Not Today, Satan!

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  • Scent Notes
    Unapologetic candied grapefruit, crisp cold rice milk, beeswax, rich tonka, and osmanthus.
  • Description
      Bianca del Rio popularized this sentiment back when she was on (and won) RuPaul’s Drag Race, season 6, when a fellow contestant had the nerve to badmouth her in front of everyone else. Bianca didn’t put up with that shit, and neither should you! Coworker being mouthy over something miniscule that nobody else cares about? Your boss trying to make you work on a sudden, last-minute project that they forgot about and is now due immediately? Your partner stirring up some shit because you’re both stuck at home and can’t go anywhere? Your sibling calling to boast about their perfect life while you struggle paycheck-to-paycheck? You know what to say to all of them: Not Today, Satan. Not today.

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