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Agent of Chaos

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Scent Notes: A worn flannel shirt that still smells like last week’s nighttime beach bonfire, paired with a well-loved leather jacket, camphor and vetiver, and sweetgrass.

The news reporter was live on air, staring directly into the camera. He was clearly trying to maintain control in a situation of pure chaos. He was sweating bullets, but his voice was (mostly) calm as he said, “We’re reporting live. Something is attacking the city, destroying buildings, throwing cars through the air, decimating everything in its path. We’re going live to our reporter in the field, Tammy Townsend. Tammy, what’s the situation?”

Tammy took over the right half of the screen. Well, her hair took up most of it. It was permed and teased to the heavens, and clashed garishly with her bright blue eyeshadow. “Tammy Townsend here, reporting live for Channel 3 News,” she said, then let out a nightmarish smoker’s cough. Even the cameraman flinched, and you could hear him mutter something about her smelling like wine coolers and gas station perfume. “Pardon me. Our city is under rampaging attack! Some gigantic creature has been wandering around, smashing buildings, flinging people like they are rubber bands. Rumor is it’s an oversized humanoid of some kind, but all we know is-” 

Before she could finish her sentence, a cacophony of noises began in earnest. The sound of a building being smashed to the ground just off-camera could be heard, along with high-pitched screams. The camera fell as the cameraman ran away in the opposite direction, looking for safety. The camera picked up Tammy staring up into the sky, before she was picked up by a giant hand and thrown, screaming, into the sky. “There are giants in the sky!” someone yelled as they fled the scene. Another building collapsed. 

Suddenly, colossal animals filled the sky and came crashing down. First there was a giant panda; moments later, a giraffe. A raccoon had begun to fall when, suddenly, everything quieted. The giant humanoid was floating back up into the sky, apparently holding the raccoon in its fist. The townspeople watched, shocked. 

“Mommy!” Beth yelled, holding her raccoon in her small fist. “I was destroying the town! I’m a giant!” Her mom set her down and kissed the top of her head. “You are a giant, sweetheart, but even giants need to take a bath sometimes. Do you want your Tammy doll?” She gave the doll to Beth, who promptly flung it against the wall so hard her head popped off. “Okay, so that’s a ‘no,’ got it. Let’s go take a nice, hot bath, and wash all the destruction off of you!” Beth ran down the hall toward the bathroom as her mom surveyed the damage to the living room … and the kitchen, dining room, sunroom, and every visible surface in the entire house. She heaved a large sigh when she heard an even larger splash from the bathtub. She ran down the hallway and into the bathroom, where Beth was now a sea monster flooding the whole room. “My sweet little Agent of Chaos,” she said quietly to the laughing Beth. 

Scent Notes: A worn flannel shirt that still smells like last week’s nighttime beach bonfire, paired with a well-loved leather jacket, camphor and vetiver, and sweetgrass.

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Sucreabeille is a vegan, cruelty free brand. We do our very best to keep updated with our suppliers to keep our commitment to just generally being ethical people, but if you ever see something that needs addressing, we'd love to hear from you!

Andrea Fender, Queen Bee

 

Andrea started making lotions and potions in 2014, and is committed to high-quality products that are handmade. After running her own shop, she happily took over Sucreabeille in April of 2018 and absolutely loves it. Follow her on IG @shopsucreabeille, and join our community on Facebook at facebook.com/groups/sucreabeille

 

 

 

Nicole Antoinette Moore, Scribe Bee

 


 

Nicole lives in Colorado and works during the day at a small publishing house. She's our social beedia expert, and she loves books, coffee, sushi, and her cat, Gomez. Feel free to follow her on IG at @atorsoboat

 

 

Amy Marie, Bee-Casso

Amy owns Journey West Design, and is responsible for all of the great art on the site. She designed Sucreabeille’s logo and labels, and continues to be an amazing support every day! You can find her at https://www.facebook.com/MMBespokedesign


Didn’t love a scent? Not a fan of that body product? Not a problem, as we here at Sucreabeille have an Extremely Generous Return Policy!

We’re committed to making the returns process simple and easy for you.

But first, a few things to note:

We really encourage you to wait to make a return until at least two weeks after the receipt of your order. Why? As indie perfume makers, we don’t use stabilizers in our blends like mass perfume manufacturers. That means that your scents might undergo the perfume equivalent of bottle shock in transportation, due to extreme fluctuations in temperature, aggressive package handling (tee hee), etc.

You can absolutely sniff your scents when they first arrive, but note that a resting period of at least a few days can make a world of difference in how a scent smells.

Store them in a cool, dry place for a little while and see how they can change. But, if you don't want to wait that long, we understand!

Returns must be initiated within 60 days of purchase.

There must be at least 75% of the product left in the container for us to accept the return.

If you don’t love a scent but would rather rehome it than return it, or swap it for something you know you love, we have an awesome swap/sell thread on our Facebook group (and it’s for all indie perfume companies, not just Suc). You can join our group here (https://facebook.com/groups/sucreabeille) and then search for “swap/sell” within the group. We post a new swap thread each month, sometimes two!

Sucreabeille reserves the right to limit returns if we have reason to suspect misuse of our Extremely Generous Return Policy (such as, but not limited to, excessive returns, reseller activity, or fraud).Items from the Indie Marketplace are eligible for return.

Items purchased from other retailers, dealers, or resellers and not directly from Sucreabeille are not eligible for return, refund, or exchange.

If you used Sugar Points on your original purchase, we will not be able to refund those to your account. Instead, we will give you a shop credit. (It's basically the same thing, it just won't be found under your Sugar Points.).Here's how it works: Send us an email with a note about what you’d like to return, and we’ll send you a shipping label. Send back the product according to the terms above. Once we receive it and make sure it’s eligible, we’ll issue you a shop credit or a refund to your original form of payment in the amount of the product plus your original shipping charge. We must receive the product before we can issue your credit or refund.

If you need help, send an email to shopsucreabeille@gmail.com. We’re happy to answer any questions you may have!

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