Scent Notes: Cedar logs burning in the great outdoors, smoky patchouli, Balsam of Peru (fancy, we know), a lavender grove on a perfect spring day, a sprinkle of anise.

Captain Mansplain found himself, once again, in a large room in Feminista’s evil hideout. The room was empty except for a large compressed air pipe about midway up the wall behind him. He suspected cameras must be mounted somewhere in the ceiling, although he didn’t see any.

Facing him was Feminista’s co-villain/life partner, Ann Adote. He was about to go into his usual speech about how he’s morally opposed to gay people but you know, two chicks together is pretty hot, but Ann didn’t let him get a word out before she slapped him across the face. He took a step back, flabbergasted.... Click here to read the rest of the story!