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Our MLK weekend sale is ON and runs through Monday at 11:59pm PST. Every purchase of $50 and up gets a free oil dram set of our new 5 dram discovery set (Quicksilver, The Mountain, Rictus, Irish Cream, and Toxic Masculinity Ruins the Party Again). $75 and up for free US shipping, and $125 and up for free international shipping. We also offer Klarna payments. Buy now, pay in four monthly installments. It's free!

The Mountain

The Mountain

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Oh Gregor, you gigantic, zombie guard. You’ve been through so much and killed so many good people, and yet, even you didn’t deserve to end up as Cersei’s monstrous, undead protector. While you probably don’t smell great now what with being poisoned, killed, and brought back from the dead, one can imagine that back in the day you actually smelled quite manly and delicious. That’s why this scent is a little sweet, a little musky, and definitely masculine, with notes of amber, oatmeal, and honey. After all, nobody with the nickname “The Mountain” would be particularly delicate. Just, you know, don’t stick our faces in the fire for saying that. We meant that as a compliment; we aren’t trying to insert ourselves into Clegane Bowl or any kind of fight, thanks.

 

Scent notes: amber, a pint of oatmeal stout, pure golden honey