Petty as Fuck

This is available for our Patreon patron "The 13th Hour" event. It has not been previously released. If you order a 1oz, the label will be on our generic handwritten label.

Scent Notes: This petty perfume smells like a totally unapologetic unfinished basilica. Gardenia and magnolia, thick incense, exposed beams and burning candles. Cold stone pillars rising above and sassafras. Clary sage and hyacinth, guaiac wood, patchouli and sultry black jasmine.

Petty As Fuck is a Flanker scent to Goth As Fuck (along with Salty As Fuck). We took Goth As Fuck and dramatically added a wheelbarrow full of white florals to it. Is it the pettiest move ever to add white florals to a goth scent? I think you’re getting the idea…

We see you there in your thermostat war, pushing one degree at a time until you get what you want. You catch yourself typing, "per my previous email," on a weekly basis and feel no remorse when your coworkers act all flustered and offended. The devil is in the details and if the rest of the office isn't going to wipe off the counter, neither are you. You refuse to be the only one to unload the dishwasher, so you just let all of the dishes stack up waiting for someone to notice. You are Petty As Fuck, and who's going to stop you? This is the 21st century and if that guy is going to cut you off in traffic there is nothing to stop you from following him to the grocery parking lot and parking 3 inches from his driver side so he has to climb over the seats. (Did that feel like an escalation? That's why it's called Petty As Fuck and not, Just A Little Petty Sometimes, ha.) Keep doing your thing Sis, we've got your back.