Doom Witch

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  • Scent Notes
    A gorgeous blend of pistachio and frangipani with a handful of candy play off sinister undertones of smoking hot tar, dirt, and blood.
  • Description
      That’s the whole point of having a little doom witch inside of you: knowing the appropriate time to let her out and satisfy her need for vengeance, doom, and destruction. The wild witch. The scary witch. The little girl playing on the playground with a big grin on her face, who walks away lighting a match and setting the place on fire because a boy pushed her off the swing. She’s dragging her teddy bear that’s missing a leg and both its eyes behind her as she walks calmly away from the flames. Is that blood on her neatly pressed dress? Don’t let the pigtails and wide eyes fool you; this girl is dangerous. She’s the doom witch that lives in all of us, ready to strike out at those who wrong us. Sure, it sounds like a terrible idea to make peace with having a scary pyromaniac as part of our personalities, but there are certainly benefits. Knowing when someone is pushing your boundaries and pushing you towards doom is a great skill to have, so you can alert them before it’s too late and, oops, their whole life is up in flames from that sweet pistachio cake you made that was actually an explosive device. The cake was a lie. Of course, we aren’t advocating for you to actually, you know, burn down houses and commit crimes of any sort. But the theoretical burning of bridges from those who have wronged you? We’ll be standing nearby with marshmallows, ready to roast over the flames of things that no longer serve you. That’s the whole point of having a little doom witch inside of you: knowing the appropriate time to let her out and satisfy her need for vengeance, doom, and destruction. A curse on those who dare to taunt your inner, darker self and coax her out of hiding. They get what they deserve. Now, let’s put that hair into some lovely pigtails, shall we?

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