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Feral Housewife

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Scent Notes: lemongrass, coriander, and graham crackers from the kitchen. Sawdust from the remodel you're doing, and metal from rebuilding that engine. Hot tar from patching the pothole out front, can't have the kids falling on their bikes! And to finish, guava scented beauty cream.

Some people might say it’s overkill to make homemade graham crackers on a random Wednesday for your kids to have as an after school snack, but who cares what other people think? You haven’t washed or brushed your hair in days; you’re pretty sure the sweatpants you’re wearing haven’t left your thighs for what seems like months; there’s grease on your cheek and sawdust in your hair; but there’s also homemade graham crackers cooling on the windowsill like a damn 1950s TV show. Now that the oven is off, you can go finish building the raised garden beds for your expanding herb and vegetable garden. You might even have some time to get back in the garage to keep working on the engine in your 1976 candy apple red Mustang before it’s time to turn on the grill for dinner before you run to your mixed martial arts class. No, wait, that’s tomorrow; tonight is your knitting club (aka Stitch and Bitch). The house is messy, but you can just make the kids do the dishes and vacuum; that’s the point of kids, right? Okay not the WHOLE point, but they’re old enough to clean up now. Your house has never been, and will never be, pristine, and you’re more than fine with that. Your knitting club doesn’t care what the house looks like, especially when you’re providing wine and snacks. (You already made the cheeseboard and put it in the fridge; you’ll add graham crackers to it when you take it out.) The bag of costumes for the school musical is by the front door for your daughter to take to rehearsal with her later, since you finished sewing them all this morning. There’s an actual mountain of dirty clothes on top of the washer, and you should probably wash your face at some point, but who cares? You’re not a domestic housewife; you’re a Feral Housewife.

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Sucreabeille is a vegan, cruelty free brand. We do our very best to keep updated with our suppliers to keep our commitment to just generally being ethical people, but if you ever see something that needs addressing, we'd love to hear from you!

Andrea Fender, Queen Bee

 

Andrea started making lotions and potions in 2014, and is committed to high-quality products that are handmade. After running her own shop, she happily took over Sucreabeille in April of 2018 and absolutely loves it. Follow her on IG @shopsucreabeille, and join our community on Facebook at facebook.com/groups/sucreabeille

 

 

 

Nicole Antoinette Moore, Scribe Bee

 


 

Nicole lives in Colorado and works during the day at a small publishing house. She's our social beedia expert, and she loves books, coffee, sushi, and her cat, Gomez. Feel free to follow her on IG at @atorsoboat

 

 

Amy Marie, Bee-Casso

Amy owns Journey West Design, and is responsible for all of the great art on the site. She designed Sucreabeille’s logo and labels, and continues to be an amazing support every day! You can find her at https://www.facebook.com/MMBespokedesign


Didn’t love a scent? Not a fan of that body product? Not a problem, as we here at Sucreabeille have an Extremely Generous Return Policy!

We’re committed to making the returns process simple and easy for you.

But first, a few things to note:

We really encourage you to wait to make a return until at least two weeks after the receipt of your order. Why? As indie perfume makers, we don’t use stabilizers in our blends like mass perfume manufacturers. That means that your scents might undergo the perfume equivalent of bottle shock in transportation, due to extreme fluctuations in temperature, aggressive package handling (tee hee), etc.

You can absolutely sniff your scents when they first arrive, but note that a resting period of at least a few days can make a world of difference in how a scent smells.

Store them in a cool, dry place for a little while and see how they can change. But, if you don't want to wait that long, we understand!

Returns must be initiated within 60 days of purchase.

There must be at least 75% of the product left in the container for us to accept the return.

If you don’t love a scent but would rather rehome it than return it, or swap it for something you know you love, we have an awesome swap/sell thread on our Facebook group (and it’s for all indie perfume companies, not just Suc). You can join our group here (https://facebook.com/groups/sucreabeille) and then search for “swap/sell” within the group. We post a new swap thread each month, sometimes two!

Sucreabeille reserves the right to limit returns if we have reason to suspect misuse of our Extremely Generous Return Policy (such as, but not limited to, excessive returns, reseller activity, or fraud).Items from the Indie Marketplace are eligible for return.

Items purchased from other retailers, dealers, or resellers and not directly from Sucreabeille are not eligible for return, refund, or exchange.

If you used Sugar Points on your original purchase, we will not be able to refund those to your account. Instead, we will give you a shop credit. (It's basically the same thing, it just won't be found under your Sugar Points.).Here's how it works: Send us an email with a note about what you’d like to return, and we’ll send you a shipping label. Send back the product according to the terms above. Once we receive it and make sure it’s eligible, we’ll issue you a shop credit or a refund to your original form of payment in the amount of the product plus your original shipping charge. We must receive the product before we can issue your credit or refund.

If you need help, send an email to shopsucreabeille@gmail.com. We’re happy to answer any questions you may have!

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