Bourbon, rich chocolate, dark amber, and a touch of dirt.
You come home after a long day: you somehow ground dirt into your white shirt (HOW?), your friend ditched you, and the train held up your commute for 30 minutes - AGAIN. Now as you lay down to turn on some murder documentaries some asshole is knocking on your door, pleading with you to use your phone because their car broke down, and you don't see a car in sight. So you leave them knocking, call the police, and turn the murder documentaries up to 11 after slipping on this rich scent of rich dark chocolate, dirt (yes I said dirt-trust me guys), and amber and tucking in with a nice shot of bourbon. Because here's the thing-fuck everyone.
Scent Notes: Bourbon, rich chocolate, dark amber, and a touch of dirt.
When I'm mad at some new policy shift at work, (govt), this is my go too. It starts off sweet, but quickly goes to dark amber, bourbon with a slightly charred smell (like aged in a charred white oak barrel) but not a straight whiskey scent and that touch of wet earth at the finish.
I always worry it will stay sweet smelling but it never does. It's also a good fall scent if you aren't mad at something. The oil lasts the day , if I have to go somewhere after work I do a little touch up on my wrists and throat. Not sure if the alcohol base would last as long on this one.
This perfume is perfect for the days you want to project your inner badass. It changes a bit as you wear it, and I find it to become better as it goes. It's definitely not your average perfume- in the best way!
This one starts out very similar to Afterglow on me but instead of drying down sweet the dirt comes through. I really like it for those days I need to go out there and fuck politeness. It is a very forward scent and definitely lasts a little longer than most on me. It is on the verge of overpowering if I have a hint of a migraine, I will say. 9/10. Will reup when I’ve used my sample for sure!
Deep rich chocolate and bourbon on first spray with a touch of amber, the dry down on me is dirt. Just dirt. I am not mad about it. This is going to be great to layer with other scents to get that earthy smell I love to shine through just a touch more for my body chemistry. Typically the dirt note doesn't come through on my skin. This is a pleasant surprise. I never know what to expect once I try something new on my skin. It is an amazing adventure! I'll probably split this one and give part of it to my bestie for her collection. We both loved the smell of the earth and seeing how things change with our unique chemistry. It's science in literal action. I can't wait to try more!
When I first put it on, it smelled awful; like chocolate and cigarettes (I’m not a smoker). Luckily it dries down to more of the amber, with a faint whiff of chocolate, which is actually pleasant. Not a favorite, but wearable.
Love this scent, not the first my daughter and I have gotten from y’all, won’t be the last, but definitely my current fave. 1 or 2 sprays lasts all day (even on 12 hour shifts at the steel mill) without being overwhelming!
This is becoming my official Monday morning scent. I can’t even describe how good it is. It is bold, but somehow subtle. And let’s face it, who doesn’t want to say fu@$ everyone at work!
Ps: my husband also loves it, but for the good kind of fu@$!!!
So decadent. Chocolate and bourbon deliciousness. It feels rich and mysterious. The dirt gives it a bit of an edge and really shines once the chocolate and bourbon fade a bit. My hubby loves this one. Definitely a sexy scent. I bought it because I love the name. This was one of my first Suc purchases and it helped lead to my obsession and ever growing collection.
I wish I loved this scent but it is just too overwhelming for me! The chocolate note is very strong, but quickly dries down to dirt. After a few minutes, I don't smell bourbon or chocolate at all, just potting soil. But there's something else there, too, maybe rubber? As a floral and petrichor lover, I could never wear this one on a regular basis, it honestly gives me a mild headache. It's definitely peculiar and I'm sure some people will love it! Glad it was a freebie lol.
So I bought this on a hunch. I would love it. And I do, it's like you've just come back from planting orange blossom in rich loamy dirt and spilled some bourbon on your leather gloves. A bit too serious for everyday wear, but that's what Fractal Witch is for.
Here’s The Thing, Fuck Everyone is the type of scent you wear when you truly just don’t give a damn. It has the chocolate and bourbon notes along with the dirt which gives it that edge. Is it for everyone? Absolutely not! But when you want to feel badass and rebellious, this fragrance IS THE THING.
Here's the Thing is everything I hoped it would be; earthy, sweet, sharp and all biz. It has nice staying power and is gender neutral. I love it. It's one of my 2 signature scents.
This scent is so different - but in a really good way! The chocolate and bourbon create a warm comforting feeling and the hint of dirt kills the sweetness and really adds intrigue. I find this one lasts brilliantly on me and definitely gives me a boost (and the name makes me smile), when I’m having a rubbish day!
This is one of my favorite scents this far it has this wonderful smell of chocolates that isn’t really artificial, and is not overwhelming sweet. I was intrigued by the dirt note and a little scared of it but my curiosity kicked in and boy it exceeded my expectations!
Here’s the thing, fuck everyone is that boozy brownie you have at the end of a day of unreasonable requests, road rage, and a partner who just up and quit their job and still didn’t do the dishes. It’s the absolutely delicious comfort of walking away!
I ordered this because of the name, and the scent notes also sounded like a combo I would like.
I loved it so much I immediately ordered the spray bottle too! I have also tried some other scents.
I am now obsessed with Sucreabeille!
Bourbon, Rich chocolate, Dark amber, touch of dirt - what is there not to love about this - absolutely decadent. Have the perfume oil and the butter cream, and it is my go to perfume when feeling blue or frustrated with the day.
A little dab or a big slather of butter cream and inhale - Love it!!!
A very interesting scent, absolutely not for everyone. The chocolate opens, but the dry down is very earthy and absolutely smells like freshly turned dirt. I think it's great, but it's a pretty polarizing scent. Would recommend a test size before going for the full size
Heres the thing is one of the scents I just had to have an I am so glad I got it! This is the best perfume ever! Starts off with a very rich chocolate smell then about 2 to 3 minutes later changes to a rich dark amber. I would literally bathe and wash my clothes in this smell if I could!
I love this, I got the chocolate and dirt smell right away, the chocolate got a little stronger after a few minutes. I think I smell like an amazing chocolate shop and ironically it calms me down when I'm having the kind of attitude this perfume is named after.
Names have power and this perfume is no different. There are days when this is really the only scent option! A scent as deep as the well of my irritation and a warm friend to have by my side when dealing with things I'd really rather not. I love it :)
I went crazy and bought a haul! I literally loved almost every single fragrance out of the 20 I tried? Lol even the few that weren’t my style were still unique and I could appreciate the artistry. Lifelong customer... maybe I will get a fragrance named after me someday😂🌈
Here's the Thing F*ck Everyone was one of the first samples I bought from Sucreabeille. I liked the the name and the scent notes sounded fascinating. I didn't like it at first so I let it settle for about 1 week and then, Wow! It's amazing! Well-blended scents of dirt and chocolate. I never thought those particular notes would blend with my chemistry but here we are! I haven't used mass production perfumes in a few months. Totally worth it!
A wonderful company, an even greater community. Suc’s scents are amazing, but the people working behind the scenes are what happiness is made from. I love this company and will continue to shout from the social media rooftops how awesome they are!!
I love this scent, it's my everything. If it leaks it will affect the label a bit, which is the smear on mine. but seriously, I could bathe in this stuff.
Ok smelling straight out of the bottle is straight bourbon. It gets more chocolate amber notes when I put it on which is lovely. I don't really smell the dirt at all til the end.
Respectfully...because I really do love Sucreabeille:
I bought this because the fragrance notes sounded so interesting. I was intrigued by the "touch of dirt" and thought it may add unique depth to the fragrance. It doesn't :( Unfortunately, the dirt note is ALL I can smell. It's rough. I sprayed this once on the top of my hand and prayed that that note would fade and leave behind a deep chocolate coffee scent, and it just never does. If you wear this in public, then yeah, you're really saying "f*** everyone" because this will offend! Grateful for the generous return policy because I think this one has to go back.
I bought a bunch of scents and this. THIS makes me feel like myself. Dirt. I love the dirt. And chocolate. But also a musk? It’s amazing. Like it’s ethereal and earthy all at the same time, also sweet. Sweet earthy witchy and it’s the tits. But you definitely have to love the smell of dirt. Which I do. Dearly.
Even my cat - who hates strong smells - loved this perfume! He was loving all over me while I was petting him after applying it.
The staff at Sucreabeille was amazing; I ordered this, and a bunch of other perfumes, during the Leap Day sale and the order never arrived. When I reached out to ask if they could nudge the post office to deliver it, they sent me a replacement order right away! Great customer service, great perfume, great scent. I was already a fan, but now I'm a customer for life.
