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I'm Too Old For This Shit
I'm Too Old For This Shit

I'm Too Old For This Shit
Sale price$24.00
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Perfume Oil wears softer and closer to the skin. Eau de Parfum Spray has stronger scent projection.

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  • Scent Notes
    Intense, rich vanillas infused with honeycomb. Nicotina flower, leather, and a hint of bitterness
  • Description
      Scent Notes: Intense, rich vanillas infused with honeycomb. Nicotina flower, leather, and a hint of bitterness
I'm Too Old For This Shit
I'm Too Old For This Shit Sale price$24.00

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