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Woodland Creatures

The home of all of our woodland creatures, living together in scent harmony, likely forming a gang with fellow trash pandas and other magical animals to pull off some kind of heist. We just let them do what they want. Prefer to shop in a different order? Click on sort below to choose how you see the list.

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Retired Sold outDanger Noodle
Danger Noodle Sale priceFrom $13.00
Retired Sold outFart Kitten
Fart Kitten Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outGarbage Dog
Garbage Dog Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outSky Puppy
Sky Puppy Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outStab Rabbit
Stab Rabbit Sale priceFrom $13.00
Retired Sold outTrash Panda
Trash Panda Sale priceFrom $13.00
Retired Sold outWater Sausage
Water Sausage Sale priceFrom $13.00

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Afterglow
Afterglow Sale priceFrom $12.50
Bloodline
Bloodline Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Brienne the Beauty *Retires 8/31
Brienne the Beauty *Retires 8/31 Sale priceFrom $12.50
Chloroform
Chloroform Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Even I Wouldn't Try Me Right Now
Even I Wouldn't Try Me Right Now Sale priceFrom $13.00
Fall in Love Whenever You Can
Fall in Love Whenever You Can Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Forest Witch
Forest Witch Sale priceFrom $12.50
Foundling
Foundling Sale priceFrom $13.50
Perfume attempted murder
Attempted Murder Sale priceFrom $12.50
Harbinger
Harbinger Sale priceFrom $12.50
Captain Moonlite *Retires August 31st
Captain Moonlite *Retires August 31st Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Let's Be Bad Guys
Let's Be Bad Guys Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Stink Pretty
Stink Pretty Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! The Mountain *Retires 8/31
The Mountain *Retires 8/31 Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! The Night King *Retires 8/31
The Night King *Retires 8/31 Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Khal Drogo *Retires 8/31
Khal Drogo *Retires 8/31 Sale priceFrom $12.50
#Bawdygotmelaid
#Bawdygotmelaid Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! #HeyConfessors
#HeyConfessors Sale priceFrom $12.50
15 lbs of Fur and Entitlement with Old Gods of Appalachia
15 lbs of Fur and Entitlement with Old Gods of Appalachia Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Agent of Chaos
Agent of Chaos Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Air Witch
Air Witch Sale priceFrom $12.50
Aquarius
Aquarius Sale priceFrom $12.50
Aries
Aries Sale priceFrom $12.50
Arsenic
Arsenic Sale priceFrom $12.50

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