That’s right, Murderinos, we’ve added a new scent to our My Favorite Murder line! Inspired by the cold hard truth that toxic masculinity ruins, well, everything, we knew this was the perfect addition to the rest of our MFM-inspired scents. Let’s be clear: there’s nothing wrong with masculinity in and of itself. But when it’s taken to a heightened place, where men have to prove themselves as “real men” by doing things like, say, murdering a woman who rejects his advances, or goes on a spree because nobody has ever dated him, then those are clear signs that toxic masculinity has, in fact, ruined the party yet again. Because it does, indeed, ruin everything. Wearing this perfume will remind you not to let toxic masculinity into your life and wreck your day, your week, your month, or even your year. Stay sexy, buy your own shit, and don’t let anyone ruin your party.
Scent notes: A delightfully feminine blend of lavender, vanilla, honey nectar, and a light floral aldehyde.