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Cucumber Melon Bitch
Cucumber Melon Bitch
Cucumber Melon Bitch

Cucumber Melon Bitch
Sale price$69.00
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Perfume Oil wears softer and closer to the skin. Eau de Parfum Spray has stronger scent projection.

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  • A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers.

    • You loved our Summer Glaze Lotion scents so much, we decided to make them available in perfume and oil form! Back in middle school/high school, you were either a Cucumber Melon Bitch or a Warm Vanilla Sugar Bitch. That’s it. Those were the options. For all you Cucumber Melon bitches out there, this one’s for you: our take on the scent that you bought in every form with your meager babysitting or fast food job wages. Respect.

      Scent Notes: A grown up version of the high school classic. Mellow musk melons and crisp cucumbers.

      Blended by Beth. Beth is the scent genius behind Overmorrow, and has designed some of our most popular Suc blends
Cucumber Melon Bitch
Cucumber Melon Bitch Sale price$69.00

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