Possum Waddle

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  • Scent Notes
    A swirl of spices (wormwood, ginger, and aniseed) play with a bright top note of red mandarin. Resins and a touch of animalic musk create a lingering base note.
  • Description

      Formerly known as "Dad Bod."

      Animals get around in all kinds of ways: crawling, slithering, swimming, and most popularly for us land animals, walking. Lots of walks are super cute, but let’s be honest: The greatest walk is really a waddle, specifically, a possum waddle. If you’ve never seen a possum waddle, time to fire up your search engine of choice to find the videos because it is incredible. Plus, though they are often maligned, possums are so cool: They’re the only marsupial in North America, they eat ticks, and they have a less than 1% chance of contracting rabies! We also encourage you, humble reader, to adopt the possum waddle into your own life. Feeling weird about your own body; unsure of yourself because you don’t fit into the extremely narrow cultural definitions of attractiveness? You are not alone, and we’re here to remind you: Let that possum waddle freely and gloriously!

      Scent Notes: A swirl of spices (wormwood, ginger, and aniseed) play with a bright top note of red mandarin. Resins and a touch of animalic musk create a lingering base note.

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