Banana For Scale

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  • Scent Notes
    Caramelized banana, brown sugar, rum, cinnamon, Vanilla ice cream
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      Scent Notes: Caramelized banana, brown sugar, rum, cinnamon, Vanilla ice cream

      This was Day 10 in our Halloween Advent Calendar.

      Proper Life-cycle of a banana:

      Stage One: Choosing the perfect banana. It should be exactly the correct length, be extremely fresh and SOOOO yellow. It needs a little bit of #stem at the top and a little brown nub down at the bottom.

      Stage Two: Use this banana for several days to measure things around the house and at work and inform the people around you how many bananas long things are. Some people may ask to borrow your banana so that they can also measure things, but this is not advised, as there is no way to guarantee that they understand how delicate bananas are.

      Stage 3: When your banana becomes a little too old and brown to casually carry around with you (it may take you several days to reach this step), take it to the kitchen, peel and slice it, and fry it up with some butter and cinnamon. Lay that bad boy over the top of some vanilla ice cream and thank the banana for all of its excellent work helping you measure things in bananas.

      Note: Beth, who has blended some of our most popular fragrances, also has a scent named Crux in her shop, Overmorrow, though these scents are very different takes on. the same concept! Click here to shop her version. If the link doesn't work, it's because the shop is currently offline and closed to orders. The link will only work when the shop is up and running, so try again in the future!

       

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