I'm Too Old For This Shit

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Scent Notes: Intense, rich vanillas infused with honeycomb. Nicotina flower, leather, and a hint of bitterness.

Your alarm didn’t go off, again. Or maybe you slept through it. The point is, you’re now thirty minutes behind schedule, and your boss is going to pitch a fit if you’re late. You spring out of bed, feeling every muscle scream at the sudden motion. You stumble over yesterday’s clothes and throw something resembling an outfit onto your body. Dammit, you are getting too old for this. You get to the kitchen, and discover the coffee maker was unplugged so your programmed cup for the day didn’t brew. No time to make one now! You go to the bathroom, quickly brush your teeth, find some shoes, and run out the door. (You’ll notice later that your shoes, while similar in color, are not a matching set.)

Of course, traffic is awful. There’s been some kind of accident on top of the construction they’ve been doing for what seems like years now. You finally make it to work, late, uncaffeinated, and aggravated. You manage to have a relatively quiet morning, until everything falls apart. Two of your coworkers quit unexpectedly, leaving you completely short staffed for the afternoon. You get about ten minutes to eat a microwaved burrito before getting back to work, which flies by in a flurry of unnecessary meetings, annoyed customers, and a general feeling of “too old for this shit” floating in the air. What’s with today, today? Your feet and knees are aching; your back is killing you; all you want to do is go home.

As you’re getting ready to leave, your boss asks you to stay late tonight and work extra hours the rest of the week to make up for your coworkers sudden departures. You ask him if he asked any of your male colleagues to work extra, and he scoffs and tells you they’re already working at max capacity, even though you know they work less hard, and for more money, than you do. You politely tell him you’re too old for this shit, and now he has three job positions to fill.

Your drive home is relaxed, even though the roads should be in solid gridlock. You walk in the door and it’s silent. You kick off your mismatched shoes, take a pint of ice cream out of the freezer, and head to your room to eat it in bed, naked, while you watch your favorite movie. You’re definitely not too old for this shit.

Scent Notes: Intense, rich vanillas infused with honeycomb. Nicotina flower, leather, and a hint of bitterness.

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Sucreabeille is a vegan, cruelty free brand. We do our very best to keep updated with our suppliers to keep our commitment to just generally being ethical people, but if you ever see something that needs addressing, we'd love to hear from you!

Andrea Fender, Queen Bee


Andrea started making lotions and potions in 2014, and is committed to high-quality products that are handmade. After running her own shop, she happily took over Sucreabeille in April of 2018 and absolutely loves it. Follow her on IG @shopsucreabeille, and join our community on Facebook at




Nicole Antoinette Moore, Scribe Bee



Nicole lives in Colorado and works during the day at a small publishing house. She's our social beedia expert, and she loves books, coffee, sushi, and her cat, Gomez. Feel free to follow her on IG at @atorsoboat



Amy Marie, Bee-Casso

Amy owns Journey West Design, and is responsible for all of the great art on the site. She designed Sucreabeille’s logo and labels, and continues to be an amazing support every day! You can find her at

Didn’t love a scent? Not a fan of that body product? Not a problem, as we here at Sucreabeille have an Extremely Generous Return Policy!

We’re committed to making the returns process simple and easy for you.

But first, a few things to note:

We really encourage you to wait to make a return until at least two weeks after the receipt of your order. Why? As indie perfume makers, we don’t use stabilizers in our blends like mass perfume manufacturers. That means that your scents might undergo the perfume equivalent of bottle shock in transportation, due to extreme fluctuations in temperature, aggressive package handling (tee hee), etc.

You can absolutely sniff your scents when they first arrive, but note that a resting period of at least a few days can make a world of difference in how a scent smells.

Store them in a cool, dry place for a little while and see how they can change. But, if you don't want to wait that long, we understand!

Returns must be initiated within 60 days of purchase.

There must be at least 75% of the product left in the container for us to accept the return.

If you don’t love a scent but would rather rehome it than return it, or swap it for something you know you love, we have an awesome swap/sell thread on our Facebook group (and it’s for all indie perfume companies, not just Suc). You can join our group here ( and then search for “swap/sell” within the group. We post a new swap thread each month, sometimes two!

Sucreabeille reserves the right to limit returns if we have reason to suspect misuse of our Extremely Generous Return Policy (such as, but not limited to, excessive returns, reseller activity, or fraud).Items from the Indie Marketplace are eligible for return.

Items purchased from other retailers, dealers, or resellers and not directly from Sucreabeille are not eligible for return, refund, or exchange.

If you used Sugar Points on your original purchase, we will not be able to refund those to your account. Instead, we will give you a shop credit. (It's basically the same thing, it just won't be found under your Sugar Points.).Here's how it works: Send us an email with a note about what you’d like to return, and we’ll send you a shipping label. Send back the product according to the terms above. Once we receive it and make sure it’s eligible, we’ll issue you a shop credit or a refund to your original form of payment in the amount of the product plus your original shipping charge. We must receive the product before we can issue your credit or refund.

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