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Sucreabeille T-Minus Coffee perfume bottle beside coffee beans against a dark background.
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T-Minus Coffee
Sale price$66.00
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  • Scent Notes
    Freshly ground coffee (obviously), spicy black pepper, nutmeg, high octane fuel, vanilla bean, bacon sizzling on the stovetop.
  • Product Description

      Are you the kind of person who absolutely *needs* their morning cup, or six, of coffee in order to function, otherwise you’re a total space cadet? Have you ever accidentally put in whole beans in your French press upon waking up? Have you ever had to kill somebody for suggesting you have tea or, God forbid, decaf? Then T-Minus Coffee is the scent you need. Think of it as another morning pick-me-up for those days when shots of espresso just don’t cut it. T-Minus Coffee will fly you to the moon.

      Scent Notes: Freshly ground coffee (obviously), spicy black pepper, nutmeg, high octane fuel, vanilla bean, bacon sizzling on the stovetop.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.6 / 5 from 8 reviews.

Customer photo review of T-Minus Coffee

TMinus Coffee is so underrated and such a cozy scent.

Shalene J. 5/5

T-Minus Coffee

Definitely very coffee! On me, it pulls sweeter, maybe brown sugary? On my partner it pulls more whiskey. But for both of us it is definitely coffee at the core.

Alissa M. 5/5

T-Minus Coffee

As always, my order came well packaged, no damage or spills or leaks, and I love the scent of this one

Jennifer S. 5/5

T-Minus Coffee

I love all the coffee scents and The Librarian was my favorite until I smelled this. I jumped back online to order a full size and found it was discontinued Noooooo!!!! Please bring it back!

Lola K. 5/5

T-Minus Coffee

I love this scent!! The coffee note is great while it lasts, which sadly isn't long on me. The pepper hangs on, though, and the vanilla and nutmeg soften it just enough. I keep finding myself chasing the scent whenever I catch a whiff :)

Laura H. 5/5

T-Minus Coffee

This smells amazing! It's like a wake up call you can wear. Warm, and coffee, and get your a$$ in gear.

Tessa W. 5/5

T-Minus Coffee

Love this scent!!

Catherine D. 5/5 Verified

T-Minus Coffee

Not a fan of this one. I read the scent notes and thought "I'll try it". It was only okay. It smells like gingerbread kinda?? Idk. Just wasn't for me.

Mala V. 2/5 Verified

T-Minus Coffee

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