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Nerdy Perfumes

If you're a self-identified nerd, then these are the scents for you. Our geekiest, nerdiest scents are all here in one place, probably playing an overly complicated game with a lot of dice and a very specific set of rules.

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New! I Can Kill You With My Brain
I Can Kill You With My Brain Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die
I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! I'll Be in My Bunk
I'll Be in My Bunk Sale priceFrom $12.50
I'm Too Old For This Shit
I'm Too Old For This Shit Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outKrampus
Krampus Sale priceFrom $12.50
Lady Swears
Lady Swears Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Let's Be Bad Guys
Let's Be Bad Guys Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outLibertine perfume
Libertine Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Lilith Fury
Lilith Fury Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Mine is an Evil Laugh
Mine is an Evil Laugh Sale priceFrom $13.00
Retired Sold outNo Capes
No Capes Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! No Power in the 'Verse Can Stop Me
No Power in the 'Verse Can Stop Me Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outPerchta
Perchta Sale priceFrom $13.00
Retired Sold outPi *Retires 3/14
Pi *Retires 3/14 Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! Possum Waddle *Retires June 30th
Possum Waddle *Retires June 30th Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! Raptor Claw *Retires June 30th
Raptor Claw *Retires June 30th Sale priceFrom $12.50
Second Breakfast
Second Breakfast Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Serenity
Serenity Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! Shark Punch *Retires June 30th
Shark Punch *Retires June 30th Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! Shiny
Shiny Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! Sky Puppy
Sky Puppy Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Socks and Crocs *Retires June 30th
Socks and Crocs *Retires June 30th Sale priceFrom $13.00
Retired Sold outSpoopy
Spoopy Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Stab Rabbit
Stab Rabbit Sale priceFrom $13.00

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Afterglow
Afterglow Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outAtlantis
Atlantis Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outAvant Garde
Avant Garde Sale priceFrom $12.50
Bloodline
Bloodline Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outBohemian
Bohemian Sale priceFrom $13.00
Retired Sold outChamomelia
Chamomelia Sale priceFrom $13.00
Chapter 10: Desert Rose *Retires June 30th
Chapter 10: Desert Rose *Retires June 30th Sale priceFrom $12.50
Chapter 11: Death Rose *Retires June 30th
Chapter 11: Death Rose *Retires June 30th Sale priceFrom $12.50
Perfume attempted murder
Attempted Murder Sale priceFrom $12.50
Harbinger
Harbinger Sale priceFrom $12.50
Captain Moonlite
Captain Moonlite Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Let's Be Bad Guys
Let's Be Bad Guys Sale priceFrom $12.50
Chapter 3: Flame Rose *Retires June 30th
Chapter 3: Flame Rose *Retires June 30th Sale priceFrom $13.00
Retired Sold outSwashbuckler
Swashbuckler Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! Shark Punch *Retires June 30th
Shark Punch *Retires June 30th Sale priceFrom $13.00
New! Curse Your Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal
Curse Your Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal Sale priceFrom $13.00
#Bawdygotmelaid
#Bawdygotmelaid Sale priceFrom $12.50
15 lbs of Fur and Entitlement with Old Gods of Appalachia
15 lbs of Fur and Entitlement with Old Gods of Appalachia Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Agent of Chaos
Agent of Chaos Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Air Witch
Air Witch Sale priceFrom $12.50
Retired Sold outAntiquarian
Antiquarian Sale priceFrom $12.50
Aquarius
Aquarius Sale priceFrom $12.50
New! Arboreal *Retires June 8th
Arboreal *Retires June 8th Sale priceFrom $13.00
Aries
Aries Sale priceFrom $12.50

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