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Dwight, you Ignorant Sl**!

Dwight, you Ignorant Sl**!

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It’s like nobody cares about safety anymore, right? And nobody can take a joke! Pulling a ladder out from someone is all in good fun. Pranks are great; got a whole list of ideas from Wikipedia. People fear how much they love you, because you’re so fun! Your coffee mug says you’re the World’s Best Boss, and that’s something you try to make your employees know every single day: how lucky they are to work for you, the greatest boss in the entire world, even though sometimes you have to take Dwight down a peg or six. Now, let’s all get in that bouncy castle! PARKOUR!


Scent notes: a glass of homemade lemonade on a hot afternoon (because your parents gave you money to start a stand, and now, surplus!); peppermint (straight out of the best ice cream flavor); a freshly picked yuzu (it’s a Japanese fruit, did you know that?); pomegranate (who discovered this fruit, right? What is the deal with pomegranate?)