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Broke Ass Bitch

Broke Ass Bitch

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$39.00
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$39.00
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You might be broke, but you’re still damn fabulous. Sure, your leased hot pink sports car might be covered in fresh dents and scratches, but you’re driving a sports car, dammit. Maybe all your designer clothes are several-seasons-old, but they’re still designer. Your fridge is nearly empty (notwithstanding several packets of ketchup, an old jar of pickle juice, and your empty Brita pitcher), but you had expensive sushi for dinner and can live on ramen for a week if you have to. Your wallet is full of cobwebs, but your shelves are full of crystals, plants, books, and multiple tarot decks from your favorite New Age store. (No, you don’t know tarot, but the designs are gorgeous and you are absolutely going to learn some day.) Your bank account is empty, but your heart and credit cards are maxed out, and you can’t say no to things that will enrich your life even as they drain your finances.


Scent Notes: Sparkling candied citrus peel, vanilla from the expensive hippie shop, Egyptian Musk, cuticle cream 'cause you're getting a manicure anyway, dammit