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Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

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  • Scent Notes
    Pistachio and almond with exotic spices.
  • Product Description

      Scent Notes: Pistachio and almond with exotic spices.

      Rebecca couldn’t wait to get to sleep. It was past 1:00 am and she was up with her nearly one-year-old daughter, Parker, who had recently decided that sleep was for the weak, and little Parker was anything but weak. Rebecca had fed her, rocked her, changed her diaper, read her books, on what felt like a never-ending loop for the past two hours. Her eyes were bleary; she’d had maybe a few hours of sleep in the last three days. This had been hard enough the first time with her seven-year-old son, Oliver. Now, parenting a full-blown kid and a meltdown-prone baby was frying her nerves. Though, as Oliver would remind her, you couldn’t actually fry your nerves. Oliver had recently gotten into human biology. It was his obsession.... Click here to read the rest of the story!

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 11 reviews.

Customer photo review of Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

This is such a cozy scent! It smells like scrumptious pastry without being cloying or too sweet. I wear this when I just want to cuddle up.

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Customer photo review of Your Skeleton Is Always Wet *Retires July 31st

It's like a cozy little bake shop on a rainy day with your favorite person. It's Christmas in bottle. I got this one as a sample and it was love at first sniff! I ordered a rollerball and gave the sample to a friend. I love the rollers because I can control how much I apply. Sprays overwhelm me and aren't always office friendly.

Your Skeleton Is Always Wet *Retires July 31st

Customer photo review of Your Skeleton Is Always Wet *Retires July 31st

I bought a sample of this before and loved it, and when I saw it was going to retire, I had to buy a full sized bottle. One of my favorite perfumes, just in general, regardless of it being indie or not. It's so warm, spiced just right, with a hint of sweetness and creaminess from the pistachio and almond. I think it could read either Summer or winter, it's definitely unisex. It's not a quiet scent, but I mentally get images of someone like Evie from The Mummy wearing it. Sexy old school librarian.

Your Skeleton Is Always Wet *Retires July 31st

Customer photo review of Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

Amazing! One of my favorites for the smell and the name. I’m not sure what exotic spices are in this but they smell so good.

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Customer photo review of Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

I love this scent!!! I was all set to buy a big bottle but it has absolutely no staying power. I’m sad.

Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

Store owner replied: Hi Meagan! Thank you for your review! Many times when a perfume doesn't have the staying power that is expected, we recommend using an unscented body lotion before applying the perfume to the skin. This can help create a nice barrier and help the scent stay for awhile longer.

I got this one sort of on a whim, I thought the name was funny, and I liked the sound of the notes, but I didn't expect much from it - totally wrong! I adore this, it's my absolute favorite from y'all so far. It smells so bloody good. It's spicey and warm without being overpowering and it lasts a reasonable amount of time for an oil based fragrance too. Love love love

Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

At the height of my cycle, "your skeleton is always wet" smells absolutely amazing. It doesn't hit quite the same way the rest of the month. There are 3 scents so far from suc that have this effect. It deepens, it becomes sweeter somehow. Decadent. I look forward to my cycle now thanks to these mysterious body chemistry changes and the beauty that is indie fragrance.

Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

One dram in my order was damaged in transit. Customer service was absolutely fantastic! They were so fast to respond and immediately sent out a new one within the hour. They even sent me an extra surprise scent!

Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

I bought a sample of this based on the reviews. I wasn’t sure about the description of it. But I LOVE IT. This will definitely be purchased in a larger container. On me, it started out with a cinnamon note, almost like the cinnamon pine cones you’d find in the grocery store around the holidays. It’s shifted a bit, with some more of the nut notes coming out, but still that cinnamon is showing up. It’s a perfect bum around the house in comfy clothing scent. I love it. I really wasn’t sure I would. Even after smelling it from the bottle, I wasn’t completely sold. But it has won me Over.

Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

This is crazy delicious! I bought a sample & immediately knew the biggest bottle is going on my MustGet list. This is one of those yummy scents that you do not need to try more than once or mull it over to decide. If you like sweet food scents- check it out. I recommend it!

Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

I got this as a free sample and why did no one tell me it smells like the most delicious cake? I know you are supposed to eat perfume but I totally want to eat this.

Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

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