Are you the kind of person who absolutely *needs* their morning cup, or six, of coffee in order to function, otherwise you’re a total space cadet? Have you ever accidentally put in whole beans in your French press upon waking up? Have you ever had to kill somebody for suggesting you have tea or, God forbid, decaf? Then T-Minus Coffee is the scent you need. Think of it as another morning pick-me-up for those days when shots of espresso just don’t cut it. T-Minus Coffee will fly you to the moon.

Scent Notes: Freshly ground coffee (obviously), spicy black pepper, nutmeg, high octane fuel, vanilla bean, bacon sizzling on the stovetop.