stone fruits, petrichor and fresh turned garden soil, atlas cedarwood, daisies, and galbanum.
KITCHEN WITCH
Scent Notes: Fresh baking black bread with honey and butter, dalmation sage, white thyme, rosemary.
LUNAR WITCH
Scent Notes: Rich vanilla and tonka, Indian sandalwood and black oud, a drop of patchouli.
SOLAR WITCH
Scent Notes: Red and white musks, hay accord, pumpkins, blood oranges, burning leaves, white amber.
WATER WITCH
Scent Notes: A truly rare blend of mosswater, copal resin, ylang ylang, and black musk.
BLACKCURRANT
Scent Notes: Blackcurrant jam with undertones of black tea and rosewood.
BLUEBERRY
Scent Notes: Blueberry spice cake made with cardamom and a touch of coumarin, drizzled with brown sugar glaze.
ELDERBERRY
Scent Notes: A bottle of old honeyed elderberry wine found in the cool corner of the cellar, with a whisper of the powdery soil from the earthen walls.
GOOSEBERRY
Scent Notes: Gooseberry and lilacs, and a touch of honey.
HUCKLEBERRY
Scent Notes: Wild huckleberries picked from a cedar forest in a misty, wet morning. Oakmoss, rain and cloudy skies.
JUNIPER BERRY
Scent Notes: Fizzy gin cocktail with ginger ale, tonka, and tobacco flower.
RASPBERRY
Scent Notes: Raspberries in heavy cream with a dash of vanilla, cinnamon and cardamom.
STRAWBERRY
Scent Notes: A dozen freshly-dipped dark chocolate coated strawberries on a golden platter, a crystal champagne flute filled with Dom Perignon resting beside them.
CUCUMBER MELON BITCH
Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers.
LEMON VERBENA
Scent Notes: That perfect 70's memory of herbalicious lemon verbena.
PEAR DREAM
Scent Notes: Sweet malted pears.
SUMMER PLUM
Scent Notes: A lush blend of juicy, ripe plums and plum blossom.
SPARKLING CUCUMBER MINT
Scent Notes: Crisp, sparkling cucumber and mint.
SPARKLING GREEN MANDARIN
Scent Notes: Bergamot, sparkling green mandarin, sweet honeycomb, vanilla.
SPARKLING PEACH
Scent Notes: Sparkling peach blossom and vanilla.
AMAZONIA
Scent Notes: Pear, fig, blueberry, ylang ylang.
CABANA
Scent Notes: Fresh, tart pineapple and red mandarin, tonka bean, and a touch of whipped cream.
SIREN SONG
Scent Notes: The spray of the ocean on your face on a cool summer morning, a ripe kumquat plucked straight off the tree, crisp cotton sheets drying on a line in a field full of daisies.
SUN GODDESS
Scent Notes: Creamy coconutty suntan lotion, rich vanillas, and salty sea air.
TEMPEST
Scent Notes: Spring meadow, rain, summer storms.
THE HUNTRESS
Scent Notes: Spring meadow, rain, summer storms.
ANTIDOTE
Scent Notes: Like ruined remains of a Gothic cathedral washed up on the beach: Violets, dragon’s blood, and sandalwood mixed with salty sea air, with a bit of red musk to tie it all together.
ELIXIR
Scent Notes: Juicy orange blossom, white musk, sugary marshmallow, freshly-picked kumquat, a field of lavender, and a dash of bubbly, sweet champagne.
NOSTRUM
Scent Notes: Guiac and rosewoods, benzoin and labdanum resins, allspice, coriander, fennel and a whisper of camphor.
POTION
Scent Notes: Expensive vanilla, cedarwood, old books, lemon balm, juicy juniper berry, fresh rosemary, sweet basil, balsam peru, bergamot.
CALLUNA
Scent Notes: Heather, osmanthus, black Jasmine, cedarwood, white musk.
DIANTHUS
Scent Notes: Spicy carnation, cornflowers and jasmine, rich myrrh and elemi.
HYACINTHUS
Scent Notes: A blooming hyacinth bulb in a beautiful patch of grass with a touch of warm amber.
LONICERA
Scent Notes: Rich honeysuckle, huckleberries, white musk and tonka.
NARCISSUS
Scent Notes: Paper whites, daffodils, gardenias and wisteria, osmanthus and monoi tiare, cactus flower, and a hint of rain.
NERIUM
Scent Notes: Oleander, narcissus, spiced chai, dirt, and leather.
PAEONIA
Scent Notes: A greenhouse full of lush, pink, blooming peonies, oakmoss and grass among patches of clover and aloe in the forest.
SAKURA
Scent Notes: Cherry blossoms, Freesia, grapefruit, and yuzu.
TILIA
Scent Notes: Linden blossom, lotus, violets, greens and hay accord. White amber, honeycomb and rain.
BOUNTY
Scent Notes: So much blueberry (like Violet Beauregard levels of blueberry), freshly squeezed lemon, fancy vanilla, a little bear jar of honey. Squeaky requested Snozberry, but that’s not a thing. Basically it smells like a blue Slurpee, but a really expensive, delicious blue Slurpee you’d have to pay a lot of money for (no more stealing!).
DEAD OR ALIVE
Scent Notes: Juicy, plump strawberries, sweet hazelnut toffee, a fresh grass stain on the knee of your favorite pair of jeans, animalic musk, the kind an animal gives off when it’s being threatened by someone wanting to throw down fisticuffs.
FUGITIVE
Scent Notes: Oakmoss, African musk, bergamot and yuzu, grapefruit and white florals.
GAMBLER
Scent Notes: Honeyed vanilla, guaiac and rose woods, patchouli.
GUNSLINGER
Scent Notes: A tart lemon meringue with a touch of vanilla. And gunpower. Because of course.
INFAMY
Scent Notes: Tuberose, white magnolia blossom, crisply folded cotton sheets, Egyptian musk, a freshly poured Hefeweizen beer in a frosty cold mug.
LARCENY
Scent Notes: Sweet salted caramel, almond, a freshly opened jar of pure Canadian maple butter, coconut milk.
MAVERICK
Scent Notes: Spiced incense in the hot desert, a drop of ylang ylang.
MUTINY
Scent Notes: A seaside quay on a windy day. Kelp, moss, and a hint of lime mingle with tobacco bay leaves. The metal of old boats and a hint of gunpowder linger on the salty breeze.
OUTLIER
Scent Notes: A very-not mainstream blend of peonies and chai. Ginger, honey, and white musk make something delicious and... You probably haven't heard of them.
WANTED
Scent Notes: A spiky, juicy pineapple, a sprig of cilantro, freshly squeezed lime juice, passionfruit, mango. Think of the fanciest frozen daiquiri at your local hipster bar; that’s exactly what this blend smells like.
BLACK FLAME
Scent Notes: Absinthe and whiskey, pistachio green tea, oakwood and Egyptian musk.
COME LITTLE CHILDREN
Scent Notes: A basket of kittens, candy corn, butterscotch to lure the children. Animalic and black musks hint at something sinister underneath...
DEAD MAN'S TOE
Scent Notes: White chocolate, animalic musk, camphor.
HOCUS POCUS
Scent Notes: Wormwood, bitter almond, figs, violets, nicotina, sparkling aldehyde.
I PUT A SPELL ON YOU
Scent Notes: Red musk and elderberry, cloves, myrrh, and clary sage, gunpowder soaked in honey.
ARYA
Scent Notes: Peaty oak moss, lemon verbena, frankincense, a double shot of aged bourbon, smoky sandalwood.
BRIENNE THE BEAUTY
Scent Notes: Newly cut grass on a hot summer day; smoky white musk; sweet Meyer lemon; real ginger; white tea; a fresh-picked Valencia orange.
CERSEI
Scent Notes: White thyme, freshly ground black pepper, black jasmine, amber.
DIREWOLF
Scent Notes: Rosemary, finely grated ginger, cedarwood, fresh mahogany, teak.
DROGON
Scent Notes: Smoky meat (mmm, bacon), campfire, sweet cherry tobacco.
FROZEN EMBERS
Scent Notes: The clashing of heavy leather meeting silky peppermint; smoke and cinnamon; snow and blood orange.
GREYJOY
Scent Notes: Fresh ocean air, ripe, refreshing lemon and lime, severe thunderstorms, gloomy, rainy afternoons, tears.
IRON THRONE
Scent Notes: Ancient incense burnt in a tomb of darkness, the blood of a hundred dragons, bay laurel, pure, raw honey.
JAIME
Scent Notes: Juniper, neroli, patchouli, cedar planks, sage, saffron.
KHAL DROGO
Scent Notes: Supple leather, smoky sandalwood.
KHALEESI
Scent Notes: Fresh orange, spicy cinnamon, white musk, and freshly ground nutmeg.
KNOW NOTHING
Scent Notes: Pine needles, cedar planks, eucalyptus, mossy oak, fresh lemon verbena.
LIQUID GOLD
Scent Notes: Rich spices, fields of lavender, bergamot black tea.
MARGAERY TYRELL
Scent Notes: A freshly popped bottle of champagne, a ripe, juicy peach, crisp cotton sheets, an English rose garden, ruby pomegranates, herbaceous sage, neroli.
MELISANDRE
Scent Notes: The tangy musk of a frightened animal running for its life, smoke from the flames of a divinatory fire made by the Lord of Light himself, carrot seed oil applied liberally to the dead body of a hero to help raise him from beyond the pale, ancient incense wafting from the back of a chapel, spicy cinnamon sticks procured from an ancient, trusted, and tired market vendor.
THE MOON DOOR
Scent Notes: A perfect pink orchid gleaming on a windowsill, a bouquet of lily of the valley clutched in the hands of a sobbing bride, well-oiled rosewood chess pieces knocked over in a rage mid-match from atop a large teak dining table.
MOTHER OF DRAGONS
Scent Notes: Sweet vanilla, smoke from the village you just burnt to the ground, decadent leather.
SANSA
Scent Notes: Rich, fluffy buttercream frosting, real vanilla, pure lemon.
THE MOUNTAIN
Scent Notes: Amber, a pint of oatmeal stout, pure golden honey.
THE NIGHT KING
Scent Notes: An abandoned wood cabin in the middle of the forest, the spicy aromas drifting through the air of a Mediterranean bazaar, black musky ancient catacombs beneath the earth, somehow full of sandalwood musk yet no living soul can be seen, the bodies of hundreds of men lining the walls, threatening to tumble onto you and trap you for eternity in their hallowed, haunted hallways.
THREE-EYED RAVEN
Scent Notes: Freshly squeezed lemon, fresh lemon verbena, gourmet dark chocolate.
TORMUND
Scent Notes: Peaty oakmoss from an expensive bottle of Scotch you only drink from on special occasions, a carpet of clover on the floor of an ancient enchanted forest, a piece of overpriced-yet-worth-it avocado toast from that hipster cafe that always has a 2 hour wait but is actually, surprisingly worth it, sitting under the dense canopy of a grove of giant red oak trees and enjoying the stillness and silence.
TYRION
Scent Notes: Vanilla, juicy green fig, freshly tanned leather.
VARYS
Scent Notes: Rich chocolate, patchouli, freshly whipped buttercream, peasant dirt.
WILDFIRE
Scent Notes: Licorice, anise, smoky campfire, fresh cedarwood.
YGRITTE
Scent Notes: A thick cloud of Egyptian musk drifting from the stall of an outdoor market on an overcast afternoon. Coconut milk bought from a vendor hung with pikake flowers, as you rest in a field of sunflowers against an oak tree gazing at the bodies of your enemies.
ALCHEMIST
Scent Notes: Swirls of pipe tobacco around a plate of nutty toffee and caramels. A pile of old books and a touch of nag champa. Candle wax dripping from the sconce by the wingback leather chair, and cheerful labdanum wafting through the open window.
ARCANEUM
Scent Notes: Oakmoss and labdanum grows on the ancient stone walls of a legendary library. The last peach blossoms blow through the air as autumn sets in, and the last meyer lemon hangs from the tree. Rows and piles of ancient tomes sit, waiting, while students read by the light of carefully protected wax candles.
ALEMBIC
Scent Notes: Sweet pumpkin souffle dotted with marshmallows and drizzled with buttery maple syrup. Tuberose wafts through the open front door.
AQUA VITAE
Scent Notes: Fizzing key limes topped with coconut cream, served on a black linen tablecloth.
BEZOAR
Scent Notes: A rich, decadent gourmand of double salted caramel, marzipan, and coumarin, with a dash of old teakwood.
CADUCEUS
Scent Notes: Rich lavender honeycomb is at the heart of this fragrance, with hints of elderberry, oud wood, clove, and patchouli.
CRUCIBLE
Scent Notes: Smoky palo santo, mysterious absinthe with bright drops of bergamot and oranges, Atlas cedar, sweet fennel, bitter accord.
DISTILLATE
Scent Notes: Bright, gleaming metals shine against a familiar background of oranges, cloves, and cinnamon.
LODESTONE
Scent Notes: Chocolate peppermint fudge and a fizz of late autumn figs.
OUROBOROS
Scent Notes: A green, leafy concoction of galbanum, anise, peppermint, white thyme, with a grounding base of tobacco.
PHILOSOPHER’S STONE
Scent Notes: Rain beats on old, weathered cobblestones. A cup of your favorite hot mocha steams next to a bowl of black cherries and black currants. A sprig of wormwood sits, waiting.
QUICKSILVER
Scent Notes: Pumpkin spice incense, bright pink peppercorns, an early dusting of snow.
BROKEN HEART
Scent Notes: Rich nougat of vanilla, tonka bean, and heavy cream poured over marshmallows.
BLACK HEART
Scent Notes: Salted dark chocolate truffles with spiced caramel cores, and a shot of whiskey.
BLEEDING HEART
Scent Notes: A fizzing glass of champagne filled with fresh strawberries.
BEATING HEART
Scent Notes: Butter pecan ice cream with tiny speckles of salt and crystalized honey.
COLD HEART
Scent Notes: Hot, spicy black tea, warm amber, woodsmoke.
HEAVY HEART
Scent Notes: Decadent black forest cake with brown sugar, juicy cherries, and a hearty splash of cherry kirsch.
BLANCHE
Scent Notes: A sultry blend of amber and lilacs, with dark chocolate and classic magnolias and orchids.
DOROTHY
Scent Notes: Rosewood and amber with a blend of cedarwood, cypress and blackberry sage. A dash of scotch whiskey, Egyptian musk and black tea.
ROSE
Scent Notes: White roses and peonies, plums and apples, white musk and dragon's blood.
SOPHIA
Scent Notes: Sugared vanilla cinnamon, tonka, and blood oranges. Bitter accord, sandalwood, and white musk.
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND
Scent Notes: Key lime cheesecake with graham cracker crust.
BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Scent Notes: The musk of a real black bear that you fought with your own bare hands; fresh peach blossom (which is not as great as an Awesome Blossom, but does smell much better); honeycomb stolen straight from the mouths of the bumblebees (your apiarist owed you a favor); bubbles on a fresh glass of sparkling water, which ping about the glass like the laser guns wielded on the Battlestar Galactica. Glorious.
DWIGHT, YOU IGNORANT S**T
Scent Notes: A glass of homemade lemonade on a hot afternoon (because your parents gave you money to start a stand, and now, surplus!), peppermint (straight out of the best ice cream flavor), a freshly picked yuzu (it’s a Japanese fruit, did you know that?), pomegranate (who discovered this fruit, right? What is the deal with pomegranate?).
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
Scent Notes: A large hot chocolate, tobacco flower, stacks of paper (both actual paper, because you’re the boss of selling paper, and stacks of money, because the kids call it “paper,” and you’re hip with the youths), bitter almond.
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Scent Notes: A super rich German chocolate cake.
NUMBER ONE: HOW DARE YOU?
Scent Notes: A proper English garden full of roses and sweet pea on a warm summer afternoon, because you are a lady, sweet vanilla bean because dessert is the best meal of the day, a secret blend of exotic spices because you’re the spiciest person in the office, supple leather because you wear it as part of your girl group, Subtle Sexuality, a hint of gasoline because everyone knows you’re a little bit crazy and would absolutely go full-on Waiting to Exhale if need be.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Scent Notes: A glass of whisky paired with a glass of bay rum aftershave with just a hint of lime squeezed in (because alcohol is an aphrodisiac, and nothing is better than mixing liquor and accidental aftershave to really get the party started); the best Pretzel Day toppings: chocolate chips and toffee nuts. And cocoa absolut.
WHY USE MANY WORD WHEN FEW DO TRICK?
Scent Notes: Cinnamon. Cinnamon doughnuts. Yum.
DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC, SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKEHOLE
Scent Notes: Cool night air and leather seats, peach pie, salt and sparkling aldehydes.
HELLO, BOYS
Scent Notes: Mexican hot chocolate with warm milk and spices, a well worn flannel shirt, and liquid pools of amber.
IDJIT
Scent Notes: Oatmeal stout, oak trees at night, the smell of a freshly fired Colt, incense from church, your favorite flannel shirt.
PEACE OUT, BITCHES
Scent Notes: You're walking through a meadow full of flowers towards an old lemon tree when it begins to drizzle. You dance in the rain, amongst the flowers. You're having the best time, when you catch a whiff of metal. The Chevy you know all too well has pulled up to take you on an adventure.
SO GET THIS
Scent Notes: Hot metal, campfires in the woods and old books, flannel shirts and a touch of coriander.
BUTTCRACK
Scent Notes: Toasted marshmallows, church incense, frankincense and myrrh, tuberose, a drop of animalic musk.
CAT FOR TAX
Scent Notes: Warm, musky vanilla dusted with cinnamon and sugar, kitten fur, a cozy flannel blanket.
CHEESE HANGOVER
Scent Notes: Honey fresh from the comb, ripe, juicy figs and lychees, and salty pistachios on your fanciest platter, awaiting the addition of the star of the show: cheese. (Cheese not included.)
CHICKEN POT PIE
Scent Notes: Seriously, it smells like homemade chicken pot pie fresh out of the oven, but in the best of ways: Flaky, buttery crust filled with rosemary, celery, sage, thyme, and basil, with hints of smoky bacon and beer.
CHICKEN WITCH
Scent Notes: Freshly baked black bread with honey and butter. A hot and crispy chicken basting away with dalmatian sage, white thyme, rosemary, and pepper.
CITRUS ASS BITCH
Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers, but with a large dash of zesty orange citrus, ripe grapefruit, and a hint of bergamot.
DA MENSIES
Scent Notes: Blood accord, blood oranges, and vanilla cream.
DEATH NOTE
Scent Notes: All the possible death notes together: patchouli, a bouquet of roses, lavender, and powdery violets, warm honey, milk, wax, and a drop of indole to seal the deal.
EAU DE DUMPSTER
Scent Notes: A pile of pine, cedar, and oak firewood with a hint of vanilla next to a dirty dumpster full of rotting bananas, violets, fungus, and a bit of a metallic blood undertone.
FERAL AS FUCK
Scent Notes: A totally unapologetic haunted cathedral. Rich, dark resins, thick incense, beeswax candles, frankincense and myrrh. Cool stone floors and cloves, red musk and sassafras. Clary sage and wormwood. Guaiac wood and patchouli, and a whisper of black jasmine, and wait … what’s that smell? Oh wow, yeah, that’s some animalic musk right there. Whoa. Intense, feral, but oddly satisfying when mixed with all the other scents of this clearly spooky cathedral.
GOOD GRAVY
Scent Notes: Buttered rye toast and stewed tomatoes with a heaping pile of gravy made with caraway seeds, rosemary, black pepper, and celery.
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
Scent Notes: Grapefruit creme brulee with a thick caramel center, a shot of whiskey, and a whisper of amber.
MEAT LILITH
Scent Notes: Old leatherbound books, a cup of hot chai tea, scones, and elegant cold cream … and meat, obviously.
BIG DAMN HEROES
Scent Notes: Rain, salt spray, green fig, warm sunshine in a fresh meadow.
BROWNCOATS
Scent Notes: White thyme, dalmation sage, sweetgrass, gunsmoke.
CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL
Scent Notes: Palmarosa, cactus flower, yuzu, mango, dirt, leather.
FIREFLY
Scent Notes: Golden honey, rich leather.
I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BRAIN
Scent Notes: Glowing amber, vanilla, smoked patchouli, roses.
I’LL BE IN MY BUNK
Scent Notes: Dark chocolate, dirt, incense, black pepper.
LET'S BE BAD GUYS
Scent Notes: Tobacco, vanilla, gunsmoke, leather, sandalwood.
MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH
Scent Notes: Petrichor, bergamot, fresh green air, galbanum, guaiac wood.
NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP ME
Scent Notes: A fearless blend of tuberose, sweet oud, nicotina, and rosewood.
SERENITY
Scent Notes: Sage, orange blossom, white tea, cherry blossom, ylang ylang, juniper, nag champa, spicy ginger.
SHINY
Scent Notes: Grapefruit, bergamot, white thyme, dalmation sage, black pepper.
VERA
Scent Notes: Gunsmoke, ginger, wasabi, dragon's blood, metal.
WE AIM TO MISBEHAVE
Scent Notes: Rosemary, vanilla, amber, honey.
ALL-NATURAL MAGICAL HEALTH RESTORATIVE
Scent Notes: White musk, rosemary, fresh-picked lavender, pine needles, cedarwood, bay laurel.
DR. FANTASTIC'S PERFECT SOLUTION
Scent Notes: A bottle of delicious merlot, freshly squeezed lime, a clover field, copper, stormy ocean water.
MAJESTIC MIRACLE TONIC
Scent Notes: Three types of sage: blackberry, dalmatian, and juniper, cactus flower, gasoline, musty white musk.
SERPENT'S BREW
Scent Notes: Fresh bamboo, sweet yuzu, an old, dusty library, exotic spices, smoky nag champa, ylang ylang.
WORLD-RENOWNED PANACEA
Scent Notes: Kentucky bourbon, bay rum, pipe tobacco, bay leaf, spiced mocha, lumps of coal.
MISCELLANEOUS HOUSE SCENTS
CAULDRON
Scent Notes: A smudge of sage, some freshly picked apples, exotic spices, juicy figs, smoky pipe tobacco, wax from the eternal candle, a smattering of other Fall delights. This is a perfect fall day full of crisp leaves.
ETERNAL DARNATION
Scent Notes: Ruby red pomegranate seeds found in darkest Hades. As you walk to the surface, a whisper of Spring heliotrope flowers are barely glimpsed through the thick layers of smoke and ash.
GLAM REAPER
Scent Notes: An array of expensive, luscious lipsticks lazing on a mirrored vanity amongst jars of expensive cold cream. This smells like 1940s glamorous movie starlets getting ready for their close up!
GLITTER PANIC
Scent Notes: Tonka bean, brightly blooming pikake and freesia, a big bowl of apricots, lychee, and pineapple next to a freshly baked coconut cream pie.
HECK PUPPY
Scent Notes: Rich, melty toasted marshmallows that dry down to warm resins of copal, benzoin, and labdanum, with hints of black and pink peppercorn and warm fur.
I DIDN'T MEAN DUCKING
Scent Notes: Black tea with a generous tot of whiskey. Grapefruit for a touch of bitter and a drop of vetiver. Nag champa and rosewood make a rich base.
MATRIARCHAL
Scent Notes: Sugared lemon, sweet frangipani, tonka.
TROLL FOOD
Scent Notes: Melted chocolate, toasted marshmallow, sweet honey graham cracker.
UNICORN FARTS
Scent Notes: All the pink things: bubblegum, sparkling pink lemonade, peach blossoms, and pink peonies, plus a swirl of brand name vanilla, pure golden honey, and sweet fluffy marshmallows.
UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES
Scent Notes: It starts out as a lovely crisp green caramel apple with a touch of spice, then makes a handbrake turn to heavy spiced incense with elemi and a tiiiiiny bit of apple.
SEA GLASS
Scent Notes: Juicy mango, ripe yuzu, whipped coconut cream, sea moss, pure honey from the comb, vanilla, salty ocean spray.
LAWLESS & BRALESS
Scent Notes: Hot metal, gasoline and smoke blend with an unapologetic feminine bouquet of pink peonies, gardenias, and sweet Meyer lemons.
MY CHAOTIC LITTLE SELF
Scent Notes: Pink lemonade sipped around a cherrywood bonfire.
UNTHOUGHT KNOWN
Scent Notes: Peach blossoms, honeyed whiskey, tobacco, vanilla, a dusting of cinnamon sugar.
SAMHAIN
Scent Notes: A steaming hot cup of slightly bitter black tea with cinnamon, cardamom, and warm honey fresh from the hive, dark chocolate truffles full of espresso and rum, a sunset bonfire full of freshly fallen autumn leaves, woodsmoke, clary sage, guaiac wood, and sandalwood, with swirls of dragon's blood and copal resins, patchouli, and amber in the air.
FREE CANDY
Scent Notes: A pillowcase full of candy from the rich neighborhood in town (you know the one, hands out full-size and king-size candy bars like they’re Jay-Z and money ain’t a thing) clutched in the happy fists of laughing children dressed as ghosts and vampires.
SEEMS LEGIT
Scent Notes: Rotten river mud, a few drops of blood, a swirl of tobacco smoke, sweet pumpkin pie, candy corn, tears.
TRICK
Scent Notes: Animalic musk and rot, camphor, hot tar and salty tears. And pumpkin spice.
BEEKEEPER’S DAUGHTER
Scent Notes: Pure honeycomb, freshly harvested from the hive; a blooming herb garden full of clary sage, fennel, and thyme; peach blossoms and a touch of medicinal camphor.
COCONUT SCENTED FORCEFIELD
Scent Notes: A hearty slice of coconut cream pie eaten outside on a hot summer day after you’ve slathered your body in your favorite coconut-scented sunscreen, the air swirling with notes of sandalwood, vetiver, sassafras, and cumin CO2.
DREAMCRUSHER
Scent Notes: Sweet peach tea that's been left to steep a little too long with that edge of bitterness, like crushed dreams.
DON'T PANIC
Scent Notes: A hopeful springtime garden: Tomato leaf, heliotrope, galbanum, petrichor, sweetgrass and clary sage. lemon verbena and freshly turned soil.
EVEN I WOULDN'T TRY ME RIGHT NOW
Scent Notes: Sweet white chocolate and pomegranate, allspice, labdanum, burning buildings, animalic musk.
FERAL HOUSEWIFE
Scent Notes: Lemongrass, coriander, and graham crackers from the kitchen. Sawdust from the remodel you're doing, and metal from rebuilding that engine. Hot tar from patching the pothole out front, can't have the kids falling on their bikes! And to finish, guava scented beauty cream.
GLITTERTRASH
Scent Notes: Watermelon Blow-Pops, baby powder, fistfulls of sticky white cake, last night's champagne and coconut cream.
GOLDEN HOUR
Scent Notes: A classic blend of sparkling peppermint with rich vanilla.
LIMINAL SPACE
Scent Notes: A blooming bouquet of jasmine and magnolia swirled together with sweet coconut milk.
NOT TODAY, SATAN
Scent Notes: Unapologetic candied grapefruit, crisp cold rice milk, beeswax, rich tonka, and osmanthus.
PERFECTLY IMPERFECT
Scent Notes: Spicy nag champa, neroli, blossoming oleander.
RAINBOW FOOTIE PAJAMAS
Scent Notes: Froot loops (strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, cherry), extra sugary milk, vanilla, baby powder.
ROYGBIV
Scent Notes: A glass of sparkling strawberry seltzer with a bit of lemongrass alongside a hearty slice of strawberry cheesecake, blooming lilacs and iris, dragon’s blood.
SINISTER
Scent Notes: Freshly cut jasmine, Egyptian geranium, oud, a lavender field, eucalyptus, a musky attic.
STINK PRETTY
Scent Notes: Traditionally masculine notes of lavender and violets mingle with bergamot and sandalwood in the warmth of the desert.
THE BEACH IS GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT
Scent Notes: An unapologetically feminine tropical floral. Monoi tiare, pikake, frangipani, juicy lychees, and dune grass against a welcoming, salty ocean shore.
WE ARE STARDUST
Scent Notes: Daisy crowns and sandalwood, a bouquet of peace lilies, vanilla cream fresh from Max’s dairy farm, and a drop of patchouli.
FREAK IN THE SPREADSHEETS
Scent Notes: A green tea latte made with rice milk, stacks of spreadsheets printed on expensive legal paper, hints of supple leather and a fizzy glass of champagne with tart strawberries inside.
IT'S ALL SCIENCE IF YOU WRITE DOWN WHAT HAPPENED
Scent Notes: Juicy pineapple covered in salted caramel with pops of sparkling lemon verbena.
MISFIT
Scent Notes: Vanilla, leather, whiskey, amber, frankincense, cypress, oud, and musk.
SILLAGE DE LA SARIGUE
Many perfumers have attempted to recreate the scent of Marie Antoinette’s famous perfume over the years, because apparently, it smelled *that* good. Perfumers with Actual Training at Proper Amazing Perfume Schools have called their creations lovely things, like Sillage de la Reign (loosely, Scent of the Queen). We, however, could never claim to....continue reading here
Scent Notes: Orange blossoms, jasmine, tuberose, cedarwood, violets, lavender, sandalwood, rose, animalic musk, and greens.
WAYWARD SOUL SISTER
Scent Notes: Blood red cherries covered in dark chocolate, exotic spices, a dash of patchouli.
BEST DAD EVER
Scent Notes: A picnic breakfast in the forest: tiny cups of espresso, smoky, black pepper-coated bacon, white thyme, fennel, pine and fir trees, clary sage, a squeeze of lime.
CHOSEN FAMILY
Scent Notes: Crisp pear, rice milk, blood orange, rosewood.
BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
Scent Notes: Drops of blood on warm leather, wisps of smoke, hot metal, and a freshly picked, juicy blood orange.
TEARS OF MY ENEMIES
Scent Notes: Salt water and greenery, tendrils of smoke wafting overhead hint at a slight note of metal in the air.
IMPENDING DOOM
Scent Notes: Red Mandarin and rich honey create a sweet first impression, luring you into smoke, patchouli, gunpowder and... Is that gasoline? Clearly, an evil plan is afoot!
CUTE RAGE
Scent Notes: Red apples, orange apricots, yellow butterscotch and champagne, green spearmint, blue heliotrope, purple lilacs and violets, mixed with a shitton of rainbows.
LOREM IPSUM
Scent Notes: Sheaves of paper, coriander, white amber, decadent vanilla.
PRIDE
Scent Notes: Honeycomb, Indian sandalwood, Egyptian musk, coumarin, champagne bubbles.
TOXIC MASCULINITY RUINS THE PARTY AGAIN
Scent Notes: A delightfully feminine blend of lavender, vanilla, honey nectar, and a light floral aldehyde.
AGENT OF CHAOS
Scent Notes: A worn flannel shirt that still smells like last week’s nighttime beach bonfire, paired with a well-loved leather jacket, camphor and vetiver, and sweetgrass.
ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN
Scent Notes: A hopeful splash of bright sparkling Valencia and blood oranges, a lull of chamomile, and a base of rosewood, basalm of peru, and a breath of patchouli.
GOBLIN QUEEN
Scent Notes: A blooming flower crown of magnolia, hyssop, linden blossom, and oleander, sweet white chocolate, myrrh, freshly turned earth tinged with drops of brilliant blood.
I SAID GOOD DAY
Scent Notes: Ripe peaches and peach blossoms mingle with smoky Indian sandalwood.
THE NEXT CHAPTER
Scent Notes: Caraway seeds, raspberry ale, basil.
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?
Scent Notes: A white floral of jasmine, magnolia, and frangipani with bright undercurrents of birch, fennel, and hyssop. Ylang ylang and white tea create a nuanced experienced, and a drop of indole adds sophistication.
1-UP
Scent Notes: Fresh grapefruit, a big glass of champagne, sweet pumpkin, freshly washed and starched sheets, a crisp Bartlett pear, a sprig of lavender.
100% THAT BITCH
Scent Notes: A sweet, floral blend of peony, freesia and apricot, with an uplifting note of bright pink cotton candy, the most expensive face cream you've ever seen, and a whiff of cold, hard cash.
BEST MOM EVER
Scent Notes: A burst of bright, beautiful peonies, expensive vanilla, rich white chocolate.
DAYS OUT OF TIME
Scent Notes: Immortale absolute, chamomile, cassia and copal resin, floral aldehyde, and iso-e.
DEATH UNICORN
Scent Notes: Fresh cut lavender, black anise, sweet vanilla bean, black pepper crushed under a unicorn’s horn.
STRANGE DAYS
Scent Notes: White angelica, clary sage, wormwood and myrrh for protection from plague long ago, copal resin and monoi tiare, red mandarin, pink peppercorn, and grapefruit, ginger ale, sparkling aldehyde, and mimosa absolute. None of these things should go together, but they do, just like these strange days.
#HEYCONFESSORS
Scent Notes: Fluffy pillows of marshmallows billow on a dish of salted caramels dusted with nutmeg and toasted sugar drizzles.
ARBOREAL
Scent Notes: Tart dark forest berries, osmanthus, bay, fennel, tobacco.
ARCADIA
Scent Notes: Milky honey, fresh honeycomb, rice milk, a dash of cinnamon.
CAFFEINE POISONING
Scent Notes: Two black teas, a shot of espresso, a dash of sweet mocha and coffee absolute make for a caffeinated take off. Cassia and black oud come out to play on the drydown.
FALL IN LOVE WHENEVER YOU CAN
Scent Notes: An herb garden with a large, decadent rosebush that just started growing and blooming magnificent, fragrant red roses overnight out of nowhere, warm amber, and sumptuous vanilla.
PUMPKIN CREAM
Scent Notes: A perfect pumpkin puree dotted with clouds of rich cream.
SPARK
Scent Notes: A gigantic, sparkling bouquet of dianthus, heliotrope, linden blossom, honeysuckle, and poppies.
TRANQUILITY
Scent Notes: Deep vetiver, almond, a frozen snow-covered lake.
HEATHENLY
Scent Notes: A well-stocked bar full of bottles of rum, whiskey, and bourbon behind a cedarwood bar, spicy black pepper, clove, patchouli, smoky tobacco and herbal sage perfume the air, with just a hint of freshly turned earth underneath.
T-MINUS COFFEE
Scent Notes: Freshly ground coffee (obviously), spicy black pepper, nutmeg, high octane fuel, vanilla bean, bacon sizzling on the stovetop.
TROLL FOOD
Scent Notes: Melted chocolate, toasted marshmallow, sweet honey graham cracker.
YOUR MOM
Scent Notes: White leather purse with fringe, Big Red chewing gum, a touch of cherry tobacco and lifesavers, and old pennies.
I SAID WHAT I SAID
Scent Notes: A strong, unrepentant blend of blood orange and black currant. Red musk, elemi, and black oud shimmer on a background of Egyptian musk and dragon's blood.
PACIFIC ROSE
Scent Notes: Red roses, ocean spray, sea mosses.
PEACH CREAM
Scent Notes: Fresh peaches, cream, and a light cloud of magic.
RAINBOW BRIDGE
Scent Notes: A patter of paws running through a field of daisies, lavender, and sweet peas. Marshmallow clouds pass overhead. Sunflowers, warm fur, and white musk.
SUNSHINE AND LOW TIDE
Scent Notes: Sand and seafoam, kelp and tidal pools.
SWAN DIVE
Scent Notes: A cool, refreshing stream that flows into a large river basin near a wide rice paddy. Lemongrass, ginger, and a hint of hay perfume the air as you jump into the clean, clear pool of water.
TEAM RECKLESS ABANDON
Scent Notes: A cool stream surrounded by fields of lavender, jasmine, and cedar trees; saffron and rosemary mingle with Indian sandalwood and whiffs of tobacco; neroli, shea blossom, warm amber, and oakmoss.
COCONUT CREAM
Scent Notes: All of the coconut: pure coconut cream, coconut milk, and coconut cream pie blended together into one perfect, amazing coconut scent.
GLOW UP
Scent Notes: Sparkling candied citrus peel, vanilla from the expensive hippie shop, Egyptian musk, cuticle cream.
GO BIG OR GO HOME
Scent Notes: A job site full of hot metal, leather tool belts, diesel smoke, and tar barrels melting in the sun.
SHOWSTOPPER
Scent Notes: Blooming pink peonies, black and red musks, rich rosewood, warm amber.
COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS
Scent Notes: Goddamn lemons, lemonade made from life’s stupid lemons, high octane gasoline, scraps of paper from a totally sane scientist’s notebook, that same scientist’s manly musk acquired from too many days in the lab, spicy ginger and black pepper.
IMPENDING BLOOM
Scent Notes: A quick burst of gasoline that dries down to gorgeous, sparkling florals: roses, peonies, freesia, lilac, and daisies.
SPARKLING CUCUMBER MINT
Scent Notes: Crisp, sparkling cucumber and mint.
SPARKLING GREEN MANDARIN
Scent Notes: Bergamot, sparkling green mandarin, sweet honeycomb, vanilla.
SPARKLING PEACH
Scent Notes: Sparkling peach blossom and vanilla.
BEE SPACE
Scent Notes: A blend of rich honeys and ambers mingle with gentle tendrils of smoke.
SUNSHOWER
Scent Notes: Bright pink peppercorns poured into a new pepper mill, an open, grassy field full of delicate purple heliotrope flowers just before a rainstorm, little bubbles popping in a glass of expensive champagne, freshly-torn basil, a juicy tangerine, tonka bean.
THE AUDACITY
Scent Notes: You know when people describe a perfume as smelling like "an old lady"? This is that scent, on purpose. Dusty, powdery rose, peony, and oud wood. We like to think of it as "classic."
WORRYINGLY ARBITRARY
Scent Notes: Sugared tuberose, suede and lemongrass, orris and sandalwood.
A DROP OF PURE JOY
Scent Notes: Rose absolute, honeycomb, and sandalwood.
GUY LOVE
Scent Notes: Pears, cucumber, hay accord, ginger lily, cardamom, suede.
SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY
Scent Notes: A fist full of cash, the last glass of champagne, green tea, peppermint (like a mint? Get it?), coumarin and sassafras.
R.E.S.P.E.C.T
Scent Notes: your mother’s expensive cold cream that she dutifully applied every night and now you do, too, mixed with fragrant, sumptuous black cherries.
LIZZY'S FINE DARK EYES
Scent Notes: Orchids and chamomile blend with lavender, ylang ylang and hyssop. Peach blossom, sandalwood, and sparkling aldehyde bring lift and depth.
