Discontinued Scent Notes
What's this?
Well, we rotate some (ok, a lot!) of our fragrances annually. Some of our suppliers stop making seasonal ingredients, and also we get bored and need space in the lab for new things.
The intention here is to have an imperfect, constantly added-to list. I'm copying and pasting directly off of our shop notes to get the first big batch up and running. You'll notice that it isn't formatted perfectly, and there will be misspellings here and there. I had to either let my perfectionism go, or never, ever do it. It is here, and it is perfectly imperfect!
It's a very long document, so I suggest you use CTRL+F or another search method of your choice to skip through to what you're looking for. Enjoy!
WINTER COLLECTION
Scent Notes: A rich blend of tobacco absolute and cognac essential oil, a well-worn leather chair in a smoky, spicy Victorian gentleman’s parlor, with glasses of whiskey and cups of espresso balancing on the wooden side tables.
Scent Notes: Crisp winter evening air, frost, sweet sugar plums swirl with delicious marshmallow.
Scent Notes: Cold stream water, petrichor and snowdrifts. Ginger, coriander, and sweet oud, douglas fir and white amber.
Scent Notes: A rich beating heart of warm ambers. Hardwoods from guiac and rose woods, and soft notes from cedarwood.
Scent Notes: An enormous blizzard on a cold winter’s night, a fireworks explosion.
Scent Notes: A big glass of merlot, cinnamon sticks, freshly grated nutmeg, cedarwood, pure honey, frankincense, myrrh, sweet sugar plums.
Scent Notes: Atlas cedarwood and pine, white amber, orange, and a drop of peppermint.
Scent Notes: Cedar, a cool stream in a dense forest, a sudden rainstorm, oakmoss, decaying wood.
Scent Notes: A hot piping glass of eggnog, spiked with the finest whiskey. A dash of vanilla and spices to finish.
BLOOD DRUNK COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Cozy warm blankets, cloves, butter cookies, blood accord.
Scent Notes: Juicy red fruit: pomegranate, apple, black cherry. Dark rum, dragonsblood and cherry tobacco. A hint of blood accord.
Scent Notes: Red lipstick accord, animalic musk, guiac wood, blood accord.
Scent Notes: Dark, rich cherry and rosewoods, osmanthus, fresh blood.
Scent Notes: A spicy, beguiling blend of Egyptian musk, elemi, cassia, myrrh, cardamom, and bitter accord. And blood.
POTION COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Juicy orange blossom, white musk, sugary marshmallow, freshly-picked kumquat, a field of lavender, and a dash of bubbly, sweet champagne.
Scent Notes: Guiac and rosewoods, benzoin and labdanum resins, allspice, coriander, fennel and a whisper of camphor.
Scent Notes: Expensive vanilla, cedarwood, old books, lemon balm, juicy juniper berry, fresh rosemary, sweet basil, balsam peru, bergamot.
ANTIQUARIAN COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Sumptuous leather, old yellowed books, pipe tobacco, soft sandalwood, white musk.
Scent Notes: The metallic, exciting swirl of a downtown city, with wisps of exhaust and hot concrete. Hot black tea and white amber bring a touch of old world class, and copal resin deepens.
Scent Notes: Swirls of absinthe and pipe tobacco, a drop of peppermint, base of warm amber and white musk and a light feminine touch of Egyptian geranium.
Scent Notes: Spiced vanilla and amber meld with warm honeycomb. A midnight bloom of black jasmine dances with a whisper of dark palo santo.
Scent Notes: A dark 'n stormy cocktail with a dash of mint in a copper mug, a worn leather scabbard, on an old wooden ship with the salty ocean misting all around.
Scent Notes: Herbaceous greenery from sweetgrass, vetiver, galbanum, bergamot, and white thyme warmed by rich amber, spicy ginger and peppercorns, juicy grapefruit, and a sprinkling of pipe tobacco.
HALLOWEEN COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Powdery violets, myrrh smoke drifting through a crumbling cathedral, red musk, candle wax, black roses.
Scent Notes: A pillowcase full of candy from the rich neighborhood in town (you know the one, hands out full-size and king-size candy bars like they’re Jay-Z and money ain’t a thing) clutched in the happy fists of laughing children dressed as ghosts and vampires.
Scent Notes: Sun-ripened guava juice in an ancient tomb, covered in salty caramel.
Scent Notes: A funereal wreath of white lilies and black orchids sprinkled with a dusting of graveyard dirt. A somber wake feast of dark chocolate drenched raspberries and a shot of dark rum.
Scent Notes: Rotten river mud, a few drops of blood, a swirl of tobacco smoke, sweet pumpkin pie, candy corn, tears.
Scent Notes: Animalic musk and rot, camphor, hot tar and salty tears. And pumpkin spice.
ALCHEMIST COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Swirls of pipe tobacco around a plate of nutty toffee and caramels. A pile of old books and a touch of nag champa. Candle wax dripping from the sconce by the wingback leather chair, and cheerful labdanum wafting through the open window.
Scent Notes: Sweet pumpkin souffle dotted with marshmallows and drizzled with buttery maple syrup. Tuberose wafts through the open front door.
Scent Notes: Fizzing key limes topped with coconut cream, served on a black linen tablecloth.
Scent Notes: Oakmoss and labdanum grows on the ancient stone walls of a legendary library. The last peach blossoms blow through the air as autumn sets in, and the last meyer lemon hangs from the tree. Rows and piles of ancient tomes sit, waiting, while students read by the light of carefully protected wax candles.
Scent Notes: A rich, decadent gourmand of double salted caramel, marzipan, and coumarin, with a dash of old teakwood.
Scent Notes: Rich lavender honeycomb is at the heart of this fragrance, with hints of elderberry, oud wood, clove, and patchouli.
Scent Notes: Smoky palo santo, mysterious absinthe with bright drops of bergamot and oranges, Atlas cedar, sweet fennel, bitter accord.
Scent Notes: Bright, gleaming metals shine against a familiar background of oranges, cloves, and cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Chocolate peppermint fudge and a fizz of late autumn figs.
Scent Notes: A green, leafy concoction of galbanum, anise, peppermint, white thyme, with a grounding base of tobacco.
Scent Notes: Rain beats on old, weathered cobblestones. A cup of your favorite hot mocha steams next to a bowl of black cherries and black currants. A sprig of wormwood sits, waiting.
Scent Notes: Pumpkin spice incense, bright pink peppercorns, an early dusting of snow.
BLACK FLAME COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Absinthe and whiskey, pistachio green tea, oakwood and Egyptian musk.
Scent Notes: A basket of kittens, candy corn, butterscotch to lure the children. Animalic and black musks hint at something sinister underneath...
Scent Notes: White chocolate, animalic musk, camphor.
Scent Notes: Wormwood, bitter almond, figs, violets, nicotina, sparkling aldehyde.
Scent Notes: Red musk and elderberry, cloves, myrrh, and clary sage, gunpowder soaked in honey.
PIE COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Crisp fall apples, flaky crust, and a dusting of cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Creamy banana cream pie in a freshly baked crust.
Scent Notes: Sweet black cherry pie with a dash of vanilla in a piping hot crust.
Scent Notes: Crunchy candied pecans, pie crust and cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Creamy pumpkin, fresh pie crust, nutmeg dusting.
YULE COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Hot espresso with juniper berries and brown sugar.
Scent Notes: Bright oranges and vanillas with a playful splash of red rose.
Scent Notes: Two vanillas swirl with sharp peppercorns.
Scent Notes: Rich vanillas, freshly ground nutmeg, Christmas spices, children's tears.
Scent Notes: Bright grassy greens, fresh basil, crushed peppermint.
Scent Notes: Warm fur, pines and Douglas fir. Oakmoss, coumarin, allspice, and a cup of very hot tea.
THE OFFICE COLLECTION
BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Scent Notes: The musk of a real black bear that you fought with your own bare hands; fresh peach blossom (which is not as great as an Awesome Blossom, but does smell much better); honeycomb stolen straight from the mouths of the bumblebees (your apiarist owed you a favor); bubbles on a fresh glass of sparkling water, which ping about the glass like the laser guns wielded on the Battlestar Galactica. Glorious.
Scent Notes: A glass of homemade lemonade on a hot afternoon (because your parents gave you money to start a stand, and now, surplus!); peppermint (straight out of the best ice cream flavor); a freshly picked yuzu (it’s a Japanese fruit, did you know that?); pomegranate (who discovered this fruit, right? What is the deal with pomegranate?).
Scent Notes: A large hot chocolate, tobacco flower, stacks of paper (both actual paper, because you’re the boss of selling paper, and stacks of money, because the kids call it “paper,” and you’re hip with the youths), bitter almond.
Scent Notes: A super rich German chocolate cake.
Scent Notes: A proper English garden full of roses and sweet pea on a warm summer afternoon, because you are a lady; sweet vanilla bean because dessert is the best meal of the day; a secret blend of exotic spices because you’re the spiciest person in the office; supple leather because you wear it as part of your girl group, Subtle Sexuality; a hint of gasoline because everyone knows you’re a little bit crazy and would absolutely go full-on Waiting to Exhale if need be.
Scent Notes: A glass of whisky paired with a glass of bay rum aftershave with just a hint of lime squeezed in (because alcohol is an aphrodisiac, and nothing is better than mixing liquor and accidental aftershave to really get the party started); the best Pretzel Day toppings: chocolate chips and toffee nuts. And cocoa absolut.
WHY USE MANY WORD WHEN FEW DO TRICK?
Scent Notes: Cinnamon. Cinnamon doughnuts. Yum.
FALLPOCALYPSE COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Pumpkin spice is the star of this sexy scent, in combination with some spicy chai tea. Burnt sugar, like marshmallows roasted on a campfire, and a bit of that campfire’s smoke, to boot. Because it’s the apocalypse and the world is burning, there’s a quick hit of tar when it’s first applied; but that fades into the delicately sexy, sweet, and spicy blend of pumpkin, chai, smoke, and burnt sugar. Everyone’s gonna want a bite out of you.
Scent Notes: Hot apple cider with a generous splash of Kentucky Bourbon, honeyed cloves, dalmation sage, and a touch of cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Warm snickerdoodle cookies dipped in buttercream frosting, campfire wood smoke, crisp red apple, Indian sandalwood, a freshly poured oatmeal stout, orange spiced chai tea.
Scent Notes: Blood oranges soaked in rich spices with a tinge of metallic blood.
Scent Notes: A pile of burning maple leaves in a sun warmed meadow at dusk.
Scent Notes: Perfectly ripe green apples freshly picked from the dense orchard, covered in molten sugar and hard candy.
HALLOWEEN MONSTERS
Scent Notes: An ancient, ethereal library lit by gaslight and glowing incense, frankincense and bay laurel, the simple cotton winding sheet of the dearly departed, swirls of vanilla and coal dust, old crumpled magazines; vanilla bean; freshly-washed crisp cotton; bay laurel; ancient, smoky incense; frankincense.
Scent Notes: Burnt sugar, baby powder, nag champa, real ylang ylang, a perfect sunflower, palmarosa, fresh figs, a moonlit night, decadent pomegranate, blood, white musk.
Scent Notes: Oaked vanilla and benzoin resin swirl among a blooming bouquet of cassia, juniper, hyacinth, narcissus, and poppy with hints of sage, freshly turned dirt, coumarin, and camphor.
Scent Notes: Crisp sea salt; tobacco leaf; burnt sugar; freshly poured pavement; carrot seed. (This is a challenging blend, with a few sour/unpleasant notes at first that dissipate to a strange, delightful blend of sweet and salty with a touch of rot. Not for the faint of heart!)
Scent Notes: Oud wood, pipe tobacco, real vanilla, sandalwood, freshly cracked black pepper, finely grated ginger root.
Scent Notes: A bubbling concoction of thick, resinous elimi brewed in a cauldron in the stone cellars of an old, forgotten manor house. Candles light the walls and have dripped for hundreds of years. Cardamom and sweet oud, and an unexpected touch of bright sassafras.
Scent Notes: Murky deep ocean water, fresh sea moss, rich amber, metal.
Scent Notes: A farm in the fall, complete with hay rides for the whole family. A mossy bonfire crackles in the distance, where people are gathered around, eating sweet pumpkin cookies.
TESSERACT COLLECTION
Mandy was stunned. Mr. Jones kept laughing maniacally, long after it was appropriate to stop. His face was bright red and he was wheezing, nearly on the verge of collapse. But that’s not what Mandy was concentrating on. Her own mother was crying, shaking her head, unable to look Mandy in the eye. What had Mr. Jones meant when he said her father was dead and it was her own mother’s fault? Did her mother kill her father? Was she an innocent bystander who watched him die? Did she send him into another dimension with aliens during her initial trials of traveling through the tesseract?.... Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: Blood oranges and vanilla cream.
Mandy awoke in a small, cramped room on a small, hard cot. She had a terrible headache, the worst she’d ever had. And she was no stranger to headaches, as migraines ran in the family. Her mother had them a few times a year, which left Mandy to be in charge of her sisters while their mom was out for the count for up to three straight days. She’d yet to have a migraine, but she imagined it couldn’t be too different from what she was currently experiencing. She swung her legs over to the side and bent over the edge of the cot, holding her head in her hands until the pounding subsided a little bit. There was a tray just in front of her feet, which was just in front of the door, where there was a small slot that could be unlocked so the tray could slide in. There was what appeared to be a sandwich wrapped in foil, an apple, and an incredibly tiny bottle of water on the tray. To her right was a wall. To her left there was a small toilet, and above it, a sink, jammed into the corner between her cot and the wall. It was basically a prison cell, although she knew in her gut she wasn’t in an actual prison as the small window at the top of the room wasn’t barred, and the door was a proper heavy door made of metal, not just a row of bars. But she was either in total shade or the light into the window was totally blocked, as no real light ever seemed to shine into the room. She felt in her pockets; they’d taken everything. She was trapped in this room, alone, with no way out and nothing to do.... Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: Rich vanillas infused with cream.
“Sir, I have some bad news. The, uh … the girls have gotten away again,” the lackey said to his boss. At hearing the news, the boss threw his coffee mug into the wall, where it smashed spectacularly. The boss in question was only known as Mr. Jones, and he was feared by everyone he worked with. The lackey left and appeared a minute later with a roll of paper towels and a broom, and began to clean up the remnants of the smashed mug.
“Again! How are you all so incompetent?” Mr. Jones asked. The lackey looked like he was about to stop and answer him, but Mr. Jones just waved him off and out of the room. He pushed a button on his desk, which closed his office door with a loud bang.... Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: Coconut fruit and milk infused with rich, black tea. Sandalwood and milky sweetness.
“Neverwas.” What did that mean, exactly? Mandy’s brain had gone completely blank, her body felt numb. The twins were still running around, shrieking, without a care in the world. She knew they were smart, but like, couldn’t they understand this was not a time for playing and screaming? Their mother was missing somewhere, leaving behind only a cryptic note. She’d seen a weird, robotic version of her father that was also definitely not her father. Her brain felt scrambled, which made sense, because she had just traveled through space and time and was immediately thrown into trying to solve this mystery of her missing mother. Her eyes were dry from already crying; her throat hurt from screaming; all she wanted to do was go to sleep and wake up and realize this had all been a horrible dream.... Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: A bright guava mousse.
“You’ll never catch me!” Mandy yelled, sprinting through the field. The long blades of grass brushed up to her thighs, encouraging her to run faster, go further. She saw the cliff in the distance; she knew she could climb up to safety. She could feel them gaining on her. Faster, harder, her brain yelled at her as she scrambled up the rock on all fours. “Get the girl!” they were yelling, closing in faster, shortening the chasm between them. She scrambled up the rocks, pulling herself up one hand at a time, willing herself to keep going up. After what felt like hours, she finally reached the top, and stopped for one second to catch her breath. She could hear them scrambling, tripping over each other in their frantic race to catch her. Mandy looked down, took a deep breath, and ran off the edge just as they reached the top of the cliff. She screamed as her body hurtled through the air; she was soaring, flying, untouchable, into the vast open expanse…. Continue reading here.
Scent Notes: A cloud of frothy, creamy grapefruit souffle.
SOLAR WITCHES COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Fresh air, sweet limes, lychees and hay with a deep sassafras base.
Scent Notes: Two vanillas, chai tea, sticky benzoin resin, white amber, and many, many old books.
Scent Notes: Burning leaves, gunpowder, leather, cardamom, clove.
Scent Notes: Rosewood, guiac wood, and mahogany form the rich heart. Labdanum, hyssop, and a mossy forest floor meld with a drop of animalic musk.
Scent Notes: Bright stone fruits, petrichor and fresh turned garden soil, atlas cedarwood, daisies, and galbanum.
Scent Notes: Fresh baking black bread with honey and butter, dalmation sage, white thyme, rosemary.
Scent Notes: Rich vanilla and tonka, Indian sandalwood and black oud, a drop of patchouli.
Scent Notes: Red and white musks, hay accord, pumpkins, blood oranges, burning leaves, white amber.
Scent Notes: A truly rare blend of mosswater, copal resin, ylang ylang, and black musk.
MOUTHY BROAD COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Fresh peppermint, chamomile, cognac essential oil, spicy ginger, Egyptian musk, and fennel.
Scent Notes: Black sheets in a mess in the late afternoon sun. A cup of steaming tea from Tibet with milk and a dash of wormwood, you minx. Pink peppercorn and Egyptian musk because you’re classic like that.
Scent Notes: A cloud of cigar smoke, freshly picked roses, a full glass of whiskey.
WOODLAND CREATURES COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Buttery tonka bean with tobacco flowers and cream. A swift bite of cognac essential oil and creamy copal resin.
Scent Notes: Samoa cookies: Chocolate, caramel and coconut; drying down to the rich loam of a mossy cedar forest floor.
Scent Notes: Candied peonies, green tea, floral aldehydes and cucumbers, Egyptian musk and a drop of animalic stink.
Scent Notes: Rich, dark Indian sandalwood balanced perfectly with vanilla bean, with a deep, red base of spiced resins.
Scent Notes: Oakmoss on a hill of freshly turned earth, fennel, bright pink peppercorns, and atlas cedarwood.
Scent Notes: A masculine blend of cherry tobacco, atlas cedarwood, forest accord and rosewood, blended with a fresh, rich spiced mango.
ELEMENTS COLLECTION
Scent Notes: This scent starts off with a bang of gasoline that dissipates quickly to a sparkly, light blend of lychees, orris, and coconut CO2. It’s a hand grenade full of sparkles in scent form, basically.
Scent Notes: A garden full of blooming paperwhites, linen sheets drying in the summer breeze with hints of white amber, coriander, and paper.
Scent Notes: If you’ve ever wanted to smell downright earthy, this multilayered blend of all things dirty, woody, and spicy is for you. Atlas cedarwood, cassia, carrot seed oil, dirty amber, allspice, and dank balsam peru combine into a scent we’d describe as delightfully filthy.
Scent Notes: Incense and woodsmoke hang in the air, mingling with dragon’s blood, freshly ground black and pink peppercorns, camphor, allspice, and cardamom, making a delightfully smoky, spicy, sexy scent.
Scent Notes: Sweetgrass growing along the banks of a crystal clear river with a hint of wintergreen in the air.
SUMMER BERRIES
Scent Notes: Blackcurrant jam with undertones of black tea and rosewood.
Scent Notes: Blueberry spice cake made with cardamom and a touch of coumarin, drizzled with brown sugar glaze.
Scent Notes: A bottle of old honeyed elderberry wine found in the cool corner of the cellar, with a whisper of the powdery soil from the earthen walls.
Scent Notes: Gooseberry and lilacs, and a touch of honey.
Scent Notes: Wild huckleberries picked from a cedar forest in a misty, wet morning. Oakmoss, rain and cloudy skies.
Scent Notes: Fizzy gin cocktail with ginger ale, tonka, and tobacco flower.
Scent Notes: Raspberries in heavy cream with a dash of vanilla, cinnamon and cardamom.
Scent Notes: A dozen freshly-dipped dark chocolate coated strawberries on a golden platter, a crystal champagne flute filled with Dom Perignon resting beside them.
SWEET SHOPPE COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Clouds of fluffy peppermint goodness.
Scent Notes: Hard lemon candy that fizzes a little. A subtle creamy undertone.
Scent Notes: A giant scoop of lime, orange, raspberry rainbow sherbet.
Scent Notes: Fizzing bright cherry candies.
Scent Notes: Tiny pastilles that melt in your mouth. A refreshing treat for a very hot day.
SUMMER FRUIT TREES
Scent Notes: Juicy acai berries covered in rich, dark chocolate. Fresh, cold rice milk and crisp white musk.
Scent Notes: Fresh, tangy apricots, fizzing bubbles, a dash of herbal sage.
Scent Notes: Creamy coconut, swirls of black musk and vanilla, fresh green petitgrain, island beach grasses, and a hint of ocean breeze.
Scent Notes: Ripe dragon fruit on a crystal plate next to a tall glass of lemonade on a sun-filled porch, while whiffs of tropical vanilla swirl through the air.
Scent Notes: Warm late summer figs offered on a platter with warm honeycomb, almonds, coumarin, and sips of red wine. Healthy. This is healthy.
Scent Notes: Fizzing fresh green limes, wild labadanum and tonka with champagne bubbles.
Scent Notes: Mangoes with fresh green galbanum and bright pink peppercorns. A whisper of cardamom and sea salt, served under black linen canopies.
Scent Notes: Nectarines in a cool, still pool of water, crisp rice milk.
Scent Notes: Passionfruit, bright green tomato leaf, frangipani blooms, and a pinch of heliotrope flower.
Scent Notes: Sun-warmed summer peaches, a hint of summer rainstorms and the smell of lush, green, growing things. Ice cold fizzy drinks and tonka bean.
Scent Notes: Hot, crisp pear tart drizzled with caramel. Drowned in heavy cream spiced with cardamom, cinnamon, and a touch of vanilla.
Scent Notes: Ruby red pomegranate seeds over vanilla ice cream.
SUMMER GLAZE SCENTS
Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers.
Scent Notes: That perfect 70's memory of herbalicious lemon verbena.
Scent Notes: Sweet malted pears.
Scent Notes: A lush blend of juicy, ripe plums and plum blossom.
SUMMER COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Pear, fig, blueberry, ylang ylang.
Scent Notes: Fresh, tart pineapple and red mandarin, tonka bean, and a touch of whipped cream.
Scent Notes: The spray of the ocean on your face on a cool summer morning, a ripe kumquat plucked straight off the tree, crisp cotton sheets drying on a line in a field full of daisies.
Scent Notes: Creamy coconutty suntan lotion, rich vanillas, and salty sea air.
Scent Notes: Spring meadow, rain, summer storms.
Scent Notes: Grass, tangerine, neroli, jasmine, honeysuckle.
THE MANLY MEN COLLECTION
Scent Notes: A swirl of spices (wormwood, ginger, and aniseed) play with a bright top note of red mandarin. Resins and a touch of animalic musk create a lingering base note.
Scent Notes: Vanilla bourbon, oudh wood, sandalwood.
Scent Notes: Golden amber, black patchouli, citrus, warm woods.
Scent Notes: A smoky cedar fire, cactus flower, black currant, tobacco.
Scent Notes: Driftwood, sea spray, beach grass, vetiver, lemongrass, clary sage.
Scent Notes: A juicy blend of figs and blackcurrants, grounded in cedarwood and bergamot, with a sparkling dash of pink peppercorn.
Scent Notes: A masculine leaning fragrance of rich oudh wood, laubdanum, violets, and a touch of coriander, all in a heady African musk base.
AWKWARD BANDITS COLLECTION
Scent Notes: So much blueberry (like Violet Beauregard levels of blueberry), freshly squeezed lemon, fancy vanilla, a little bear jar of honey. Squeaky requested Snozberry, but that’s not a thing. Basically it smells like a blue Slurpee, but a really expensive, delicious blue Slurpee you’d have to pay a lot of money for (no more stealing!).
Scent Notes: Juicy, plump strawberries, sweet hazelnut toffee, a fresh grass stain on the knee of your favorite pair of jeans, animalic musk, the kind an animal gives off when it’s being threatened by someone wanting to throw down fisticuffs.
Scent Notes: Oakmoss, African musk, bergamot and yuzu, grapefruit and white florals.
Scent Notes: Honeyed vanilla, guiac and rose woods, patchouli.
Scent Notes: A tart lemon meringue with a touch of vanilla. And gunpower. Because of course.
Scent Notes: Tuberose, white magnolia blossom, crisply folded cotton sheets, Egyptian musk, a freshly poured Hefeweizen beer in a frosty cold mug.
Scent Notes: Sweet salted caramel, almond, a freshly opened jar of pure Canadian maple butter, coconut milk.
Scent Notes: Spiced incense in the hot desert, a drop of ylang ylang.
Scent Notes: A seaside quay on a windy day. Kelp, moss, and a hint of lime mingle with tobacco bay leaves. The metal of old boats and a hint of gunpowder linger on the salty breeze.
Scent Notes: A very-not mainstream blend of peonies and chai. Ginger, honey, and white musk make something delicious and... You probably haven't heard of them.
Scent Notes: A spiky, juicy pineapple, a sprig of cilantro, freshly squeezed lime juice, passionfruit, mango. Think of the fanciest frozen daiquiri at your local hipster bar; that’s exactly what this blend smells like.
COMPASS ROSE COLLECTION
Scent Notes: The ocean on a stormy morning; crisp white sails floating in the breeze, anchored to a mossy, kelp-strewn ship; pipe tobacco; bay rum; a perfect red rose and a lingering touch of vanilla. The perfect balance of refreshing, oceanic notes fading into crisp, light, slightly feminine notes.
Scent Notes: Hot red sands, exotic spices weave through petals of black jasmine, dragon’s blood and ocean spray.
Scent Notes: A classic woody, green chypre with a base of labadanum, bergamot, oakmoss and patchouli. A green accord twines with a floral topnote of Lily of the valley, and a citrus splash of red Brazilian mandarin. Atlas cedarwood and a deep, rich sandalwood complete the mellow base notes.
Scent Notes: A gourmand swirl of honeyed chocolate with a smokey undertone of palo santo. Sandalwood, black musk, coumarin and a drop of camphor create a mysterious, dark undercurrent.
Scent Notes: Peppermint swirls in warm vanilla milk with cardamom. Candle wax, cedar, and lush, green galbanum.
SUPERBLOOM COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Heather, osmanthus, black Jasmine, cedarwood, white musk.
Scent Notes: Spicy carnation, cornflowers and jasmine, rich myrrh and elemi.
Scent Notes: Rich honeysuckle, huckleberries, white musk and tonka.
Scent Notes: Paper whites, daffodils, gardenias and wisteria, osmanthus and monoi tiare, cactus flower, and a hint of rain.
Scent Notes: Oleander, narcissus, spiced chai, dirt, and leather.
Scent Notes: A greenhouse full of lush, pink, blooming peonies, oakmoss and grass among patches of clover and aloe in the forest.
Scent Notes: Cherry blossoms, Freesia, grapefruit, and yuzu.
Scent Notes: Linden blossom, lotus, violets, greens and hay accord. White amber, honeycomb and rain.
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND COLLECTION
Scent Notes: A sultry blend of amber and lilacs, with dark chocolate and classic magnolias and orchids.
Scent Notes: Rosewood and amber with a blend of cedarwood, cypress and blackberry sage. A dash of scotch whiskey, Egyptian musk and black tea.
Scent Notes: White roses and peonies, plums and apples, white musk and dragon's blood.
Scent Notes: Sugared vanilla cinnamon, tonka, and blood oranges. Bitter accord, sandalwood, and white musk.
Scent Notes: Key lime cheesecake with graham cracker crust.
FROZEN EMBERS COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Peaty oak moss, lemon verbena, frankincense, a double shot of aged bourbon, smoky sandalwood.
Scent Notes: White thyme, freshly ground black pepper, black jasmine, amber.
Scent Notes: Rosemary, finely grated ginger, cedarwood, fresh mahogany, teak.
Scent Notes: Smoky meat (mmm, bacon), campfire, sweet cherry tobacco.
Scent Notes: The clashing of heavy leather meeting silky peppermint; smoke and cinnamon; snow and blood orange.
Scent Notes: Ancient incense burnt in a tomb of darkness; the blood of a hundred dragons; Bay Laurel; pure, raw honey.
Scent Notes: Juniper, neroli, patchouli, cedar planks, sage, saffron.
Scent Notes: Pine needles, cedar planks, eucalyptus, mossy oak, fresh lemon verbena.
Scent Notes: The tangy musk of a frightened animal running for its life, smoke from the flames of a divinatory fire made by the Lord of Light himself, carrot seed oil applied liberally to the dead body of a hero to help raise him from beyond the pale, ancient incense wafting from the back of a chapel, spicy cinnamon sticks procured from an ancient, trusted, and tired market vendor.
Scent Notes: A perfect pink orchid gleaming on a windowsill, a bouquet of lily of the valley clutched in the hands of a sobbing bride, well-oiled rosewood chess pieces knocked over in a rage mid-match from atop a large teak dining table.
Scent Notes: An abandoned wood cabin in the middle of the forest, the spicy aromas drifting through the air of a Mediterranean bazaar, black musky ancient catacombs beneath the earth, somehow full of sandalwood musk yet no living soul can be seen, the bodies of hundreds of men lining the walls, threatening to tumble onto you and trap you for eternity in their hallowed, haunted hallways.
Scent Notes: Peaty oakmoss from an expensive bottle of Scotch you only drink from on special occasions, a carpet of clover on the floor of an ancient enchanted forest, a piece of overpriced-yet-worth-it avocado toast from that hipster cafe that always has a 2 hour wait but is actually, surprisingly worth it, sitting under the dense canopy of a grove of giant red oak trees and enjoying the stillness and silence.
Scent Notes: Rich chocolate, patchouli, freshly whipped buttercream, peasant dirt.
Scent Notes: Licorice, anise, smoky campfire, fresh cedarwood.
APRIL FOOL'S COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Honey fresh from the comb, ripe, juicy figs and lychees, and salty pistachios on your fanciest platter, awaiting the addition of the star of the show: cheese. (Cheese not included.)
Scent Notes: Freshly baked black bread with honey and butter. A hot and crispy chicken basting away with dalmatian sage, white thyme, rosemary, and pepper.
Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers, but with a large dash of zesty orange citrus, ripe grapefruit, and a hint of bergamot.
Scent Notes: Blood accord, blood oranges, and vanilla cream.
Scent Notes: A totally unapologetic haunted cathedral. Rich, dark resins, thick incense, beeswax candles, frankincense and myrrh. Cool stone floors and cloves, red musk and sassafras. Clary sage and wormwood. Guiac wood and patchouli, and a whisper of black jasmine, and wait … what’s that smell? Oh wow, yeah, that’s some animalic musk right there. Whoa. Intense, feral, but oddly satisfying when mixed with all the other scents of this clearly spooky cathedral.
Scent Notes: Old leatherbound books, a cup of hot chai tea, scones, and elegant cold cream … and meat, obviously.
FIREFLY-INSPIRED COLLECTION
Scent Notes: Rain, salt spray, green fig, warm sunshine in a fresh meadow.
Scent Notes: White thyme, dalmation sage, sweetgrass, gunsmoke.
CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL
Scent Notes: Palmarosa, cactus flower, yuzu, mango, dirt, leather.
Scent Notes: Glowing amber, vanilla, smoked patchouli, roses.
Scent Notes: Tobacco, vanilla, gunsmoke, leather, sandalwood.
Scent Notes: Petrichor, bergamot, fresh green air, galbanum, guiac wood.
NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP ME
Scent Notes: A fearless blend of tuberose, sweet oud, nicotina, and rosewood.
Scent Notes: Grapefruit, bergamot, white thyme, dalmation sage, black pepper.
Scent Notes: Gunsmoke, ginger, wasabi, dragon's blood, metal.
Scent Notes: Rosemary, vanilla, amber, honey.
A VERY BOOZY CHRISTMAS
ABSINTHEScent Notes: Absinthe, glowing red musk, bitter accord, myrrh, vetiver.
Scent Notes: Amaretto, vanilla cream, a sprinkle of nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Rich chocolatey stout, a comfy flannel shirt, allspice, sandalwood, vanilla bean.
Scent Notes: Eggnog sprinkled with allspice, ginger, cardamom, and nutmeg.
Scent Notes: Frangelico, butterscotch candies, black oud, amber.
Scent Notes: Hot buttered rum, bright oranges, spices.
Scent Notes: Rich hot cocoa with mountains of fluffy marshmallows and a touch of coconut cream pie, tempered with a touch of patchouli and incense.
Scent Notes: Strong black tea, lemon, honey, and a touch of cinnamon.
Scent Notes: Irish cream, salted caramel, espresso.
Scent Notes: Red wine mulled with cinammon, oranges, brown sugar and pepper, grapefruit and cardamom, and a hint of bitter accord.
DR. FANTASTIC'S
Scent Notes: White musk, rosemary, fresh-picked lavender, pine needles, cedarwood, bay laurel.
DR. FANTASTIC'S PERFECT SOLUTION
Scent Notes: A bottle of delicious merlot, freshly squeezed lime, a clover field, copper, stormy ocean water.
Scent Notes: Three types of sage: blackberry, dalmatian, and juniper, cactus flower, gasoline, musty white musk.
THE VILLAINESS COLLECTION (or: The bumbling adventures of Captain Mansplain)
“It’s really quite simple,” Captain Mansplain said. “I found your secret lair in the easiest way: you sent me a note to come here to, I believe you said, ‘Meet my doom.’” He made exaggerated air quotes as he said it, because of course he did. “Although I don’t believe you really meant that, and let me explain why.”
“No, that’s exactly what I--” Feminista started to say.
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Scent Notes: A cauldron full of a dark, bubbling, poisonous liquid with a distinct animal musk note wafting from the fumes and simmering bubbles, oudh wood, spicy dragon’s blood.
Captain Mansplain awoke in a dungeon he didn’t recognize, with a splitting headache. “This is definitely not my own personal dungeon, where I have absolutely never awoken after a rowdy night with a woman I most sincerely did not pay for who robbed me and locked me in my own dungeon. I’d recognize that place. This dungeon is most sincerely a foreign dungeon. Probably that rotten Feminista’s place. Ugh.”
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Scent Notes: A freshly baked vanilla cupcake topped with buttercream, and marzipan, sprinkled with burnt sugar and a small drizzle of honey, left on the countertop with a lovely note telling you to eat it, and you have no reason at all to suspect that it’s poisoned except for that slightly faint hint of wormwood coming through the sweetness but hey, someone needs to eat this delicious cupcake right? There’s no way this could end poorly.
Captain Mansplain found himself, once again, in a large room in Feminista’s evil hideout. The room was empty except for a large compressed air pipe about midway up the wall behind him. He suspected cameras must be mounted somewhere in the ceiling, although he didn’t see any.
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Scent Notes: Cedar logs burning in the great outdoors, smoky patchouli, Balsam of Peru (fancy, we know), a lavender grove on a perfect spring day, a sprinkle of anise.
WE'RE REALLY NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I
Captain Mansplain laid on his back on the floor of the empty room, trapped in Feminista’s evil hideout. Oh, the humanity. Maybe he really had come to this terrible place to die. Maybe this is what happens when you make yourself a superhero. Perhaps the world doesn’t *need* a Captain Mansplain. Maybe he really is a bad superhero.
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Scent Notes: A bottle of expensive Merlot, crisp Anjou pear, a ripe Valencia orange, tart lemon, juicy kumquat. Basically, really delicious sangria.
Captain Mansplain awoke, not for the first time, in Feminista’s secret island lair. Only this time, he was tied to a post that was hanging from the ceiling in a large room, completely unable to move. His mouth was shut with duct tape, and he could tell that the side of his face was bruised and aching. The metal floor felt hot beneath his feet, and it appeared that the floor could slide apart, like so many evil villain’s lair floors are wont to do. (Who makes slidable floors? He wondered to himself. Is that a good business to get into? Maybe I should try that. I wonder if I could wear a cape on the job?) He would have expressed his thoughts aloud, and indeed he was trying to, but the duct tape made it impossible to talk, so he was mostly chewing on it.
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Scent Notes: Intense ambergris, freshly ground cardamom pods, molten honey, cocoa absolute, benzoin tree resin. (Note: if you get this scent as a perfume oil, some separation may occur; that’s perfectly natural!)
MISC. HOUSE SCENTS
Scent Notes: A green tea latte made with rice milk, stacks of spreadsheets printed on expensive legal paper, hints of supple leather and a fizzy glass of champagne with tart strawberries inside.
Scent Notes: An array of expensive, luscious lipsticks lazing on a mirrored vanity amongst jars of expensive cold cream. This smells like 1940s glamorous movie starlets getting ready for their close up!
Scent Notes: Patchouli, ripe figs covered in dark chocolate, a cabinet full of imported spices behind a bouquet of brightly blooming flowers.
Scent Notes: Sparkling heliotrope, orris, and orange blossom, a wisp of incense, cardamom, and white thyme.
SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES
Scent Notes: She sits at the bar, drinking something that could be bourbon, or perhaps it's scotch. Both? The bar smells of fresh tobacco and aged vanilla. You need a pick me up, so you're drinking a cafe mocha spiked with rum. She turns and smiles at you, her eyes amber dark. She beckons you over, and as you walk, unable to stop yourself, the air turns earthy, a blend of patchouli and leather, the scents wafting off of her. These new notes mix with the coffee in your hand and the smell of the bar and intoxicate you more than your drink has. Uh-oh.
PI (AVAILABLE THROUGH 3/14 ONLY!)
Scent Notes: Freshly picked apples from one of those hipster apple orchards where everyone goes to wear flannel, beanies, and pick gigantic bushels of apples and take a ton of pictures for Instagram, except the apples are actually delicious and worth it, And those apples are in a pie. A delicious, warm pie. With melty vanilla ice cream and spices. Damn, math is awesome.
Scent Notes: A hopeful springtime garden: Tomato leaf, heliotrope, galbanum, petrichor, sweetgrass and clary sage. lemon verbena and freshly turned soil.
Scent Notes: A worn flannel shirt that still smells like last week’s nighttime beach bonfire, paired with a well-loved leather jacket, camphor and vetiver, and sweetgrass.
Scent Notes: A smudge of sage, some freshly picked apples, exotic spices, juicy figs, smoky pipe tobacco, wax from the eternal candle, a smattering of other Fall delights. This is a perfect fall day full of crisp leaves.
Scent Notes: Sweet, crisp apples with ginger and lemongrass on a bed of freshly fallen autumn leaves.
Scent Notes: A hearty slice of coconut cream pie eaten outside on a hot summer day after you’ve slathered your body in your favorite coconut-scented sunscreen, the air swirling with notes of sandalwood, vetiver, sassafras, and cumin CO2.
Scent Notes: A cauldron of herbs float in black, golden, and white ambers. Fir needles, cedarwood, and autumn leaves against a backdrop of pumpkin spice and sassafras.
Scent Notes: Powdery violets, myrrh smoke drifting through a crumbling cathedral, red musk, candle wax, black roses.
Scent Notes: Oaked vanilla and benzoin resin swirl among a blooming bouquet of cassia, juniper, hyacinth, narcissus, and poppy with hints of sage, freshly turned dirt, coumarin, and camphor.
Scent Notes: Ruby red pomegranate seeds found in darkest Hades. As you walk to the surface, a whisper of Spring heliotrope flowers are barely glimpsed through the thick layers of smoke and ash.
Scent Notes: A classic Victorian manse set ablaze, filling the air with burning books and cherry furniture, exotic spices and incense, red and black musks, and violets.
Scent Notes: Rich, melty toasted marshmallows that dry down to warm resins of copal, benzoin, and labdanum, with hints of black and pink peppercorn and warm fur.
Scent Notes: A perfect pumpkin puree dotted with clouds of rich cream.
Scent Notes: A steaming hot cup of slightly bitter black tea with cinnamon, cardamom, and warm honey fresh from the hive, dark chocolate truffles full of espresso and rum, a sunset bonfire full of freshly fallen autumn leaves, woodsmoke, clary sage, guaiac wood, and sandalwood, with swirls of dragonsblood and copal resins, patchouli, and amber in the air.
Scent Notes: Marshmallow and ginger mingle with fallen leaves, amber, and a freshly chopped pile of firewood.
Scent Notes: Melted chocolate, toasted marshmallow, sweet honey graham cracker.
Scent Notes: White angelica, clary sage, wormwood and myrrh for protection from plague long ago, copal resin and monoi tiare, red mandarin, pink peppercorn, and grapefruit, ginger ale, sparkling aldehyde, and mimosa absolute. None of these things should go together, but they do, just like these strange days.
Scent Notes: Sandalwood, aged tobacco absolute and vanilla absolute, spicy cardamom and nutmeg.
THEOREM 13 (Available Friday the 13th ONLY)
Scent Notes: Vanilla absolute, lavender, red musk, spices.
Scent Notes: A blend of rich honeys and ambers mingle with gentle tendrils of smoke.
Scent Notes: Lemongrass, coriander, and graham crackers from the kitchen. Sawdust from the remodel you're doing, and metal from rebuilding that engine. Hot tar from patching the pothole out front, can't have the kids falling on their bikes! And to finish, guava scented beauty cream.
Scent Notes: A quick burst of gasoline that dries down to gorgeous, sparkling florals: roses, peonies, freesia, lilac, and daisies.
Scent Notes: Fresh waffles, hot maple syrup, cozy flannel shirt, a whiff of bourbon.
Scent Notes: Fresh grapefruit, a big glass of champagne, sweet pumpkin, freshly washed and starched sheets, a crisp Bartlett pear, a sprig of lavender.
Scent Notes: A sweet, floral blend of peony, freesia and apricot, with an uplifting note of bright pink cotton candy, the most expensive face cream you've ever seen, and a whiff of cold, hard cash.
Scent Notes: Rose absolute, honeycomb, and sandalwood.
Scent Notes: A blend of rich honeys, sticky, thick dragonsblood resin, beeswax, rosewood, a touch of patchouli, and vanilla absolute.
Scent Notes: Red apples, orange apricots, yellow butterscotch and champagne, green spearmint, blue heliotrope, purple lilacs and violets, mixed with a shitton of rainbows.
Scent Notes: Raspberry lambic with elderberry syrup, thick, resinous dragonsblood, and elegant amber spheres.
Scent Notes: Cardamom, dragonsblood, bergamot, light musk.
Scent Notes: Red roses, ocean spray, sea mosses.
Scent Notes: Juicy mango, ripe yuzu, whipped coconut cream, sea moss, pure honey from the comb, vanilla, salty ocean spray.
Scent Notes: Sand and seafoam, kelp and tidal pools.
Scent Notes: Bright pink peppercorns poured into a new pepper mill, an open, grassy field full of delicate purple heliotrope flowers just before a rainstorm, little bubbles popping in a glass of expensive champagne, freshly-torn basil, a juicy tangerine, tonka bean.
Scent Notes: A cool, refreshing stream that flows into a large river basin near a wide rice paddy. Lemongrass, ginger, and a hint of hay perfume the air as you jump into the clean, clear pool of water.
Scent Notes: A cool stream surrounded by fields of lavender, jasmine, and cedar trees; saffron and rosemary mingle with Indian sandalwood and whiffs of tobacco; neroli, shea blossom, warm amber, and oakmoss.
TOXIC MASCULINITY RUINS THE PARTY AGAIN
Scent Notes: A delightfully feminine blend of lavender, vanilla, honey nectar, and a light floral aldehyde.
Scent Notes: White leather purse with fringe, Big Red chewing gum, a touch of cherry tobacco and lifesavers, and old pennies.
THE BEACH IS GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT
Scent Notes: An unapologetically feminine tropical floral. Monoi tiare, pikake, frangipani, juicy lychees, and dune grass against a welcoming, salty ocean shore.
Scent Notes: Honeycomb, Indian sandalwood, Egyptian musk, coumarin, champagne bubbles.
Scent Notes: It starts out as a lovely crisp green caramel apple with a touch of spice, then makes a handbrake turn to heavy spiced incense with elemi and a tiiiiiny bit of apple.
Scent Notes: A patter of paws running through a field of daisies, lavender, and sweet peas. Marshmallow clouds pass overhead. Sunflowers, warm fur, and white musk.
Scent Notes: Drops of blood on warm leather, wisps of smoke, hot metal, and a freshly picked, juicy blood orange.
Scent Notes: Salt water and greenery, tendrils of smoke wafting overhead hint at a slight note of metal in the air.
Scent Notes: Sweet peach tea that's been left to steep a little too long with that edge of bitterness, like crushed dreams.
Scent Notes: Sparkling candied citrus peel, vanilla from the expensive hippie shop, Egyptian musk, cuticle cream.
Scent Notes: Black tea with a generous tot of whiskey. Grapefruit for a touch of bitter and a drop of vetiver. Nag champa and rosewood make a rich base.
Scent Notes: A strong, unrepentant blend of blood orange and black currant. Red musk, elemi, and black oud shimmer on a background of Egyptian musk and dragon's blood.
SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES
Scent Notes: She sits at the bar, drinking something that could be bourbon, or perhaps it's scotch. Both? The bar smells of fresh tobacco and aged vanilla. You need a pick me up, so you're drinking a cafe mocha spiked with rum. She turns and smiles at you, her eyes amber dark. She beckons you over, and as you walk, unable to stop yourself, the air turns earthy, a blend of patchouli and leather, the scents wafting off of her. These new notes mix with the coffee in your hand and the smell of the bar and intoxicate you more than your drink has. Uh-oh.
Scent Notes: Powdery violets, myrrh smoke drifting through a crumbling cathedral, red musk, candle wax, black roses.
Scent Notes: Sun-ripened guava juice in an ancient tomb, covered in salty caramel.
Scent Notes: A funereal wreath of white lilies and black orchids sprinkled with a dusting of graveyard dirt. A somber wake feast of dark chocolate drenched raspberries and a shot of dark rum.
Scent Notes: Creamy, buttery strawberry trifle with fresh shortcake. Resinous dragon's blood, red musk, graveyard dirt, and a drop of blood.
Scent Notes: Daisy crowns and sandalwood, a bouquet of peace lilies, vanilla cream fresh from Max’s dairy farm, and a drop of patchouli.
GALENTINE'S DAY (AVAILABLE ONLY VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND)
Scent Notes: Your best friend just showed up at your door with a gorgeous bouquet of peach blossoms, lavender, gardenia, and sweet peas, along with a jar of your favorite, outrageously expensive beauty cream, and a freshly baked vanilla cupcake covered in vanilla frosting from the French bakery down the street.
Scent Notes: Fluffy pillows of marshmallows billow on a dish of salted caramels dusted with nutmeg and toasted sugar drizzles.
Scent Notes: Red Mandarin and rich honey create a sweet first impression, luring you into smoke, patchouli, gunpowder and... Is that gasoline? Clearly, an evil plan is afoot!
Scent Notes: A job site full of hot metal, leather tool belts, diesel smoke, and tar barrels melting in the sun.
Scent Notes: Two black teas, a shot of espresso, a dash of sweet mocha and coffee absolute make for a caffeinated take off. Cassia and black oud come out to play on the drydown.
Scent Notes: Pears, cucumber, hay accord, ginger lily, cardamom, suede.
Scent Notes: Freshly ground coffee (obviously), spicy black pepper, nutmeg, high octane fuel, vanilla bean, bacon sizzling on the stovetop.
THE BEACH IS GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT
Scent Notes: An unapologetically feminine tropical floral. Monoi tiare, pikake, frangipani, juicy lychees, and dune grass against a welcoming, salty ocean shore.
Scent Notes: Immortale absolute, chamomile, cassia and copal resin, floral aldehyde, and iso-e.
Scent Notes: A fist full of cash, the last glass of champagne, green tea, peppermint (like a mint? Get it?), coumarin and sassafras.
Scent Notes: your mother’s expensive cold cream that she dutifully applied every night and now you do, too, mixed with fragrant, sumptuous black cherries.
Scent Notes: Orchids and chamomile blend with lavender, ylang ylang and hyssop. Peach blossom, sandalwood, and sparkling aldehyde bring lift and depth.