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Our MLK weekend sale is ON and runs through Monday at 11:59pm PST. Every purchase of $50 and up gets a free oil dram set of our new 5 dram discovery set (Quicksilver, The Mountain, Rictus, Irish Cream, and Toxic Masculinity Ruins the Party Again). $75 and up for free US shipping, and $125 and up for free international shipping. We also offer Klarna payments. Buy now, pay in four monthly installments. It's free!

T-Minus Coffee

T-Minus Coffee

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Regular price
$39.00
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$39.00
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Are you the kind of person who absolutely *needs* their morning cup, or six, of coffee in order to function, otherwise you’re a total space cadet? Have you ever accidentally put in whole beans in your French press upon waking up? Have you ever had to kill somebody for suggesting you have tea or, God forbid, decaf? Then T-Minus Coffee is the scent you need. Think of it as another morning pick-me-up for those days when shots of espresso just don’t cut it. T-Minus Coffee will fly you to the moon.

Scent notes: freshly ground coffee (obviously), spicy black pepper, nutmeg, high octane fuel, vanilla bean, bacon sizzling on the stovetop.