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The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It

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  • Scent Notes
    An unapologetically feminine tropical floral. Monoi tiare, pikake, frangipani, juicy lychees, and dune grass against a welcoming, salty ocean shore.
  • Product Description

      How does one acquire a “beach body”? Or a “bikini body”? Simple: take your body and put it on a beach, or in a swimsuit, or in a swimsuit on a beach. Done! Problem solved. But seriously, the beach is gonna get whatever body you give it because it has no choice in the matter! Suck it, beach; here comes the cellulite and the hairy legs. Here come the jiggly arms; the toned abs; the spider veins; the Michelle Obama totally ripped arms; the round tummies; the dry skin; the tattoos; the flat butts; the curvaceous hips; the bountiful thighs; body parts and types of every imaginable shape and size. And guess what? The beach will be fine! Everyone on the beach is too worried about their own bodies to even look at yours with anything but awe for your choice in swimwear. So, if you’re feeling stressed about having to look a certain, unattainable way in order to wear a swimsuit or show some skin at the beach, remind yourself: The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It. Dammit.

      Scent Notes: An unapologetically feminine tropical floral. Monoi tiare, pikake, frangipani, juicy lychees, and dune grass against a welcoming, salty ocean shore.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.6 / 5 from 15 reviews.

Customer photo review of The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It *Retires September 30th

This scent is summery-weekendy and for anyone with a body, of any age! When I wear it, I get the floral notes and banana with some breezy beach air. Shopping with Suc is always a pleasure! The responses from the company and the online community are always helpful and timely… five of five; would recommend.

The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It *Retires September 30th

Customer photo review of The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It

I had a sample, but when they offered hair and body oil, I just had to get a rollerball of edp and a hair and body oil. Fresh, fruity, floral, with a oceany background!

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Customer photo review of The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It

When I saw tropical floral, I was afraid this might be a jasmine beastie, but it’s a mellow, nectarine, fruity floral tempered with fresh ocean minerals. I’m surprised at how light and wearable it is, even during a heatwave. Another winner free-bee.

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Customer photo review of The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It

Initial impression is probably the frangipani is the strongest scent for me,barely any salt. It’s a pretty, fresh floral but doesn’t last too long on me. Overall happy with it but would like a little more staying power.

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Customer photo review of The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It

Light, fresh, tropical floral. I really like this one. The salt note is barely there, which is a good thing for me. It's a clean fragrance, with the dune grass note adding freshness. This is an easy reach summer fragrance.

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Customer photo review of The Beach is Gonna get Whatever Body I Give It

I’m an island girl, so I love the monoi tiara, dune grass, frangipani, and salt air! Lychees are one of my favorite fruits! Just love this one. Light, floral, fruity

The Beach is Gonna get Whatever Body I Give It

The dram was a free gift with another order. No idea why I hadn’t ordered this scent before! The softness of the plumeria really comes through for me. So I ordered both a EDP and perfume oil so I can wear this on days when I want it to be more or less subtle. Definitely one of my top 5 suc scents now.

The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It

I have been wearing their fragrances for a couple of years and they never disappoint. This one is perfect for this intense hot summer i wear it every day to work and it makes me smile

The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It

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