Story Vault

Cat Lady Era

Scent Notes: Fluffy cat fur on a comfortable flannel blanket, a glass of ginger ale, sweet butterscotch candy, guava. Daisy was nervous. She was hoping this would finally be “the night” with Colin...

Swan Dive

Scent Notes: A cool, refreshing stream that flows into a large river basin near a wide rice paddy. Lemongrass, ginger, and a hint of hay perfume the air as you jump into the clean, clear pool of ...

Freak in the Spreadsheets

Scent Notes: A green tea latte made with rice milk, stacks of spreadsheets printed on expensive legal paper, hints of supple leather and a fizzy glass of champagne with tart strawberries inside. D...

Impending Bloom

Scent Notes: A quick burst of gasoline that dries down to gorgeous, sparkling florals: roses, peonies, freesia, lilac, and daisies. “I just know it’s going to be bad, I can just tell!” Carol was ...

Superheroes Don't Wear Their Own Merch

Scent Notes: Ozone, ripe, juicy oranges, Melissa leaf, neroli. The day had finally arrived: The convention center was full of people setting up their booths, with workers dropping off folding tab...

You Caught Me Monologuing

Scent Notes: A cauldron full of a dark, bubbling, poisonous liquid with a distinct animal musk note wafting from the fumes and simmering bubbles, oud wood, spicy dragon's blood. “It’s really quit...

We're Really Not So Different, You and I

Scent Notes: A bottle of expensive Merlot, crisp Anjou pear, a ripe Valencia orange, tart lemon, juicy kumquat. Basically, really delicious sangria. Captain Mansplain laid on his back on the floo...

No Capes

Scent Notes: Cedar logs burning in the great outdoors, smoky patchouli, Balsam of Peru (fancy, we know), a lavender grove on a perfect spring day, a sprinkle of anise. Captain Mansplain found him...

Final Boss

Scent Notes: Intense ambergris, freshly ground cardamom pods, molten honey, cocoa absolute, benzoin tree resin.  Note: Due to the cost of some of the ingredients in this blend, such as synthetic ...

Underpants on the Outside

*Formerly known as It's a Trap! Now with a new name and story!* Scent Notes: A freshly baked marzipan cake topped with buttercream, sprinkled with caramelized sugar and a small drizzle of honey, ...