Discontinued Scent Notes
What's this?
Well, we rotate some (ok, a lot!) of our fragrances annually. Some of our suppliers stop making seasonal ingredients, and also we get bored and need space in the lab for new things.
The intention here is to have an imperfect, constantly added-to list. I'm copying and pasting directly off of our shop notes to get the first big batch up and running. You'll notice that it isn't formatted perfectly, and there will be misspellings here and there. I had to either let my perfectionism go, or never, ever do it. It is here, and it is perfectly imperfect!
I've also included all of the stories, because they make me smile! It's a very long document, so I suggest you use CTRL+F or another search method of your choice to skip through to what you're looking for. Enjoy!
SOLAR WITCHES COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Fresh air, sweet limes, lychees and hay with a deep sassafras base.
Scent Notes: Two vanillas, chai tea, sticky benzoin resin, white amber, and many, many old books.
Scent Notes: Burning leaves, gunpowder, leather, cardamom, clove.
Scent Notes: Rosewood, guiac wood, and mahogany form the rich heart. Labdanum, hyssop, and a mossy forest floor meld with a drop of animalic musk.
Scent Notes: Bright stone fruits, petrichor and fresh turned garden soil, atlas cedarwood, daisies, and galbanum.
Scent Notes: Fresh baking black bread with honey and butter, dalmation sage, white thyme, rosemary.
Scent Notes: Rich vanilla and tonka, Indian sandalwood and black oud, a drop of patchouli.
Scent Notes: Red and white musks, hay accord, pumpkins, blood oranges, burning leaves, white amber.
Scent Notes: A truly rare blend of mosswater, copal resin, ylang ylang, and black musk.
MOUTHY BROAD COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Fresh peppermint, chamomile, cognac essential oil, spicy ginger, Egyptian musk, and fennel.
Scent Notes: Black sheets in a mess in the late afternoon sun. A cup of steaming tea from Tibet with milk and a dash of wormwood, you minx. Pink peppercorn and Egyptian musk because you’re classic like that.
Scent Notes: A cloud of cigar smoke, freshly picked roses, a full glass of whiskey.
WOODLAND CREATURES COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Buttery tonka bean with tobacco flowers and cream. A swift bite of cognac essential oil and creamy copal resin.
Scent Notes: Samoa cookies: Chocolate, caramel and coconut; drying down to the rich loam of a mossy cedar forest floor.
Scent Notes: Candied peonies, green tea, floral aldehydes and cucumbers, Egyptian musk and a drop of animalic stink.
Scent Notes: Rich, dark Indian sandalwood balanced perfectly with vanilla bean, with a deep, red base of spiced resins.
Scent Notes: Oakmoss on a hill of freshly turned earth, fennel, bright pink peppercorns, and atlas cedarwood.
Scent Notes: A masculine blend of cherry tobacco, atlas cedarwood, forest accord and rosewood, blended with a fresh, rich spiced mango.
ELEMENTS COLLECTION
Scent Notes: This scent starts off with a bang of gasoline that dissipates quickly to a sparkly, light blend of lychees, orris, and coconut CO2. It’s a hand grenade full of sparkles in scent form, basically.
Scent Notes: A garden full of blooming paperwhites, linen sheets drying in the summer breeze with hints of white amber, coriander, and paper.
Scent Notes: If you’ve ever wanted to smell downright earthy, this multilayered blend of all things dirty, woody, and spicy is for you. Atlas cedarwood, cassia, carrot seed oil, dirty amber, allspice, and dank balsam peru combine into a scent we’d describe as delightfully filthy.
Scent Notes: Incense and woodsmoke hang in the air, mingling with dragon’s blood, freshly ground black and pink peppercorns, camphor, allspice, and cardamom, making a delightfully smoky, spicy, sexy scent.
Scent Notes: Sweetgrass growing along the banks of a crystal clear river with a hint of wintergreen in the air.
SUMMER BERRIES
Scent Notes: Blackcurrant jam with undertones of black tea and rosewood.
Scent Notes: Blueberry spice cake made with cardamom and a touch of coumarin, drizzled with brown sugar glaze.
Scent Notes: A bottle of old honeyed elderberry wine found in the cool corner of the cellar, with a whisper of the powdery soil from the earthen walls.
Scent Notes: Gooseberry and lilacs, and a touch of honey.
Scent Notes: Wild huckleberries picked from a cedar forest in a misty, wet morning. Oakmoss, rain and cloudy skies.
Scent Notes: Fizzy gin cocktail with ginger ale, tonka, and tobacco flower.
Scent Notes: Raspberries in heavy cream with a dash of vanilla, cinnamon and cardamom.
Scent Notes: A dozen freshly-dipped dark chocolate coated strawberries on a golden platter, a crystal champagne flute filled with Dom Perignon resting beside them.
SWEET SHOPPE COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Clouds of fluffy peppermint goodness.
Scent Notes: Hard lemon candy that fizzes a little. A subtle creamy undertone.
Scent Notes: A giant scoop of lime, orange, raspberry rainbow sherbet.
Scent Notes: Fizzing bright cherry candies.
Scent Notes: Tiny pastilles that melt in your mouth. A refreshing treat for a very hot day.
ANCIENT TEAS COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Grassy green tea, vibrant purple orchids, blooming cherry blossoms, rice milk.
Scent Notes: Many strong cups of black tea, burnt sugar, a library of old books, leather.
Scent Notes: Soothing chamomile tea, with a touch of lemon, spearmint, and a drop of honey.
Scent Notes: Spicy chai tea with apricots and honey.
Scent Notes: Blooming gardenia, lychees, red tea, fragrant jasmine, rosehip.
Scent Notes: Deceptively delicious bergamot black tea, fresh milk, honey straight from the hive, oat milk, freshly grated ginger and nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Fragrant white tea, grated ginger, saffron, a field of lavender swaying in a cool breeze, carrot seed oil, damp pine needles.
SUMMER FRUIT TREES
Scent Notes: Juicy acai berries covered in rich, dark chocolate. Fresh, cold rice milk and crisp white musk.
Scent Notes: Fresh, tangy apricots, fizzing bubbles, a dash of herbal sage.
Scent Notes: Creamy coconut, swirls of black musk and vanilla, fresh green petitgrain, island beach grasses, and a hint of ocean breeze.
Scent Notes: Ripe dragon fruit on a crystal plate next to a tall glass of lemonade on a sun-filled porch, while whiffs of tropical vanilla swirl through the air.
Scent Notes: Warm late summer figs offered on a platter with warm honeycomb, almonds, coumarin, and sips of red wine. Healthy. This is healthy.
Scent Notes: Fizzing fresh green limes, wild labadanum and tonka with champagne bubbles.
Scent Notes: Mangoes with fresh green galbanum and bright pink peppercorns. A whisper of cardamom and sea salt, served under black linen canopies.
Scent Notes: Nectarines in a cool, still pool of water, crisp rice milk.
Scent Notes: Passionfruit, bright green tomato leaf, frangipani blooms, and a pinch of heliotrope flower.
Scent Notes: Sun-warmed summer peaches, a hint of summer rainstorms and the smell of lush, green, growing things. Ice cold fizzy drinks and tonka bean.
Scent Notes: Hot, crisp pear tart drizzled with caramel. Drowned in heavy cream spiced with cardamom, cinnamon, and a touch of vanilla.
Scent Notes: Ruby red pomegranate seeds over vanilla ice cream.
SUMMER GLAZE SCENTS
Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers.
Scent Notes: That perfect 70's memory of herbalicious lemon verbena.
Scent Notes: Sweet malted pears.
Scent Notes: A lush blend of juicy, ripe plums and plum blossom.
SUMMER COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Pear, fig, blueberry, ylang ylang.
Scent Notes: Fresh, tart pineapple and red mandarin, tonka bean, and a touch of whipped cream.
Scent Notes: The spray of the ocean on your face on a cool summer morning, a ripe kumquat plucked straight off the tree, crisp cotton sheets drying on a line in a field full of daisies.
Scent Notes: Creamy coconutty suntan lotion, rich vanillas, and salty sea air.
Scent Notes: Spring meadow, rain, summer storms.
Scent Notes: Grass, tangerine, neroli, jasmine, honeysuckle.
THE MANLY MEN COLLECTION
Scent Notes: A swirl of spices (wormwood, ginger, and aniseed) play with a bright top note of red mandarin. Resins and a touch of animalic musk create a lingering base note.
Scent Notes: Vanilla bourbon, oudh wood, sandalwood.
Scent Notes: Golden amber, black patchouli, citrus, warm woods.
Scent Notes: A smoky cedar fire, cactus flower, black currant, tobacco.
Scent Notes: Driftwood, sea spray, beach grass, vetiver, lemongrass, clary sage.
Scent Notes: A juicy blend of figs and blackcurrants, grounded in cedarwood and bergamot, with a sparkling dash of pink peppercorn.
Scent Notes: A masculine leaning fragrance of rich oudh wood, laubdanum, violets, and a touch of coriander, all in a heady African musk base.
AWKWARD BANDITS COLLECTION
Scent Notes: So much blueberry (like Violet Beauregard levels of blueberry), freshly squeezed lemon, fancy vanilla, a little bear jar of honey. Squeaky requested Snozberry, but that’s not a thing. Basically it smells like a blue Slurpee, but a really expensive, delicious blue Slurpee you’d have to pay a lot of money for (no more stealing!).
Scent Notes: Juicy, plump strawberries, sweet hazelnut toffee, a fresh grass stain on the knee of your favorite pair of jeans, animalic musk, the kind an animal gives off when it’s being threatened by someone wanting to throw down fisticuffs.
Scent Notes: Oakmoss, African musk, bergamot and yuzu, grapefruit and white florals.
Scent Notes: Honeyed vanilla, guiac and rose woods, patchouli.
Scent Notes: A tart lemon meringue with a touch of vanilla. And gunpower. Because of course.
Scent Notes: Tuberose, white magnolia blossom, crisply folded cotton sheets, Egyptian musk, a freshly poured Hefeweizen beer in a frosty cold mug.
Scent Notes: Sweet salted caramel, almond, a freshly opened jar of pure Canadian maple butter, coconut milk.
Scent Notes: Spiced incense in the hot desert, a drop of ylang ylang.
Scent Notes: A seaside quay on a windy day. Kelp, moss, and a hint of lime mingle with tobacco bay leaves. The metal of old boats and a hint of gunpowder linger on the salty breeze.
Scent Notes: A very-not mainstream blend of peonies and chai. Ginger, honey, and white musk make something delicious and... You probably haven't heard of them.
Scent Notes: A spiky, juicy pineapple, a sprig of cilantro, freshly squeezed lime juice, passionfruit, mango. Think of the fanciest frozen daiquiri at your local hipster bar; that’s exactly what this blend smells like.
COMPASS ROSE COLLECTION
Scent Notes: The ocean on a stormy morning; crisp white sails floating in the breeze, anchored to a mossy, kelp-strewn ship; pipe tobacco; bay rum; a perfect red rose and a lingering touch of vanilla. The perfect balance of refreshing, oceanic notes fading into crisp, light, slightly feminine notes.
Scent Notes: Hot red sands, exotic spices weave through petals of black jasmine, dragon’s blood and ocean spray.
Scent Notes: A classic woody, green chypre with a base of labadanum, bergamot, oakmoss and patchouli. A green accord twines with a floral topnote of Lily of the valley, and a citrus splash of red Brazilian mandarin. Atlas cedarwood and a deep, rich sandalwood complete the mellow base notes.
Scent Notes: A gourmand swirl of honeyed chocolate with a smokey undertone of palo santo. Sandalwood, black musk, coumarin and a drop of camphor create a mysterious, dark undercurrent.
Scent Notes: Peppermint swirls in warm vanilla milk with cardamom. Candle wax, cedar, and lush, green galbanum.
SUPERBLOOM COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Heather, osmanthus, black Jasmine, cedarwood, white musk.
Scent Notes: Spicy carnation, cornflowers and jasmine, rich myrrh and elemi.
Scent Notes: Rich honeysuckle, huckleberries, white musk and tonka.
Scent Notes: Paper whites, daffodils, gardenias and wisteria, osmanthus and monoi tiare, cactus flower, and a hint of rain.
Scent Notes: Oleander, narcissus, spiced chai, dirt, and leather.
Scent Notes: A greenhouse full of lush, pink, blooming peonies, oakmoss and grass among patches of clover and aloe in the forest.
Scent Notes: Cherry blossoms, Freesia, grapefruit, and yuzu.
Scent Notes: Linden blossom, lotus, violets, greens and hay accord. White amber, honeycomb and rain.
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND COLLECTION
Scent Notes: A sultry blend of amber and lilacs, with dark chocolate and classic magnolias and orchids.
Scent Notes: Rosewood and amber with a blend of cedarwood, cypress and blackberry sage. A dash of scotch whiskey, Egyptian musk and black tea.
Scent Notes: White roses and peonies, plums and apples, white musk and dragon's blood.
Scent Notes: Sugared vanilla cinnamon, tonka, and blood oranges. Bitter accord, sandalwood, and white musk.
Scent Notes: Key lime cheesecake with graham cracker crust.
THE BOOZY CHRISTMAS COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Absinthe, glowing red musk, bitter accord, myrrh, vetiver.
Scent Notes: Amaretto, vanilla cream, a sprinkle of nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Rich chocolatey stout, a comfy flannel shirt, allspice, sandalwood, vanilla bean.
Scent Notes: Eggnog sprinkled with allspice, ginger, cardamom, and nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Frangelico, butterscotch candies, black oud, amber.
Scent Notes: Hot buttered rum, bright oranges, spices.
Scent Notes: Rich hot cocoa with mountains of fluffy marshmallows and a touch of coconut cream pie, tempered with a touch of patchouli and incense.
Scent Notes: Strong black tea, lemon, honey, and a touch of cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Irish cream, salted caramel, espresso.
Scent Notes: Red wine mulled with cinnamon, oranges, brown sugar and pepper, grapefruit and cardamom, and a hint of bitter accord.
THE SUPERNATURAL COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Toasted marshmallows, church incense, frankincense and myrrh, tuberose.
DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC, SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKEHOLE
Scent Notes: Cool night air and leather seats, peach pie, salt and sparkling aldehydes.
Scent Notes: Mexican hot chocolate with warm milk and spices, a well worn flannel shirt, and liquid pools of amber.
Scent Notes: Oatmeal stout, oak trees at night, the smell of a freshly fired Colt, incense from church, your favorite flannel shirt.
Scent Notes: You're walking through a meadow full of flowers towards an old lemon tree when it begins to drizzle. You dance in the rain, amongst the flowers. You're having the best time, when you catch a whiff of metal. The Chevy you know all too well has pulled up to take you on an adventure.
Scent Notes: Hot metal, campfires in the woods and old books, flannel shirts and a touch of coriander.
STEEL ROSES: SELF-AWARE FAIRY TALES COLLECTION
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young woman named Aurora who lived with her overly-protective parents, formerly the king and queen of the land, and three crazy aunts. She spent most of her days in her tower bedroom, reading romance novels and daydreaming. Apparently, a woman who lived in town had not been invited to her first birthday party, and it pissed this lady off enough to put a curse on baby Aurora.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: A field of wild roses and lavender leading into the woods, cedar, a sprig of rosemary, freshly ground clove, bergamot.
Once upon a time, there was a young couple named Martha and John. One morning, they were sitting across from each other at the table, quietly eating breakfast. “Oooh, ouch!” Martha suddenly exclaimed, clutching her swollen stomach. “Darling, are you okay?” John asked. Martha was getting to be quite pregnant, nearly 8 months along, so every little thing she did or said immediately made John pay attention.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: White roses, gardenia, orange blossom, thyme, and Dalmatian sage in a summer thunderstorm, ripe grapefruit, kumquat, and red mandarin, white musk, neroli.
Once upon a time, there lived a young girl named Madeline. Her parents had adopted her at a young age. According to them, they were on a walk through the woods with her grandmother, and they found her quietly sitting under a tree. Nobody else was around, so they took the girl in and raised her as if she were their own. Which was convenient, as her father had been assigned female even before he had been born, so having the chance to take in a child seemed like a sign, or like something out of a fairy tale. Which is also convenient, because they were living in a fairy tale.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: The scent of one perfect wild rose against smoke, cedarwood, and supple leather.
Once upon a time, there lived two queens who were married to each other. They had been together for many years, and were growing old. While Madeline had been beautiful, it was her wife, Elizabeth, who was truly stunning. Her hair had been a bright shade of orange; now, it was mostly naturally white, but Elizabeth adhered to a strict hair dying schedule. Madeline aged gracefully, embracing and openly flaunting her wrinkles, scars, and white hair; Elizabeth would sooner die than show everyone what she perceived as her faults.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: A proper English garden blooming with bright red roses, sweet honey, sea salt, and dragonsblood.
Once upon a time, Snow White had reigned as queen for many years. She’d never been married, although she’d had a string of lovers, none had ever committed. What’s a queen without a king though? Historically speaking, more powerful and awesome, which is exactly what happened to Snow White. She had, though, successfully found seven brides for her seven brothers, and had a near-army of nieces and nephews who had grown up in the castle and she’d doted on as if they were her own.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: A vase full of blooming wild roses amid an impressive array of decadence: dark chocolate, vanilla bean, creamsicles, whisky and bourbon, and thickly cut, smoky bacon, all arranged in an old library in a dusty castle with wisps of patchouli in the air.
Sarah woke up with a start from a series of strange dreams. She’d been several different princesses, queens, and other fairy tale folk over the course of what was only a night, but had seemed like centuries. It really felt like she had been there; as if the worlds in her dreams were alive and bright, right before her very eyes. But that was impossible. Right?....Read more here.
Scent Notes: An enormous bouquet of mixed roses in a copper vase on a city street mingling with the metallic air, with whiffs of smoke, patchouli, dragonsblood, and incense from the hippie shop down the street.
Ellie sighed dramatically, rolling her eyes at her mother, Alice, who was relating for the thousandth time the odd stories of her childhood. It all sounded like a bunch of fairy tale nonsense to her; absolutely impossible and far-too-conveniently wrapped up, with so many fantastical elements Alice might be on drugs at this very moment. Alice saw her daughter’s eye roll, and pointed a french fry in Ellie’s face. “Seriously! I fell through the mirror into an alternate universe! I spoke to flowers and a giant caterpillar and had to outrun being beheaded by an evil queen using a flamingo as a croquet mallet!”.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: Tiny wild roses blooming on the forest floor, rich, spiced rosewood, vanilla laced with patchouli and sweet resins.
Once upon a time, the queen was throwing a tantrum, again. She was pacing the halls of her wing of the castle, wailing to any and all who came near. Her staff dealt with this several times a week, so they were used to it. “There are NO PRINCESSES LEFT,” she wept, throwing pillows on the ground. “Nobody will love my son!” she wailed, emptying half her wardrobe into the room. “We will never have a royal heir! Our family is RUINED!” she screeched, smashing several vases. “My chambers are a MESS!” she screamed, throwing open the door to see two startled maids, who were waiting to be yelled at. “CLEAN THIS UP!” she yelled, striding down the hallway and ripping down a family pennant from the wall. “AND GET ME A NEW ONE OF WHATEVER THAT WAS,” she cried over her shoulder.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: Moss-covered stones warmed by the sun and shining with a recent rain. Wild roses, heather, tuberose and labdanum blend with a drop of oakmoss.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Cindy, who was currently in the midst of sighing dramatically. “Why does nobody take me seriously?” It was Friday at 9PM. It was also the earliest she’d been home all week — as a litigator trying to make partner at Tremaine Thomas LLP, ‘early’ evenings like this one were a rarity for her. She’d been drudging her way through for years, slowly working her way up. But it wasn’t easy, as she was earth-shatteringly beautiful, and nobody believed that she had a brain to match. Which was absurd; she had litigated some of the highest profile cases for the firm and, more importantly, WON them. A lot of her colleagues, however, thought she won only because she had a pretty face and juries naturally trusted beautiful people.... Read more here.
Scent Notes: A vase of blooming white roses next to a handmade journal overstuffed with pages. Spicy aromas of clove and cardamom waft through on the breeze from an open window.
THE BROKEN HEARTS COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Rich nougat of vanilla, tonka bean, and heavy cream poured over marshmallows.
Scent Notes: Salted dark chocolate truffles with spiced caramel cores, and a shot of whiskey.
Scent Notes: A fizzing glass of champagne filled with fresh strawberries.
Scent Notes: Butter pecan ice cream with tiny speckles of salt and crystalized honey.
Scent Notes: Decadent black forest cake with brown sugar, juicy cherries, and a hearty splash of cherry kirsch.
FROZEN EMBERS COLLECTION
Scent Notes: White thyme, freshly ground black pepper, black jasmine, amber.
Scent Notes: Rosemary, finely grated ginger, cedarwood, fresh mahogany, teak.
Scent Notes: Smoky meat (mmm, bacon), campfire, sweet cherry tobacco.
Scent Notes: The clashing of heavy leather meeting silky peppermint; smoke and cinnamon; snow and blood orange.
Scent Notes: Ancient incense burnt in a tomb of darkness; the blood of a hundred dragons; Bay Laurel; pure, raw honey.
Scent Notes: Juniper, neroli, patchouli, cedar planks, sage, saffron.
Scent Notes: Pine needles, cedar planks, eucalyptus, mossy oak, fresh lemon verbena.
Scent Notes: The tangy musk of a frightened animal running for its life, smoke from the flames of a divinatory fire made by the Lord of Light himself, carrot seed oil applied liberally to the dead body of a hero to help raise him from beyond the pale, ancient incense wafting from the back of a chapel, spicy cinnamon sticks procured from an ancient, trusted, and tired market vendor.
Scent Notes: A perfect pink orchid gleaming on a windowsill, a bouquet of lily of the valley clutched in the hands of a sobbing bride, well-oiled rosewood chess pieces knocked over in a rage mid-match from atop a large teak dining table.
Scent Notes: Rich chocolate, patchouli, freshly whipped buttercream, peasant dirt.
Scent Notes: Licorice, anise, smoky campfire, fresh cedarwood.
APRIL FOOL'S COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Honey fresh from the comb, ripe, juicy figs and lychees, and salty pistachios on your fanciest platter, awaiting the addition of the star of the show: cheese. (Cheese not included.)
Scent Notes: Freshly baked black bread with honey and butter. A hot and crispy chicken basting away with dalmatian sage, white thyme, rosemary, and pepper.
Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers, but with a large dash of zesty orange citrus, ripe grapefruit, and a hint of bergamot.
Scent Notes: Blood accord, blood oranges, and vanilla cream.
Scent Notes: A totally unapologetic haunted cathedral. Rich, dark resins, thick incense, beeswax candles, frankincense and myrrh. Cool stone floors and cloves, red musk and sassafras. Clary sage and wormwood. Guiac wood and patchouli, and a whisper of black jasmine, and wait … what’s that smell? Oh wow, yeah, that’s some animalic musk right there. Whoa. Intense, feral, but oddly satisfying when mixed with all the other scents of this clearly spooky cathedral.
Scent Notes: Old leatherbound books, a cup of hot chai tea, scones, and elegant cold cream … and meat, obviously.
FIREFLY-INSPIRED COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Rain, salt spray, green fig, warm sunshine in a fresh meadow.
Scent Notes: White thyme, dalmation sage, sweetgrass, gunsmoke.
CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL
Scent Notes: Palmarosa, cactus flower, yuzu, mango, dirt, leather.
Scent Notes: Golden honey, rich leather.
Scent Notes: Glowing amber, vanilla, smoked patchouli, roses.
Scent Notes: Dark chocolate, dirt, incense, black pepper.
Scent Notes: Tobacco, vanilla, gunsmoke, leather, sandalwood.
Scent Notes: Petrichor, bergamot, fresh green air, galbanum, guiac wood.
NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP ME
Scent Notes: A fearless blend of tuberose, sweet oud, nicotina, and rosewood.
Scent Notes: Sage, orange blossom, white tea, cherry blossom, ylang ylang, juniper, nag champa, spicy ginger.
Scent Notes: Grapefruit, bergamot, white thyme, dalmation sage, black pepper.
Scent Notes: Gunsmoke, ginger, wasabi, dragon's blood, metal.
Scent Notes: Rosemary, vanilla, amber, honey.
A VERY BOOZY CHRISTMAS
ABSINTHEScent Notes: Absinthe, glowing red musk, bitter accord, myrrh, vetiver.
Scent Notes: Amaretto, vanilla cream, a sprinkle of nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Rich chocolatey stout, a comfy flannel shirt, allspice, sandalwood, vanilla bean.
Scent Notes: Eggnog sprinkled with allspice, ginger, cardamom, and nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Frangelico, butterscotch candies, black oud, amber.
Scent Notes: Hot buttered rum, bright oranges, spices.
Scent Notes: Rich hot cocoa with mountains of fluffy marshmallows and a touch of coconut cream pie, tempered with a touch of patchouli and incense.
Scent Notes: Strong black tea, lemon, honey, and a touch of cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Irish cream, salted caramel, espresso.
Scent Notes: Red wine mulled with cinammon, oranges, brown sugar and pepper, grapefruit and cardamom, and a hint of bitter accord.
DR. FANTASTIC'S
Scent Notes: White musk, rosemary, fresh-picked lavender, pine needles, cedarwood, bay laurel.
DR. FANTASTIC'S PERFECT SOLUTION
Scent Notes: A bottle of delicious merlot, freshly squeezed lime, a clover field, copper, stormy ocean water.
Scent Notes: Three types of sage: blackberry, dalmatian, and juniper, cactus flower, gasoline, musty white musk.
THE VILLAINESS COLLECTION (or: The bumbling adventures of Captain Mansplain)
“It’s really quite simple,” Captain Mansplain said. “I found your secret lair in the easiest way: you sent me a note to come here to, I believe you said, ‘Meet my doom.’” He made exaggerated air quotes as he said it, because of course he did. “Although I don’t believe you really meant that, and let me explain why.”
“No, that’s exactly what I--” Feminista started to say.
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Scent Notes: A cauldron full of a dark, bubbling, poisonous liquid with a distinct animal musk note wafting from the fumes and simmering bubbles, oudh wood, spicy dragon’s blood.
Captain Mansplain awoke in a dungeon he didn’t recognize, with a splitting headache. “This is definitely not my own personal dungeon, where I have absolutely never awoken after a rowdy night with a woman I most sincerely did not pay for who robbed me and locked me in my own dungeon. I’d recognize that place. This dungeon is most sincerely a foreign dungeon. Probably that rotten Feminista’s place. Ugh.”
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Scent Notes: A freshly baked vanilla cupcake topped with buttercream, and marzipan, sprinkled with burnt sugar and a small drizzle of honey, left on the countertop with a lovely note telling you to eat it, and you have no reason at all to suspect that it’s poisoned except for that slightly faint hint of wormwood coming through the sweetness but hey, someone needs to eat this delicious cupcake right? There’s no way this could end poorly.
Captain Mansplain found himself, once again, in a large room in Feminista’s evil hideout. The room was empty except for a large compressed air pipe about midway up the wall behind him. He suspected cameras must be mounted somewhere in the ceiling, although he didn’t see any.
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Scent Notes: Cedar logs burning in the great outdoors, smoky patchouli, Balsam of Peru (fancy, we know), a lavender grove on a perfect spring day, a sprinkle of anise.
WE'RE REALLY NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I
Captain Mansplain laid on his back on the floor of the empty room, trapped in Feminista’s evil hideout. Oh, the humanity. Maybe he really had come to this terrible place to die. Maybe this is what happens when you make yourself a superhero. Perhaps the world doesn’t *need* a Captain Mansplain. Maybe he really is a bad superhero.
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Scent Notes: A bottle of expensive Merlot, crisp Anjou pear, a ripe Valencia orange, tart lemon, juicy kumquat. Basically, really delicious sangria.
Captain Mansplain awoke, not for the first time, in Feminista’s secret island lair. Only this time, he was tied to a post that was hanging from the ceiling in a large room, completely unable to move. His mouth was shut with duct tape, and he could tell that the side of his face was bruised and aching. The metal floor felt hot beneath his feet, and it appeared that the floor could slide apart, like so many evil villain’s lair floors are wont to do. (Who makes slidable floors? He wondered to himself. Is that a good business to get into? Maybe I should try that. I wonder if I could wear a cape on the job?) He would have expressed his thoughts aloud, and indeed he was trying to, but the duct tape made it impossible to talk, so he was mostly chewing on it.
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Scent Notes: Intense ambergris, freshly ground cardamom pods, molten honey, cocoa absolute, benzoin tree resin. (Note: if you get this scent as a perfume oil, some separation may occur; that’s perfectly natural!)
MISC. HOUSE SCENTS
Scent Notes: Fresh grapefruit, a big glass of champagne, sweet pumpkin, freshly washed and starched sheets, a crisp Bartlett pear, a sprig of lavender.
Scent Notes: A sweet, floral blend of peony, freesia and apricot, with an uplifting note of bright pink cotton candy, the most expensive face cream you've ever seen, and a whiff of cold, hard cash.
Scent Notes: Rose absolute, honeycomb, and sandalwood.
Scent Notes: A blend of rich honeys, sticky, thick dragonsblood resin, beeswax, rosewood, a touch of patchouli, and vanilla absolute.
Scent Notes: Red apples, orange apricots, yellow butterscotch and champagne, green spearmint, blue heliotrope, purple lilacs and violets, mixed with a shitton of rainbows.
Scent Notes: Raspberry lambic with elderberry syrup, thick, resinous dragonsblood, and elegant amber spheres.
Scent Notes: Cardamom, dragonsblood, bergamot, light musk.
Scent Notes: Red roses, ocean spray, sea mosses.
Scent Notes: Juicy mango, ripe yuzu, whipped coconut cream, sea moss, pure honey from the comb, vanilla, salty ocean spray.
Scent Notes: Opens with the rich, warm aroma of buttered popcorn. Next comes raspberries, lemons, and green figs. Sweet oud lingers as a heart note.
Scent Notes: Sand and seafoam, kelp and tidal pools.
Scent Notes: Bright pink peppercorns poured into a new pepper mill, an open, grassy field full of delicate purple heliotrope flowers just before a rainstorm, little bubbles popping in a glass of expensive champagne, freshly-torn basil, a juicy tangerine, tonka bean.
Scent Notes: A cool, refreshing stream that flows into a large river basin near a wide rice paddy. Lemongrass, ginger, and a hint of hay perfume the air as you jump into the clean, clear pool of water.
Scent Notes: A cool stream surrounded by fields of lavender, jasmine, and cedar trees; saffron and rosemary mingle with Indian sandalwood and whiffs of tobacco; neroli, shea blossom, warm amber, and oakmoss.
TOXIC MASCULINITY RUINS THE PARTY AGAIN
Scent Notes: A delightfully feminine blend of lavender, vanilla, honey nectar, and a light floral aldehyde.
Scent Notes: White leather purse with fringe, Big Red chewing gum, a touch of cherry tobacco and lifesavers, and old pennies.
Scent Notes: A pillowcase full of candy from the rich neighborhood in town (you know the one, hands out full-size and king-size candy bars like they’re Jay-Z and money ain’t a thing) clutched in the happy fists of laughing children dressed as ghosts and vampires.
Scent Notes: Rotten river mud, a few drops of blood, a swirl of tobacco smoke, sweet pumpkin pie, candy corn, tears.
Scent Notes: Animalic musk and rot, camphor, hot tar and salty tears. And pumpkin spice.
THE BEACH IS GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT
Scent Notes: An unapologetically feminine tropical floral. Monoi tiare, pikake, frangipani, juicy lychees, and dune grass against a welcoming, salty ocean shore.
Scent Notes: Honeycomb, Indian sandalwood, Egyptian musk, coumarin, champagne bubbles.
Scent Notes: It starts out as a lovely crisp green caramel apple with a touch of spice, then makes a handbrake turn to heavy spiced incense with elemi and a tiiiiiny bit of apple.
Scent Notes: Unapologetic candied grapefruit, crisp cold rice milk, beeswax, rich tonka, and osmanthus.
Scent Notes: Fresh cut lavender, black anise, sweet vanilla bean, black pepper crushed under a unicorn’s horn.
Scent Notes: A patter of paws running through a field of daisies, lavender, and sweet peas. Marshmallow clouds pass overhead. Sunflowers, warm fur, and white musk.
Scent Notes: Drops of blood on warm leather, wisps of smoke, hot metal, and a freshly picked, juicy blood orange.
Scent Notes: Salt water and greenery, tendrils of smoke wafting overhead hint at a slight note of metal in the air.
THEOREM 13 (Available Friday the 13th ONLY)
Scent Notes: Vanilla absolute, lavender, red musk, spices.
Scent Notes: Sweet peach tea that's been left to steep a little too long with that edge of bitterness, like crushed dreams.
Scent Notes: Sparkling candied citrus peel, vanilla from the expensive hippie shop, Egyptian musk, cuticle cream.
Scent Notes: Black tea with a generous tot of whiskey. Grapefruit for a touch of bitter and a drop of vetiver. Nag champa and rosewood make a rich base.
Scent Notes: A strong, unrepentant blend of blood orange and black currant. Red musk, elemi, and black oud shimmer on a background of Egyptian musk and dragon's blood.
SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES
Scent Notes: She sits at the bar, drinking something that could be bourbon, or perhaps it's scotch. Both? The bar smells of fresh tobacco and aged vanilla. You need a pick me up, so you're drinking a cafe mocha spiked with rum. She turns and smiles at you, her eyes amber dark. She beckons you over, and as you walk, unable to stop yourself, the air turns earthy, a blend of patchouli and leather, the scents wafting off of her. These new notes mix with the coffee in your hand and the smell of the bar and intoxicate you more than your drink has. Uh-oh.
Scent Notes: Powdery violets, myrrh smoke drifting through a crumbling cathedral, red musk, candle wax, black roses.
Scent Notes: Sun-ripened guava juice in an ancient tomb, covered in salty caramel.
Scent Notes: A funereal wreath of white lilies and black orchids sprinkled with a dusting of graveyard dirt. A somber wake feast of dark chocolate drenched raspberries and a shot of dark rum.
Scent Notes: Creamy, buttery strawberry trifle with fresh shortcake. Resinous dragon's blood, red musk, graveyard dirt, and a drop of blood.
Scent Notes: Daisy crowns and sandalwood, a bouquet of peace lilies, vanilla cream fresh from Max’s dairy farm, and a drop of patchouli.
Scent Notes: Freshly picked apples from one of those hipster apple orchards where everyone goes to wear flannel, beanies, and pick gigantic bushels of apples and take a ton of pictures for Instagram, except the apples are actually delicious and worth it, And those apples are in a pie. A delicious, warm pie. With melty vanilla ice cream and spices. Damn, math is awesome.
GALENTINE'S DAY (AVAILABLE ONLY VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND)
Scent Notes: Your best friend just showed up at your door with a gorgeous bouquet of peach blossoms, lavender, gardenia, and sweet peas, along with a jar of your favorite, outrageously expensive beauty cream, and a freshly baked vanilla cupcake covered in vanilla frosting from the French bakery down the street.
Scent Notes: Fluffy pillows of marshmallows billow on a dish of salted caramels dusted with nutmeg and toasted sugar drizzles.
Scent Notes: Red Mandarin and rich honey create a sweet first impression, luring you into smoke, patchouli, gunpowder and... Is that gasoline? Clearly, an evil plan is afoot!
Scent Notes: Vanilla, Leather, Whiskey, Amber, Frankincense, Cypress, Oud and Musk.
Scent Notes: A job site full of hot metal, leather tool belts, diesel smoke, and tar barrels melting in the sun.
Scent Notes: you know when people describe a perfume as smelling like "an old lady"? This is that scent, on purpose. Dusty, powdery rose, peony, and oud wood. We like to think of it as "classic."
Scent Notes: Two black teas, a shot of espresso, a dash of sweet mocha and coffee absolute make for a caffeinated take off. Cassia and black oud come out to play on the drydown.
Scent Notes: Pears, cucumber, hay accord, ginger lily, cardamom, suede.
Scent Notes: Freshly ground coffee (obviously), spicy black pepper, nutmeg, high octane fuel, vanilla bean, bacon sizzling on the stovetop.
THE BEACH IS GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT
Scent Notes: An unapologetically feminine tropical floral. Monoi tiare, pikake, frangipani, juicy lychees, and dune grass against a welcoming, salty ocean shore.
Scent Notes: Immortale absolute, chamomile, cassia and copal resin, floral aldehyde, and iso-e.
Scent Notes: Sugared tuberose, suede and lemongrass, orris and sandalwood.
Scent Notes: A fist full of cash, the last glass of champagne, green tea, peppermint (like a mint? Get it?), coumarin and sassafras.
Scent Notes: your mother’s expensive cold cream that she dutifully applied every night and now you do, too, mixed with fragrant, sumptuous black cherries.
Scent Notes: Orchids and chamomile blend with lavender, ylang ylang and hyssop. Peach blossom, sandalwood, and sparkling aldehyde bring lift and depth.