Well, we rotate some (ok, a lot!) of our fragrances annually. Some of our suppliers stop making seasonal ingredients, and also we get bored and need space in the lab for new things.
The intention here is to have an imperfect, constantly added-to list. I'm copying and pasting directly off of our shop notes to get the first big batch up and running. You'll notice that it isn't formatted perfectly, and there will be misspellings here and there. I had to either let my perfectionism go, or never, ever do it. It is here, and it is perfectly imperfect!
It's a very long document, so I suggest you use CTRL+F or another search method of your choice to skip through to what you're looking for. Enjoy!
Scent Notes: Antique lace, gasoline, old books, fresh vanilla bean.
Scent Notes: A freshly picked red rose, old leather, white musk.
Scent Notes: A bouquet of fresh-blooming frangipani, gardenia, jasmine, and honeysuckle, redolent indole, Egyptian musk.
Special Note: This fragrance is not for everyone! It contains high amounts of the aromachemical indole. For some, this will result in a rich, exquisite white floral. For others, frankly, it'll smell like cat shit. Which experience you get will depend entirely on your unique skin chemistry and how the fragrance reacts. Either way, we think the bottle art is super cool.
Scent Notes: A beautiful, bittersweet blend of almond and cherry.
Scent Notes: A rich, loamy walk through a pine forest. Oakmoss and coumarin dry down to black musk.
Scent Notes: A big glass of whiskey, sandalwood, amber, real ylang ylang.
Scent Notes: Oud wood, smoked patchouli, coal, freshly paved tar, cedarwood.
Scent Notes: Anise, freshly ground cloves, dalmatian sage, frankincense.
Scent Notes: This scent starts off with a bang of gasoline that dissipates quickly to a sparkly, light blend of lychees, orris, and coconut CO2. It’s a hand grenade full of sparkles in scent form, basically.
Scent Notes: A garden full of blooming paperwhites, linen sheets drying in the summer breeze with hints of white amber, coriander, and paper.
Scent Notes: If you’ve ever wanted to smell downright earthy, this multilayered blend of all things dirty, woody, and spicy is for you. Atlas cedarwood, cassia, carrot seed oil, dirty amber, allspice, and dank balsam peru combine into a scent we’d describe as delightfully filthy.
Scent Notes: Incense and woodsmoke hang in the air, mingling with dragon’s blood, freshly ground black and pink peppercorns, camphor, allspice, and cardamom, making a delightfully smoky, spicy, sexy scent.
Scent Notes: Sweetgrass growing along the banks of a crystal clear river with a hint of wintergreen in the air.
Scent Notes: So much blueberry (like Violet Beauregard levels of blueberry), freshly squeezed lemon, fancy vanilla, a little bear jar of honey. Squeaky requested Snozberry, but that’s not a thing. Basically it smells like a blue Slurpee, but a really expensive, delicious blue Slurpee you’d have to pay a lot of money for (no more stealing!).
Scent Notes: Juicy, plump strawberries, sweet hazelnut toffee, a fresh grass stain on the knee of your favorite pair of jeans, animalic musk, the kind an animal gives off when it’s being threatened by someone wanting to throw down fisticuffs.
Scent Notes: Oakmoss, African musk, bergamot and yuzu, grapefruit and white florals.
Scent Notes: Honeyed vanilla, guiac and rose woods, patchouli.
Scent Notes: A tart lemon meringue with a touch of vanilla. And gunpower. Because of course.
Scent Notes: Tuberose, white magnolia blossom, crisply folded cotton sheets, Egyptian musk, a freshly poured Hefeweizen beer in a frosty cold mug.
Scent Notes: Sweet salted caramel, almond, a freshly opened jar of pure Canadian maple butter, coconut milk.
Scent Notes: Spiced incense in the hot desert, a drop of ylang ylang.
Scent Notes: A seaside quay on a windy day. Kelp, moss, and a hint of lime mingle with tobacco bay leaves. The metal of old boats and a hint of gunpowder linger on the salty breeze.
Scent Notes: A very-not mainstream blend of peonies and chai. Ginger, honey, and white musk make something delicious and... You probably haven't heard of them.
Scent Notes: A spiky, juicy pineapple, a sprig of cilantro, freshly squeezed lime juice, passionfruit, mango. Think of the fanciest frozen daiquiri at your local hipster bar; that’s exactly what this blend smells like.
Scent Notes: Rich nougat of vanilla, tonka bean, and heavy cream poured over marshmallows.
Scent Notes: Salted dark chocolate truffles with spiced caramel cores, and a shot of whiskey.
Scent Notes: A fizzing glass of champagne filled with fresh strawberries.
Scent Notes: Butter pecan ice cream with tiny speckles of salt and crystalized honey.
Scent Notes: Decadent black forest cake with brown sugar, juicy cherries, and a hearty splash of cherry kirsch.
Scent Notes: Hot, spicy black tea, warm amber, woodsmoke.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young woman named Aurora who lived with her overly-protective parents, formerly the king and queen of the land, and three crazy aunts. She spent most of her days in her tower bedroom, reading romance novels and daydreaming. Apparently, a woman who lived in town had not been invited to her first birthday party, and it pissed this lady off enough to put a curse on baby Aurora.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: A field of wild roses and lavender leading into the woods, cedar, a sprig of rosemary, freshly ground clove, bergamot.
Once upon a time, there was a young couple named Martha and John. One morning, they were sitting across from each other at the table, quietly eating breakfast. “Oooh, ouch!” Martha suddenly exclaimed, clutching her swollen stomach. “Darling, are you okay?” John asked. Martha was getting to be quite pregnant, nearly 8 months along, so every little thing she did or said immediately made John pay attention.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: White roses, gardenia, orange blossom, thyme, and Dalmatian sage in a summer thunderstorm, ripe grapefruit, kumquat, and red mandarin, white musk, neroli.
Once upon a time, there lived a young girl named Madeline. Her parents had adopted her at a young age. According to them, they were on a walk through the woods with her grandmother, and they found her quietly sitting under a tree. Nobody else was around, so they took the girl in and raised her as if she were their own. Which was convenient, as her father had been assigned female even before he had been born, so having the chance to take in a child seemed like a sign, or like something out of a fairy tale. Which is also convenient, because they were living in a fairy tale.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: The scent of one perfect wild rose against smoke, cedarwood, and supple leather.
Once upon a time, there lived two queens who were married to each other. They had been together for many years, and were growing old. While Madeline had been beautiful, it was her wife, Elizabeth, who was truly stunning. Her hair had been a bright shade of orange; now, it was mostly naturally white, but Elizabeth adhered to a strict hair dying schedule. Madeline aged gracefully, embracing and openly flaunting her wrinkles, scars, and white hair; Elizabeth would sooner die than show everyone what she perceived as her faults.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: A proper English garden blooming with bright red roses, sweet honey, sea salt, and dragonsblood.
Once upon a time, Snow White had reigned as queen for many years. She’d never been married, although she’d had a string of lovers, none had ever committed. What’s a queen without a king though? Historically speaking, more powerful and awesome, which is exactly what happened to Snow White. She had, though, successfully found seven brides for her seven brothers, and had a near-army of nieces and nephews who had grown up in the castle and she’d doted on as if they were her own.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: A vase full of blooming wild roses amid an impressive array of decadence: dark chocolate, vanilla bean, creamsicles, whisky and bourbon, and thickly cut, smoky bacon, all arranged in an old library in a dusty castle with wisps of patchouli in the air.
Sarah woke up with a start from a series of strange dreams. She’d been several different princesses, queens, and other fairy tale folk over the course of what was only a night, but had seemed like centuries. It really felt like she had been there; as if the worlds in her dreams were alive and bright, right before her very eyes. But that was impossible. Right?....Read more here.
Scent Notes: An enormous bouquet of mixed roses in a copper vase on a city street mingling with the metallic air, with whiffs of smoke, patchouli, dragonsblood, and incense from the hippie shop down the street.
Ellie sighed dramatically, rolling her eyes at her mother, Alice, who was relating for the thousandth time the odd stories of her childhood. It all sounded like a bunch of fairy tale nonsense to her; absolutely impossible and far-too-conveniently wrapped up, with so many fantastical elements Alice might be on drugs at this very moment. Alice saw her daughter’s eye roll, and pointed a french fry in Ellie’s face. “Seriously! I fell through the mirror into an alternate universe! I spoke to flowers and a giant caterpillar and had to outrun being beheaded by an evil queen using a flamingo as a croquet mallet!”.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: Tiny wild roses blooming on the forest floor, rich, spiced rosewood, vanilla laced with patchouli and sweet resins.
Once upon a time, the queen was throwing a tantrum, again. She was pacing the halls of her wing of the castle, wailing to any and all who came near. Her staff dealt with this several times a week, so they were used to it. “There are NO PRINCESSES LEFT,” she wept, throwing pillows on the ground. “Nobody will love my son!” she wailed, emptying half her wardrobe into the room. “We will never have a royal heir! Our family is RUINED!” she screeched, smashing several vases. “My chambers are a MESS!” she screamed, throwing open the door to see two startled maids, who were waiting to be yelled at. “CLEAN THIS UP!” she yelled, striding down the hallway and ripping down a family pennant from the wall. “AND GET ME A NEW ONE OF WHATEVER THAT WAS,” she cried over her shoulder.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: Moss-covered stones warmed by the sun and shining with a recent rain. Wild roses, heather, tuberose and labdanum blend with a drop of oakmoss.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Cindy, who was currently in the midst of sighing dramatically. “Why does nobody take me seriously?” It was Friday at 9PM. It was also the earliest she’d been home all week — as a litigator trying to make partner at Tremaine Thomas LLP, ‘early’ evenings like this one were a rarity for her. She’d been drudging her way through for years, slowly working her way up. But it wasn’t easy, as she was earth-shatteringly beautiful, and nobody believed that she had a brain to match. Which was absurd; she had litigated some of the highest profile cases for the firm and, more importantly, WON them. A lot of her colleagues, however, thought she won only because she had a pretty face and juries naturally trusted beautiful people.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: A vase of blooming white roses next to a handmade journal overstuffed with pages. Spicy aromas of clove and cardamom waft through on the breeze from an open window.
Scent Notes: A rich blend of tobacco absolute and cognac essential oil, a well-worn leather chair in a smoky, spicy Victorian gentleman’s parlor, with glasses of whiskey and cups of espresso balancing on the wooden side tables.
Scent Notes: Crisp winter evening air, frost, sweet sugar plums swirl with delicious marshmallow.
Scent Notes: Cold stream water, petrichor and snowdrifts. Ginger, coriander, and sweet oud, douglas fir and white amber.
Scent Notes: A rich beating heart of warm ambers. Hardwoods from guiac and rose woods, and soft notes from cedarwood.
Scent Notes: An enormous blizzard on a cold winter’s night, a fireworks explosion.
Scent Notes: A big glass of merlot, cinnamon sticks, freshly grated nutmeg, cedarwood, pure honey, frankincense, myrrh, sweet sugar plums.
Scent Notes: Atlas cedarwood and pine, white amber, orange, and a drop of peppermint.
Scent Notes: Cedar, a cool stream in a dense forest, a sudden rainstorm, oakmoss, decaying wood.
Scent Notes: A hot piping glass of eggnog, spiked with the finest whiskey. A dash of vanilla and spices to finish.
Scent Notes: Cozy warm blankets, cloves, butter cookies, blood accord.
Scent Notes: Juicy red fruit: pomegranate, apple, black cherry. Dark rum, dragonsblood and cherry tobacco. A hint of blood accord.
Scent Notes: Red lipstick accord, animalic musk, guiac wood, blood accord.
Scent Notes: Dark, rich cherry and rosewoods, osmanthus, fresh blood.
Scent Notes: A spicy, beguiling blend of Egyptian musk, elemi, cassia, myrrh, cardamom, and bitter accord. And blood.
Scent Notes: Juicy orange blossom, white musk, sugary marshmallow, freshly-picked kumquat, a field of lavender, and a dash of bubbly, sweet champagne.
Scent Notes: Guiac and rosewoods, benzoin and labdanum resins, allspice, coriander, fennel and a whisper of camphor.
Scent Notes: Expensive vanilla, cedarwood, old books, lemon balm, juicy juniper berry, fresh rosemary, sweet basil, balsam peru, bergamot.
Scent Notes: A pillowcase full of candy from the rich neighborhood in town (you know the one, hands out full-size and king-size candy bars like they’re Jay-Z and money ain’t a thing) clutched in the happy fists of laughing children dressed as ghosts and vampires.
Scent Notes: Rotten river mud, a few drops of blood, a swirl of tobacco smoke, sweet pumpkin pie, candy corn, tears.
Scent Notes: Animalic musk and rot, camphor, hot tar and salty tears. And pumpkin spice.
Scent Notes: Sweet pumpkin souffle dotted with marshmallows and drizzled with buttery maple syrup. Tuberose wafts through the open front door.
Scent Notes: Fizzing key limes topped with coconut cream, served on a black linen tablecloth.
Scent Notes: Smoky palo santo, mysterious absinthe with bright drops of bergamot and oranges, Atlas cedar, sweet fennel, bitter accord.
Scent Notes: Bright, gleaming metals shine against a familiar background of oranges, cloves, and cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Chocolate peppermint fudge and a fizz of late autumn figs.
Scent Notes: A green, leafy concoction of galbanum, anise, peppermint, white thyme, with a grounding base of tobacco.
Scent Notes: Pumpkin spice incense, bright pink peppercorns, an early dusting of snow.
Scent Notes: Absinthe and whiskey, pistachio green tea, oakwood and Egyptian musk.
Scent Notes: A basket of kittens, candy corn, butterscotch to lure the children. Animalic and black musks hint at something sinister underneath...
Scent Notes: White chocolate, animalic musk, camphor.
Scent Notes: Wormwood, bitter almond, figs, violets, nicotina, sparkling aldehyde.
Scent Notes: Red musk and elderberry, cloves, myrrh, and clary sage, gunpowder soaked in honey.
Scent Notes: Crisp fall apples, flaky crust, and a dusting of cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Creamy banana cream pie in a freshly baked crust.
Scent Notes: Sweet black cherry pie with a dash of vanilla in a piping hot crust.
Scent Notes: Crunchy candied pecans, pie crust and cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Creamy pumpkin, fresh pie crust, nutmeg dusting.
Scent Notes: Hot espresso with juniper berries and brown sugar.
Scent Notes: Two vanillas swirl with sharp peppercorns.
Scent Notes: Rich vanillas, freshly ground nutmeg, Christmas spices, children's tears.
Scent Notes: Bright grassy greens, fresh basil, crushed peppermint.
Scent Notes: Warm fur, pines and Douglas fir. Oakmoss, coumarin, allspice, and a cup of very hot tea.
Scent Notes: The musk of a real black bear that you fought with your own bare hands; fresh peach blossom (which is not as great as an Awesome Blossom, but does smell much better); honeycomb stolen straight from the mouths of the bumblebees (your apiarist owed you a favor); bubbles on a fresh glass of sparkling water, which ping about the glass like the laser guns wielded on the Battlestar Galactica. Glorious.
Scent Notes: A glass of homemade lemonade on a hot afternoon (because your parents gave you money to start a stand, and now, surplus!); peppermint (straight out of the best ice cream flavor); a freshly picked yuzu (it’s a Japanese fruit, did you know that?); pomegranate (who discovered this fruit, right? What is the deal with pomegranate?).
Scent Notes: A large hot chocolate, tobacco flower, stacks of paper (both actual paper, because you’re the boss of selling paper, and stacks of money, because the kids call it “paper,” and you’re hip with the youths), bitter almond.
Scent Notes: A super rich German chocolate cake.
Scent Notes: A proper English garden full of roses and sweet pea on a warm summer afternoon, because you are a lady; sweet vanilla bean because dessert is the best meal of the day; a secret blend of exotic spices because you’re the spiciest person in the office; supple leather because you wear it as part of your girl group, Subtle Sexuality; a hint of gasoline because everyone knows you’re a little bit crazy and would absolutely go full-on Waiting to Exhale if need be.
Scent Notes: A glass of whisky paired with a glass of bay rum aftershave with just a hint of lime squeezed in (because alcohol is an aphrodisiac, and nothing is better than mixing liquor and accidental aftershave to really get the party started); the best Pretzel Day toppings: chocolate chips and toffee nuts. And cocoa absolut.
Scent Notes: Cinnamon. Cinnamon doughnuts. Yum.
Scent Notes: Oaked vanilla and benzoin resin swirl among a blooming bouquet of cassia, juniper, hyacinth, narcissus, and poppy with hints of sage, freshly turned dirt, coumarin, and camphor.
Scent Notes: Clouds of fluffy peppermint goodness.
Scent Notes: Hard lemon candy that fizzes a little. A subtle creamy undertone.
Scent Notes: A giant scoop of lime, orange, raspberry rainbow sherbet.
Scent Notes: Old fashioned rootbeer hard candies with an herbal sassafras finish.
Scent Notes: Fizzing bright cherry candies.
Scent Notes: Tiny pastilles that melt in your mouth. A refreshing treat for a very hot day.
Scent Notes: A swirl of spices (wormwood, ginger, and aniseed) play with a bright top note of red mandarin. Resins and a touch of animalic musk create a lingering base note.
Scent Notes: Vanilla bourbon, oudh wood, sandalwood.
Scent Notes: Golden amber, black patchouli, citrus, warm woods.
Scent Notes: A smoky cedar fire, cactus flower, black currant, tobacco.
Scent Notes: Driftwood, sea spray, beach grass, vetiver, lemongrass, clary sage.
Scent Notes: A juicy blend of figs and blackcurrants, grounded in cedarwood and bergamot, with a sparkling dash of pink peppercorn.
Scent Notes: A masculine leaning fragrance of rich oudh wood, laubdanum, violets, and a touch of coriander, all in a heady African musk base.
Scent Notes: Heather, osmanthus, black Jasmine, cedarwood, white musk.
Scent Notes: Spicy carnation, cornflowers and jasmine, rich myrrh and elemi.
Scent Notes: Rich honeysuckle, huckleberries, white musk and tonka.
Scent Notes: Paper whites, daffodils, gardenias and wisteria, osmanthus and monoi tiare, cactus flower, and a hint of rain.
Scent Notes: Oleander, narcissus, spiced chai, dirt, and leather.
Scent Notes: A greenhouse full of lush, pink, blooming peonies, oakmoss and grass among patches of clover and aloe in the forest.
Scent Notes: Cherry blossoms, Freesia, grapefruit, and yuzu.
Scent Notes: Linden blossom, lotus, violets, greens and hay accord. White amber, honeycomb and rain.
Scent Notes: Peaty oak moss, lemon verbena, frankincense, a double shot of aged bourbon, smoky sandalwood.
Scent Notes: Newly cut grass on a hot summer day; smoky white musk; sweet Meyer lemon; real ginger; white tea; a fresh-picked Valencia orange.
Scent Notes: White thyme, freshly ground black pepper, black jasmine, amber.
Scent Notes: Rosemary, finely grated ginger, cedarwood, fresh mahogany, teak.
Scent Notes: Smoky meat (mmm, bacon), campfire, sweet cherry tobacco.
Scent Notes: The clashing of heavy leather meeting silky peppermint; smoke and cinnamon; snow and blood orange.
Scent Notes: Ocean air, lemon and lime, thunderstorms, gloomy, rainy afternoons, tears
Scent Notes: Ancient incense burnt in a tomb of darkness; the blood of a hundred dragons; Bay Laurel; pure, raw honey.
Scent Notes: Juniper, neroli, patchouli, cedar planks, sage, saffron.
Scent Notes: Supple leather, smoky sandalwood.
Scent Notes: Fresh orange, spicy cinnamon, white musk, and freshly ground nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Pine needles, cedar planks, eucalyptus, mossy oak, fresh lemon verbena.
Scent Notes: Rich spices, fields of lavender, bergamot black tea.
Scent Notes: A freshly popped bottle of champagne, a ripe, juicy peach, crisp cotton sheets, an English rose garden, ruby pomegranates, herbaceous sage, neroli.
Scent Notes: The tangy musk of a frightened animal running for its life, smoke from the flames of a divinatory fire made by the Lord of Light himself, carrot seed oil applied liberally to the dead body of a hero to help raise him from beyond the pale, ancient incense wafting from the back of a chapel, spicy cinnamon sticks procured from an ancient, trusted, and tired market vendor.
Scent Notes: A perfect pink orchid gleaming on a windowsill, a bouquet of lily of the valley clutched in the hands of a sobbing bride, well-oiled rosewood chess pieces knocked over in a rage mid-match from atop a large teak dining table.
Scent Notes: Amber, a pint of oatmeal stout, pure golden honey.
Scent Notes: Rich, fluffy buttercream frosting, real vanilla, pure lemon.
Scent Notes: An abandoned wood cabin in the middle of the forest, the spicy aromas drifting through the air of a Mediterranean bazaar, black musky ancient catacombs beneath the earth, somehow full of sandalwood musk yet no living soul can be seen, the bodies of hundreds of men lining the walls, threatening to tumble onto you and trap you for eternity in their hallowed, haunted hallways.
Scent Notes: Lemon, fresh lemon verbena, fancy dark chocolate.
Scent Notes: Peaty oakmoss from an expensive bottle of Scotch you only drink from on special occasions, a carpet of clover on the floor of an ancient enchanted forest, a piece of overpriced-yet-worth-it avocado toast from that hipster cafe that always has a 2 hour wait but is actually, surprisingly worth it, sitting under the dense canopy of a grove of giant red oak trees and enjoying the stillness and silence.
Scent Notes: Vanilla, juicy green fig, freshly tanned leather.
Scent Notes: Rich chocolate, patchouli, freshly whipped buttercream, peasant dirt.
Scent Notes: Licorice, anise, smoky campfire, fresh cedarwood.
Scent Notes: A thick cloud of Egyptian musk drifting from the stall of an outdoor market on an overcast afternoon. Coconut milk bought from a vendor hung with pikake flowers, as you rest in a field of sunflowers against an oak tree gazing at the bodies of your enemies.
Scent Notes: Toasted marshmallows, church incense, frankincense and myrrh, tuberose, a drop of animalic musk.
Scent Notes: Warm, musky vanilla dusted with cinnamon and sugar, kitten fur, a cozy flannel blanket.
Scent Notes: Honey fresh from the comb, ripe, juicy figs and lychees, and salty pistachios on your fanciest platter, awaiting the addition of the star of the show: cheese. (Cheese not included.)
Scent Notes: Freshly baked black bread with honey and butter. A hot and crispy chicken basting away with dalmatian sage, white thyme, rosemary, and pepper.
Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers, but with a large dash of zesty orange citrus, ripe grapefruit, and a hint of bergamot.
Scent Notes: Blood accord, blood oranges, and vanilla cream.
Scent Notes: All the possible death notes together: patchouli, a bouquet of roses, lavender, and powdery violets, warm honey, milk, wax, and a drop of indole to seal the deal.
Scent Notes: A totally unapologetic haunted cathedral. Rich, dark resins, thick incense, beeswax candles, frankincense and myrrh. Cool stone floors and cloves, red musk and sassafras. Clary sage and wormwood. Guiac wood and patchouli, and a whisper of black jasmine, and wait … what’s that smell? Oh wow, yeah, that’s some animalic musk right there. Whoa. Intense, feral, but oddly satisfying when mixed with all the other scents of this clearly spooky cathedral.
Scent Notes: Old leatherbound books, a cup of hot chai tea, scones, and elegant cold cream … and meat, obviously.
Scent Notes: Rain, salt spray, green fig, warm sunshine in a fresh meadow.
Scent Notes: White thyme, dalmation sage, sweetgrass, gunsmoke.
Scent Notes: Palmarosa, cactus flower, yuzu, mango, dirt, leather.
Scent Notes: Golden honey, rich leather.
Scent Notes: Glowing amber, vanilla, smoked patchouli, roses.
Scent Notes: Dark chocolate, dirt, incense, black pepper.
Scent Notes: Tobacco, vanilla, gunsmoke, leather, sandalwood.
Scent Notes: Petrichor, bergamot, fresh green air, galbanum, guiac wood.
Scent Notes: A fearless blend of tuberose, sweet oud, nicotina, and rosewood.
Scent Notes: Sage, orange blossom, white tea, cherry blossom, ylang ylang, juniper, nag champa, spicy ginger.
Scent Notes: Grapefruit, bergamot, white thyme, dalmation sage, black pepper.
Scent Notes: Gunsmoke, ginger, wasabi, dragon's blood, metal.
Scent Notes: Rosemary, vanilla, amber, honey.ABSINTHE
Scent Notes: Absinthe, glowing red musk, bitter accord, myrrh, vetiver.
Scent Notes: Amaretto, vanilla cream, a sprinkle of nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Rich chocolatey stout, a comfy flannel shirt, allspice, sandalwood, vanilla bean.
Scent Notes: Eggnog sprinkled with allspice, ginger, cardamom, and nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Frangelico, butterscotch candies, black oud, amber.
Scent Notes: Hot buttered rum, bright oranges, spices.
Scent Notes: Rich hot cocoa with mountains of fluffy marshmallows and a touch of coconut cream pie, tempered with a touch of patchouli and incense.
Scent Notes: Strong black tea, lemon, honey, and a touch of cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Irish cream, salted caramel, espresso.
Scent Notes: Red wine mulled with cinammon, oranges, brown sugar and pepper, grapefruit and cardamom, and a hint of bitter accord.
Scent Notes: White musk, rosemary, fresh-picked lavender, pine needles, cedarwood, bay laurel.
Scent Notes: A bottle of delicious merlot, freshly squeezed lime, a clover field, copper, stormy ocean water.
Scent Notes: Three types of sage: blackberry, dalmatian, and juniper, cactus flower, gasoline, musty white musk.
“It’s really quite simple,” Captain Mansplain said. “I found your secret lair in the easiest way: you sent me a note to come here to, I believe you said, ‘Meet my doom.’” He made exaggerated air quotes as he said it, because of course he did. “Although I don’t believe you really meant that, and let me explain why.”
“No, that’s exactly what I--” Feminista started to say.
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Scent Notes: A cauldron full of a dark, bubbling, poisonous liquid with a distinct animal musk note wafting from the fumes and simmering bubbles, oudh wood, spicy dragon’s blood.
Captain Mansplain awoke in a dungeon he didn’t recognize, with a splitting headache. “This is definitely not my own personal dungeon, where I have absolutely never awoken after a rowdy night with a woman I most sincerely did not pay for who robbed me and locked me in my own dungeon. I’d recognize that place. This dungeon is most sincerely a foreign dungeon. Probably that rotten Feminista’s place. Ugh.”
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Scent Notes: A freshly baked vanilla cupcake topped with buttercream, and marzipan, sprinkled with burnt sugar and a small drizzle of honey, left on the countertop with a lovely note telling you to eat it, and you have no reason at all to suspect that it’s poisoned except for that slightly faint hint of wormwood coming through the sweetness but hey, someone needs to eat this delicious cupcake right? There’s no way this could end poorly.
Captain Mansplain found himself, once again, in a large room in Feminista’s evil hideout. The room was empty except for a large compressed air pipe about midway up the wall behind him. He suspected cameras must be mounted somewhere in the ceiling, although he didn’t see any.
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Scent Notes: Cedar logs burning in the great outdoors, smoky patchouli, Balsam of Peru (fancy, we know), a lavender grove on a perfect spring day, a sprinkle of anise.
Captain Mansplain laid on his back on the floor of the empty room, trapped in Feminista’s evil hideout. Oh, the humanity. Maybe he really had come to this terrible place to die. Maybe this is what happens when you make yourself a superhero. Perhaps the world doesn’t *need* a Captain Mansplain. Maybe he really is a bad superhero.
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Scent Notes: A bottle of expensive Merlot, crisp Anjou pear, a ripe Valencia orange, tart lemon, juicy kumquat. Basically, really delicious sangria.
Captain Mansplain awoke, not for the first time, in Feminista’s secret island lair. Only this time, he was tied to a post that was hanging from the ceiling in a large room, completely unable to move. His mouth was shut with duct tape, and he could tell that the side of his face was bruised and aching. The metal floor felt hot beneath his feet, and it appeared that the floor could slide apart, like so many evil villain’s lair floors are wont to do. (Who makes slidable floors? He wondered to himself. Is that a good business to get into? Maybe I should try that. I wonder if I could wear a cape on the job?) He would have expressed his thoughts aloud, and indeed he was trying to, but the duct tape made it impossible to talk, so he was mostly chewing on it.
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Scent Notes: Intense ambergris, freshly ground cardamom pods, molten honey, cocoa absolute, benzoin tree resin. (Note: if you get this scent as a perfume oil, some separation may occur; that’s perfectly natural!)
MISC. HOUSE SCENTS
Scent Notes: A blend of rich honeys and ambers mingle with gentle tendrils of smoke.
Scent Notes: Sticky marshmallow, three kinds of coffee, no limits.
Scent Notes: Sheaves of paper, coriander, white amber, decadent vanilla.
Scent Notes: Traditionally masculine notes of lavender and violets mingle with bergamot and sandalwood in the warmth of the desert.
Scent Notes: Bright pink peppercorns poured into a new pepper mill, an open, grassy field full of delicate purple heliotrope flowers just before a rainstorm, little bubbles popping in a glass of expensive champagne, freshly-torn basil, a juicy tangerine, tonka bean.
Scent Notes: A picnic breakfast in the forest: tiny cups of espresso, smoky, black pepper-coated bacon, white thyme, fennel, pine and fir trees, clary sage, a squeeze of lime.
Scent Notes: All the pink things: bubblegum, sparkling pink lemonade, peach blossoms, and pink peonies, plus a swirl of brand name vanilla, pure golden honey, and sweet fluffy marshmallows.
Many perfumers have attempted to recreate the scent of Marie Antoinette’s famous perfume over the years, because apparently, it smelled *that* good. Perfumers with Actual Training at Proper Amazing Perfume Schools have called their creations lovely things, like Sillage de la Reign (loosely, Scent of the Queen). We, however, could never claim to....continue reading here
Scent Notes: Orange blossoms, jasmine, tuberose, cedarwood, violets, lavender, sandalwood, rose, animalic musk, and greens.
Scent Notes: Opens with the rich, warm aroma of buttered popcorn. Next comes raspberries, lemons, and green figs. Sweet oud lingers as a heart note.
Scent Notes: Froot loops (strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, cherry), extra sugary milk, vanilla, baby powder.
Scent Notes: Vanilla, leather, whiskey, amber, frankincense, cypress, oud, and musk.
Scent Notes: You know when people describe a perfume as smelling like "an old lady"? This is that scent, on purpose. Dusty, powdery rose, peony, and oud wood. We like to think of it as "classic."
Scent Notes: Sugared tuberose, suede and lemongrass, orris and sandalwood.
Scent Notes: A white floral of jasmine, magnolia, and frangipani with bright undercurrents of birch, fennel, and hyssop. Ylang ylang and white tea create a nuanced experienced, and a drop of indole adds sophistication.
Scent Notes: Hot metal, gasoline and smoke blend with an unapologetic feminine bouquet of pink peonies, gardenias, and sweet Meyer lemons.
Scent Notes: Expensive lipstick and beauty cream play against a backdrop of fallen autumn leaves, with whiffs of smoke, gunpowder, and cedarwood linger in the air.
Scent Notes: Juicy pineapple covered in salted caramel with pops of sparkling lemon verbena.
Scent Notes: A classic blend of sparkling peppermint with rich vanilla.
Scent Notes: An herb garden with a large, decadent rosebush that just started growing and blooming magnificent, fragrant red roses overnight out of nowhere, warm amber, and sumptuous vanilla.
Scent Notes: A burst of bright, beautiful peonies, expensive vanilla, rich white chocolate.
Scent Notes: Blood red cherries covered in dark chocolate, exotic spices, a dash of patchouli.
Scent Notes: A green tea latte made with rice milk, stacks of spreadsheets printed on expensive legal paper, hints of supple leather and a fizzy glass of champagne with tart strawberries inside.
Scent Notes: Patchouli, ripe figs covered in dark chocolate, a cabinet full of imported spices behind a bouquet of brightly blooming flowers.
Scent Notes: Sparkling heliotrope, orris, and orange blossom, a wisp of incense, cardamom, and white thyme.
Scent Notes: Freshly picked apples from one of those hipster apple orchards where everyone goes to wear flannel, beanies, and pick gigantic bushels of apples and take a ton of pictures for Instagram, except the apples are actually delicious and worth it, And those apples are in a pie. A delicious, warm pie. With melty vanilla ice cream and spices. Damn, math is awesome.
Scent Notes: A hopeful springtime garden: Tomato leaf, heliotrope, galbanum, petrichor, sweetgrass and clary sage. lemon verbena and freshly turned soil.
Scent Notes: Sweet, crisp apples with ginger and lemongrass on a bed of freshly fallen autumn leaves.
Scent Notes: A hearty slice of coconut cream pie eaten outside on a hot summer day after you’ve slathered your body in your favorite coconut-scented sunscreen, the air swirling with notes of sandalwood, vetiver, sassafras, and cumin CO2.
Scent Notes: A cauldron of herbs float in black, golden, and white ambers. Fir needles, cedarwood, and autumn leaves against a backdrop of pumpkin spice and sassafras.
Scent Notes: Oaked vanilla and benzoin resin swirl among a blooming bouquet of cassia, juniper, hyacinth, narcissus, and poppy with hints of sage, freshly turned dirt, coumarin, and camphor.
Scent Notes: A perfect pumpkin puree dotted with clouds of rich cream.
Scent Notes: A steaming hot cup of slightly bitter black tea with cinnamon, cardamom, and warm honey fresh from the hive, dark chocolate truffles full of espresso and rum, a sunset bonfire full of freshly fallen autumn leaves, woodsmoke, clary sage, guaiac wood, and sandalwood, with swirls of dragonsblood and copal resins, patchouli, and amber in the air.
Scent Notes: Marshmallow and ginger mingle with fallen leaves, amber, and a freshly chopped pile of firewood.
Scent Notes: White angelica, clary sage, wormwood and myrrh for protection from plague long ago, copal resin and monoi tiare, red mandarin, pink peppercorn, and grapefruit, ginger ale, sparkling aldehyde, and mimosa absolute. None of these things should go together, but they do, just like these strange days.
Scent Notes: Sandalwood, aged tobacco absolute and vanilla absolute, spicy cardamom and nutmeg.
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Scent Notes: Vanilla absolute, lavender, red musk, spices.
Scent Notes: Fresh grapefruit, a big glass of champagne, sweet pumpkin, freshly washed and starched sheets, a crisp Bartlett pear, a sprig of lavender.
Scent Notes: Rose absolute, honeycomb, and sandalwood.
Scent Notes: Red apples, orange apricots, yellow butterscotch and champagne, green spearmint, blue heliotrope, purple lilacs and violets, mixed with a shitton of rainbows.
Scent Notes: A delightfully feminine blend of lavender, vanilla, honey nectar, and a light floral aldehyde.
Scent Notes: Black tea with a generous tot of whiskey. Grapefruit for a touch of bitter and a drop of vetiver. Nag champa and rosewood make a rich base.
Scent Notes: Your best friend just showed up at your door with a gorgeous bouquet of peach blossoms, lavender, gardenia, and sweet peas, along with a jar of your favorite, outrageously expensive beauty cream, and a freshly baked vanilla cupcake covered in vanilla frosting from the French bakery down the street.
Scent Notes: Red Mandarin and rich honey create a sweet first impression, luring you into smoke, patchouli, gunpowder and... Is that gasoline? Clearly, an evil plan is afoot!
Scent Notes: Pears, cucumber, hay accord, ginger lily, cardamom, suede.
Scent Notes: Immortale absolute, chamomile, cassia and copal resin, floral aldehyde, and iso-e.
Scent Notes: A fist full of cash, the last glass of champagne, green tea, peppermint (like a mint? Get it?), coumarin and sassafras.
Scent Notes: your mother’s expensive cold cream that she dutifully applied every night and now you do, too, mixed with fragrant, sumptuous black cherries.
Scent Notes: Orchids and chamomile blend with lavender, ylang ylang and hyssop. Peach blossom, sandalwood, and sparkling aldehyde bring lift and depth.