Login
This is where everyone starts
Shop the Bestseller Set

Cart

Your cart is empty
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Sale price$69.00
Add To Wishlist
  • A super rich German chocolate cake.

    • Today is your birthday. It is a statement of fact. Many other people were born today, but we are focusing on you, because you are the one we know. Congratulations for making it another year on this planet. Everyone has a birthday; it isn’t a special thing, but we are pretending yours is even though it is something literally everyone else on Earth has. Please enjoy the barely inflated balloons that match the color of the carpeting. There will be no presents. Enough sentimentality; let us keep being professional.

      Scent Notes: A super rich German chocolate cake.

Best Sellers

Available Now!

Afterglow
Afterglow Sale priceFrom $12.50
Bloodline
Bloodline Sale priceFrom $12.50
Chloroform
Chloroform Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Danger Noodle
Danger Noodle Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! Dragon Fruit Tree *Retires 7/31
Dragon Fruit Tree *Retires 7/31 Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Even I Wouldn't Try Me Right Now
Even I Wouldn't Try Me Right Now Sale priceFrom $13.00
Fall in Love Whenever You Can
Fall in Love Whenever You Can Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Feral Housewife
Feral Housewife Sale priceFrom $12.50
Perfume attempted murder
Attempted Murder Sale priceFrom $12.50
Harbinger
Harbinger Sale priceFrom $12.50
Captain Moonlite
Captain Moonlite Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Let's Be Bad Guys
Let's Be Bad Guys Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Curse Your Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal
Curse Your Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! Browncoats
Browncoats Sale priceFrom $13.00
#Bawdygotmelaid
#Bawdygotmelaid Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! #HeyConfessors
#HeyConfessors Sale priceFrom $12.50
15 lbs of Fur and Entitlement with Old Gods of Appalachia
15 lbs of Fur and Entitlement with Old Gods of Appalachia Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Acai Tree *Retires 7/31
Acai Tree *Retires 7/31 Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Agent of Chaos
Agent of Chaos Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Air Witch
Air Witch Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Apple Tree *Retires 7/31
Apple Tree *Retires 7/31 Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Apricot Tree *Retires 7/31
Apricot Tree *Retires 7/31 Sale priceFrom $12.50

What’s your scent style?

Choose a category and see what we have in store for you…if you dare.

0