I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

Great smell just not for me.

Sam C. 5/5 Verified April 1, 2026

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

I’m getting amber moss musk something I can’t place and zinging squirrel energy. I think I got this as a freebie but I would buy “I have to say weird things or I’ll die” No trash pandas though. 😉

Elizabeth W. 4/5 October 17, 2025

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

I think racoon vibes is accurate here. I think at first I found this kinda purfumy and musky and then it got a bit more sweet. The scent grew on me but I don't know if it's one of my favorites. It's complex and does feel kinda weird which matches the theme. Kinda all over the place which is a whole mood.

Kristina N. 4/5 October 11, 2025

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

I love this stuff. It smells great!

Sandra D. 5/5 Verified August 25, 2026

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

Got this as a sample scent, and while it's not exactly what I'm looking for, it has a really nice profile and works well with my skin chemistry. The woodiness, musk, oakmoss, and amber were really strong and it has a nice hint of vanilla to it that gives it a pleasant "kick", but I had a harder time identifying other notes within in. Overall not what I'm looking for, but a rather pleasant scent I will consider later after more searching. Very fond of it, at least.

James D. 4/5 August 21, 2026

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

I was gifted a sample of this. This smells like, nothing on me. Like it really becomes a completely neutral scent on my skin almost immediately.

Rebecca L. 1/5 June 12, 2026

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

Trying this out more than once, I have come to the conclusion that it is very reminiscent of Bal a Versailles, which I love very much. I think it would layer well and extend the deep amber and powder drydown of that fragrance. Definitely interested in getting the eau de parfum version to see if it is similar in that formulation, considering how expensive that vintage perfume is. I love amber scents and this is a great one, but maybe not for everyone unless these notes play well with their body chemistry.

Regina P. 4/5 May 15, 2026

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

I had to get this, just because of the name. Unfortunately, I'm just not as thrilled with the scent as I am with the name. It's okay. I still put it on sometimes, hoping that I'll like it more, but I don't think I'll ever get it again. I'm not even sure what it is about it that I don't care for. I just . . . don't.

Mona T. 3/5 April 19, 2026

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

It’s pretty funky and not exactly my vibe, but not the worst

Elizabeth B. 3/5 April 1, 2026

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

I am now in love with this company and the perfumes after trying this scent a few others. Initially I felt like the scent smelled like a bandaid on me (which is the only reason I didn't give 5 stars), but it settled into a really nice scent!

Janet G. 4/5 Verified April 1, 2026

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

Wasn’t a big fan of the perfume I ordered, and it was very tiny. I do appreciate the extra sample, though.

Valerie B. 3/5 Verified October 4, 2025

I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die